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4 Bizarre Things Found in the NSA's Secret Internal Magazine
Jessica6
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06-27-2013 04:22 PM

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deal 4 Bizarre Things Found in the NSA's Secret Internal Magazine
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Some of you [sic - obviously not here, I hope!] had literally never heard about the National Security Agency (NSA) prior to recent revelations that they are so far up your ass that you can text them to find out the next time you can expect to take a shit. So what's it like to work at the NSA? Apparently it's really, really weird. At least that's the impression you get from Cryptolog, the NSA's bizarre internal journal that has the look and feel of something printed on the back of a Chuck E. Cheese's place mat. Old issues of the magazine were recently declassified and uploaded to the Web, and the thing is like Highlights, but dumber. In the average issue you could find ...

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-biz...z2XNp97mS9

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. - Mark Twain
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06-27-2013 05:52 PM

 



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4 Bizarre Things Found in the NSA's Secret Internal Magazine
Quote:"What's a three-letter word for 'f*#k your privacy'?"

chuckle
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4 Bizarre Things Found in the NSA's Secret Internal Magazine
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Quote:"What's a three-letter word for 'f*ck your privacy'?"

chuckle

Ooh, ooh! I get it.. USA
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06-27-2013 06:01 PM

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4 Bizarre Things Found in the NSA's Secret Internal Magazine
how did he do dat?


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But even that shining example of '70s line art displayed far too many f*cks for the NSA. At one point they let an author tape a pen to his flaccid penis and draw stick-figure comics. Do you think we're joking?

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-biz...z2XRdWEW00
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