Post: #1

Come on Monday can I make it? All I got is ramein noodles and a can of corn

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LoP Guest  Wrote:

Come on Monday can I make it? All I got is ramein noodles and a can of corn

borrow a couple eggs from a neighbor and you'll be fine.

Post: #3

Homeboy, I'm sorry. Steal. f*ck it. Good luck to you. You're more than just your stupid biology.





Where do you live, OP? Maybe LoP can figure out a way to get you fed for the next two days?....

Post: #4

Of course you will, keep posting here, stay in your seat well, for a toilet break.. and a glass of flouride.. it will soon come around.. don't sleep, starve!

Don't go anywhere! Listen to this with moi..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxtp0ORvcw

<<you can share this with me..

Post: #5

You can do it. How many packs of noodles?

Post: #6

barbsat  Wrote:

You can do it. How many packs of noodles?

Enough to do but better then nothing. Man I can already taste pasta or pizza or chili. Hmmm what should it be Monday.

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LoP Guest  Wrote:

barbsat  Wrote:

You can do it. How many packs of noodles?

Enough to do but better then nothing. Man I can already taste pasta or pizza or chili. Hmmm what should it be Monday.

It should be something simple and easy to digest to start. Start with maybe some soup and by day two or three you will be ready for pizza or chilli.

Post: #8

You will survive.. could be worse..


It will be like this come Sunday..

7:38 onwards..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1vy6dTCfrk

Always a happy ending..

Post: #9

Meh you can go a couple weeks without food. Suck it up Ramen boy.

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Shakey1  Wrote:

Where do you live, OP? Maybe LoP can figure out a way to get you fed for the next two days?....

^

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LoP Guest  Wrote:

Meh you can go a couple weeks without food. Suck it up Ramen boy.

He really just needs to quit being a b*tch and find some chick with a job that he can use for booze, drugs, smokes, and food. Got a guy that works with me for which this way of life works. Quite well, I might add. Hell....get 3 or 4 just for good measure, that way it doesn't turn into 'work'. I suggest girls with 'daddy issues', who have recently divorced, or who have young children. Basically, your classic stripper. Happy hunting!!!!

Post: #12

LoP Guest  Wrote:

Meh you can go a couple weeks without food. Suck it up Ramen boy.

Yup, a week or three without permanent damage..

Post: #13

I sold plasma when I was young and poor. They pay good money, you can donate 2x per week. I also did some paintwork, and mowed the lawns of the older neighbors.


Best of luck... I know that feeling.

If you have any sunny space at all to grow some vegetables-- in windowboxes, or pots, on the porch-- do it!

Seeds are cheap, and the veggies will sustain you.

For years, before I bought my house, I grew container gardens on my 6′(south side) by 16-foot (west side) apartment balcony. I was lucky to have a South and West exposure.

For Pole Beans, I took a 6-inch x 3-foot self-watering window box, I planted two beans every three inches for a total of 18 bean plants. I stapled twine to the deck every three inches, and ran it up to the wooden overhead, and fixed it there. I placed the window box in front of it, and the beans did all the rest. I did the same thing for cucumbers right next to the Beans. One plant every six inches. They grew and produced like crazy, and made a wonderful, living, privacy screen. Three feet above the boxes, on the metal railing, I had two window boxes straddling the rail, filled with greens, onions, herbs, radishes and beets. A little of this and that.

Along the long south railing, I had the high window boxes, and all of my tomatoes– three Romas, two Big Boys, a “Mortgage Lifter,” and a Cherry Tomato. All trained up the strings, and ~2-feet apart. Again, perfect screen. I rotated mini crops through the window-boxes just like a farmer with a big field. I would seed in only half a box with Radishes, say, and then the other half two weeks later, so I always had a couple of Radishes to pull for a salad or a fresh bruscetta.

My last Winter/Spring at that apartment, I hung the “bean and cuke” window boxes on the railings a foot below the others on the South side. I used coat hangers to make little rib hoops, and put some clear visqueen over the hoops, and Gaffer’s taped it to the sides of the boxes. I grew all the salad greens and onions and radishes that I needed in those tiny little greenhouses. When we had very cold, or long cold snaps, I had to bring in those six boxes, by by George, they produced a surprising lot of veggies and herbs.

For just me, I always had something to eat out there. Friends and neighbors always gave me compliments as to how it looked. For watering, I ultimately ended up getting a Rubbermade container, a twice a day lighting timer, and a submersible fountain pump, and by using various sized hosing bits, and some reducers, I made a watering system that watered the plants twice a day, and all I had to do was fill up the container twice a week (three times during the hot of Summer). Regular 1/4″ hosing connected to 1/4″ soaker hose at the window boxes, and to regular 1/4″ hosing between containers. You can make Organic fertilizer teas, and put them right into the container with the pump, and easily feed your plants.

It didn’t end my need to go to the produce section, but, it sure cut down my food bills– enough to help me save the down payment for the house and land.

Post: #14

find out if where you live you an get chickens, always have eggs and if you let them brood you can slaughter a few out. or some rabbits.

Post: #15

Disturbed  Wrote:

LoP Guest  Wrote:

Meh you can go a couple weeks without food. Suck it up Ramen boy.

Yup, a week or three without permanent damage..

What?

You're a 'mental health professional', from what I hear, but I don't think you're qualified to make that statement regarding nutrition and physical well-being, unless it's just opinion or you're being sarcastic.

And anyhow, that's not the f*cking point! Nobody should starve in modern times, but we do...WTF. Good luck, OP. Again, you're more than just your biology and physiololgy, but stay alive if you can and if you feel you should. Steal food. Rob people. Who cares! Try and stay within moral decency and shit, but it's a brave new world, son. Survival of the fittest and all that.... just remember you might have 'spiritual' consequences for your behavior after you're dead.