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**Sunny**

I really don't understand why women like mean guys.
I mean they always get what they asked for in the end, generally and asshole.

My own sis has been married 3 times, all 3 were assholes.

I like nice guys! Heartflowers

**RaXz** · **RaXz** Party Pooper User ID: 103918 06-23-2012 08:35 PM **Posts: 7,014**

Think I rather be alone than becoming a 'Nice' guy, just recently some fling said that I was to sweet and must be more of an asshole.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 69486 06-23-2012 08:36 PM

I liked the part in the blog about movie stars and particle physicists.
Heartflowers

However, I am very partial to the physicists.

**SubarcticBeef**

Get over here and blow me.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 104072 06-23-2012 08:54 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

Little do the women know we nice guys are packing meat. That's why the tough guys needs to be tough because of a lack of confidence underneath. It looks good for a show but inside tough guys are crying.

I'd rather an average meat packer protector type to a well hung guy who would shake the hand of the enemy.

**Vlad**

Ozymandias Wrote:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-gir...nice-guys/

Hi, ladies! It's good to see you all here, and in your underwear, no less. To thank you for your thoughtfulness, I'm pulling back the curtain to reveal five secrets you always suspected about those male friends you would take home to ma, but never home from the bar: the nice guys.

First, let's define terms. The word "nice" originally meant "foolish or senseless." So right there: core concept. It later acquired such meanings as "delicate," "careful" and "agreeable" before becoming "too great a favorite with the ladies, who have charmed out of it all its individuality and converted it into a mere diffuser of vague and mild agreeableness."

Really, it's the perfect summary of guys like your best male friend, and formerly me.

Thankfully, niceness can be corrected with a newspaper smack on the nose, or a couple of solid heartbreaks. I'll explain why ineffectual schlubs act a certain way, and what you can do to correct them. These are my tips for turning the sweet guy you say you want into the brute you actually do.
#5. Nice Does Not Equal Good

A great number of nice guys are -- to use the polite term -- hollow-balled shitbirds. Too timid to grab what we want, we rely on coy tactics. A nice guy will ask you out via cutesy note, call your dates "hangouts" and say he just wants you to be happy when you leave him for a jerk (which is sensible of you). They think this is noble and selfless.

It's not. As Friedrich Nietzsche famously said, "Hey, you! STOP HITTING THAT HORSE! WHHAARRRRGGARHABLGLL!" (Nietzsche suffered a lot of mental decay.)

But before syphilis ate his brains, he more famously said, "Of all evil I deem you capable: Therefore I want good from you. Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

Read more: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys' | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-gir...z1ydLAWGxF

10 000 stars...
This is core of Life for us Males, and avoid ewww stuff like syff..

I got some sort of herpes, but understand it´s normal ha ha, but I did worry for sure, I afraid alko hammered my Body.

**Vlad**

My x is an expert on shit from horing doomed

She was an luxury hooker, but a Hore..

I very strong body apple, but if wanna live with mew no condom, we test ok?

She manic with that!, Love Her for it.
She Loved me deeply, and I learned 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCya1yiFF...re=related

**RaXz** · **RaXz** Party Pooper User ID: 103918 06-23-2012 09:09 PM **Posts: 7,014**

SubarcticBeef Wrote:

Get over here and blow me.

That seems to be the spirit, gentleman is so 1900's.

**The Evil AC** I am not a number!!! User ID: 666 06-23-2012 09:09 PM

Vlad Wrote:

My x is an expert on shit from horing
She was an luxury hooker, but a Hore..

I very strong body apple, but if wanna live with mew no condom, we test ok?

She manic with that!, Love Her for it.
She Loved me deeply, and I learned 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCya1yiFF...re=related

You creep me out, Vlad.

**Vlad**

The Evil AC Wrote:

Vlad Wrote:
My x is an expert on shit from horing
She was an luxury hooker, but a Hore..

I very strong body apple, but if wanna live with mew no condom, we test ok?

She manic with that!, Love Her for it.
She Loved me deeply, and I learned 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCya1yiFF...re=related

You creep me out, Vlad.

Apple is honest.
Som extremly prittie, and many wanted 2 hammer Her ass..

She healthy like into doom, Doc´s facinated by Her mind, She´s not f*ckin around as She brags though.

But She has insanely Health..
Lived with Her for 7+ years.

**Bond, James Bond** Licensed to kill User ID: 007 06-23-2012 09:18 PM

I disagree.

I use the nice guy "TACTIC" to get them closer and then I condition them and then I spank them and then once comfortable, I start hitting on them to see thier reaction. If I am satisfied that it is a positive response, I start flirting, etc. Then, one day, I just straight up ask them out on a "Date". If they say "Yes" to a "Date", that means it's on. If they say "No thanks" that means "Not right now, check me later". ; )

All women like sex just as much as men do. If you remember this, you will always be able to get laid.

Women like it nasty.

**Vlad**

Do many want 2 f*ck Her to get ok?
Yes!. reason Som retired with a fresh apple.

Think of it like true <Love.
Som Love me..

**Ray-Ray Debarge** lop guest User ID: 92901 06-23-2012 09:21 PM

Psychonaut Wrote:

Ozymandias Wrote:
Psychonaut Wrote:

Aww dang. I'm posting out loud again, aren't I?

http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Now-THIS...pid3628161

Careful now...certain flavors of man threads are clean out of style anymore and may generate an insult to somebody somewhere.

I'm heading out to the local logger festival where I'll be up to my neck in cold beer, BBQ'd and smoked meats, the smell of leather and two stroke oil and ....*gasp*...haaawt women who prefer men who honestly speak their minds and who like to get their hands reeealy dirty....

As always, good luck and may the force be with you.

Back atcha, Brother.

**Vlad**

We lucky Apple!, both clean, I not afraid of sex with You.
But once a yr Jptdknpa

She something.

I huge problem Som?, You ok suck apple off?
7 sec!, yes.

Deal..

**The Evil AC** I am not a number!!! User ID: 666 06-23-2012 09:27 PM

Vlad Wrote:

We lucky Apple!, both clean, I not afraid of sex with You.
But once a yr

She something.

I huge problem Som?, You ok suck apple off?
7 sec!, yes.

Deal..

You're creepy, Vlad.

How many dismembered bodies do you have in your basement?