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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 116910 09-13-2012 08:15 AM

Nothing beats an umbrella gun. Even a poison dart throwing umbrella would suffice. It's suspicious to carry around an umbrella when it isn't raining, though.

**Devout Agnostic**

The Wild Cat Keychain is awesome!

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I'm buying one of these for each member of the family.

**Adveser**

Devout Agnostic Wrote:

The Wild Cat Keychain is awesome!

I'm buying one of these for each member of the family.

I thought it was unbelievably clever because it is concealed out in the open. I do question how useful it would be in a fight. surely a half a knuckleduster without the pointy things would at least break some ribs. I wanna see a demo of this thing taking out a coconut with no damage to the user.

**Devout Agnostic**

Adveser Wrote:

Devout Agnostic Wrote:
The Wild Cat Keychain is awesome!

I'm buying one of these for each member of the family.

I thought it was unbelievably clever because it is concealed out in the open. I do question how useful it would be in a fight. surely a half a knuckleduster without the pointy things would at least break some ribs. I wanna see a demo of this thing taking out a coconut with no damage to the user.

I heard somewhere that 3/4" penetration is all that's required to produce shock.

cue the dick jokes.

**Honest Abe**

She forgot the number 1 most deadly of all deadly things for cowards to be scared of. A teenager with a car. doomed

Ban teenagers, ban cars, big gov save us, we might die. I mean its not like everyone dies! /sarcasm

**Devout Agnostic**

RedwoodPerch Wrote:

Anything can be used as a weapon. Just ask a mafia hitman.

Plastic bag:

Telephone cord:

The oven:

Rope:

Box cutter.

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**spankie**

Omega Wrote:

Vegas Wrote:
Has anyone notified the Head Dyke about this travesty...

Dayum' that wench is ugly.

That's a woman! Scream1

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 119557 09-13-2012 03:11 PM

As gun people reasons: if an attacker can have illegal guns, you have the right to buy these legal guns to protect yourself.

**Leotard** lop guest User ID: 76478 09-13-2012 03:12 PM

Disquiet Wrote:

Where's fluoride at? I think it's deadlier than a baton.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 120639 09-13-2012 03:15 PM

NOTE TO SELF:
Place order for minigun.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 120461 09-13-2012 04:04 PM

Hunting rifles should be allowed and all the rest ban!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 62850 09-13-2012 04:05 PM

The Evil AC Wrote:

No matter which side you stand on in the gun debate, it’s pretty well known a whole host of weapons exists in America.

Fountain pens...f*cking deadly.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 49195 09-13-2012 04:12 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

Hunting rifles should be allowed and all the rest ban!

Got a keep the hand gun. It might come in handy.

**Honest Abe**

LoP Guest Wrote:

Hunting rifles should be allowed and all the rest ban!

2nd amendment was protection against government tyranny, not hunting. If you are in the USA, you are retard. If you are not, stay the f*ck out of our internal affairs.