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10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
Baldrick
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Post: #46
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
LoP Guest  Wrote:
From what I've heard, the men treat their women like dirt so they gals LOVE AMERICAN men.
THAT would be the reason for single men to go there.

Yeah, righto mate....

Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.


Aussietard Skippy Dropbear

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MR2
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Post: #47
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
Baldrick  Wrote:
MR2  Wrote:
Baldrick  Wrote:
Well that rules out MR2 and ZP immediately...

How YOU doing????

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Not AGAIN?

Did you get a date from your last drunken episode?

I am sworn to secrecy.

Hay ZP, PM me with the details.JhikpghfJhikpghfchuckle
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The Lucky AC
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Post: #48
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
Australia is cool! Take lots of warm clothes.

They don't run the flag up the pole and sing the US national anthem every morning either so if you will miss that.........
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Baldrick
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Post: #49
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
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Baldrick  Wrote:
MR2  Wrote:
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Not AGAIN?

Did you get a date from your last drunken episode?

I am sworn to secrecy.

Hay ZP, PM me with the details.JhikpghfJhikpghfchuckle
You can shit in the one hand and wish in the other.

He dont have nothin my friend...

Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.


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MR2
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04-15-2012 07:11 AM

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Post: #50
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
Baldrick  Wrote:
MR2  Wrote:
Baldrick  Wrote:
I am sworn to secrecy.

Hay ZP, PM me with the details.JhikpghfJhikpghfchuckle
You can shit in the one hand and wish in the other.

He dont have nothin my friend...

f*ck me! You mean he can't even fish for information? Cptbhjon chuckle
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Baldrick
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04-15-2012 07:21 AM

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Post: #51
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
MR2  Wrote:
Baldrick  Wrote:
MR2  Wrote:
Hay ZP, PM me with the details.JhikpghfJhikpghfchuckle
You can shit in the one hand and wish in the other.

He dont have nothin my friend...

f*ck me! You mean he can't even fish for information? Cptbhjon chuckle

ZP couldnt catch crabs....

Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.


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Post: #52
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
8 legs and two fangs.

Barf...
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MR2
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04-15-2012 07:23 AM

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Post: #53
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
Baldrick  Wrote:
MR2  Wrote:
Baldrick  Wrote:
You can shit in the one hand and wish in the other.

He dont have nothin my friend...

f*ck me! You mean he can't even fish for information? Cptbhjon chuckle

ZP couldnt catch crabs....

we'll leave that to you...chuckle
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Baldrick
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04-15-2012 07:27 AM

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Post: #54
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
MR2  Wrote:
Baldrick  Wrote:
MR2  Wrote:
f*ck me! You mean he can't even fish for information? Cptbhjon chuckle

ZP couldnt catch crabs....

we'll leave that to you...chuckle

You are about to be interrogated. Make it sound good...

Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.


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Baldrick
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04-15-2012 07:31 AM

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Post: #55
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
Hang on maybe not....

Im sitting in a chair, with a spotlight blinding me....

Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.


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Baldrick
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Post: #56
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
Right then, where were we...?

Oh Australia is dangerous...

Pffft. yeah right.

Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.


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WalkersEverywhere
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04-15-2012 07:56 AM

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Post: #57
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
f*ck this noise.
I have several Aussie friends, and have worked in Oz extensively.
Just like America, the only problem with Oz is the f*cking central government.
The citizens are top shelf.
The government are pure assholes.
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MR2
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Post: #58
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
WalkersEverywhere  Wrote:
f*ck this noise.
I have several Aussie friends, and have worked in Oz extensively.
Just like America, the only problem with Oz is the f*cking central government.
The citizens are top shelf.
The government are pure assholes.

Jhikpghf No argument there. Bob Brown has hung up his hat, One down 2350 to go.chuckle
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Baldrick
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04-15-2012 08:02 AM

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Post: #59
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
WalkersEverywhere  Wrote:
f*ck this noise.
I have several Aussie friends, and have worked in Oz extensively.
Just like America, the only problem with Oz is the f*cking central government.
The citizens are top shelf.
The government are pure assholes.

Its all noise mate...

Lets vent.

The goobermint cannot uphold its mandate....no matter what statutes are implemented.

The more statutes, the more money.

It is a non sustainable endevour and will eventually collapse...

Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.


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Baldrick
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Post: #60
RE: 10 reasons NOT to go to Australia
Hey walkers, why did ya come to oz> I'm sure it wasnt just to shoot pigs...

Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.


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