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5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
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DRAGOON Registered User User ID: 14627 06-24-2012 12:30 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
Ozymandias Wrote:http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-gir...nice-guys/

Hi, ladies! It's good to see you all here, and in your underwear, no less. To thank you for your thoughtfulness, I'm pulling back the curtain to reveal five secrets you always suspected about those male friends you would take home to ma, but never home from the bar: the nice guys.
First, let's define terms. The word "nice" originally meant "foolish or senseless." So right there: core concept. It later acquired such meanings as "delicate," "careful" and "agreeable" before becoming "too great a favorite with the ladies, who have charmed out of it all its individuality and converted it into a mere diffuser of vague and mild agreeableness."
Really, it's the perfect summary of guys like your best male friend, and formerly me.
Thankfully, niceness can be corrected with a newspaper smack on the nose, or a couple of solid heartbreaks. I'll explain why ineffectual schlubs act a certain way, and what you can do to correct them. These are my tips for turning the sweet guy you say you want into the brute you actually do.
#5. Nice Does Not Equal Good
A great number of nice guys are -- to use the polite term -- hollow-balled shitbirds. Too timid to grab what we want, we rely on coy tactics. A nice guy will ask you out via cutesy note, call your dates "hangouts" and say he just wants you to be happy when you leave him for a jerk (which is sensible of you). They think this is noble and selfless.
It's not. As Friedrich Nietzsche famously said, "Hey, you! STOP HITTING THAT HORSE! WHHAARRRRGGARHABLGLL!" (Nietzsche suffered a lot of mental decay.)
But before syphilis ate his brains, he more famously said, "Of all evil I deem you capable: Therefore I want good from you. Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
Read more: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys' | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-gir...z1ydLAWGxF
OP, is Full of So Much Gay Beta Male.
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Psychonaut lop guest User ID: 102433 06-24-2012 01:19 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
Some missed the joke apparently.....
Just got back from the local "mangames"......ya know the best part about logger contests?
The female competitors! They rock in every category imaginable...
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JF Priest Subscriber User ID: 47416 06-24-2012 01:22 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
LoP Guest Wrote:Little do the women know we nice guys are packing meat. That's why the tough guys needs to be tough because of a lack of confidence underneath. It looks good for a show but inside tough guys are crying.
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CountFapula Bringin' Sexy Back! User ID: 51210 06-24-2012 01:27 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
i'm the greatest paradox to a woman
nice and hung
get's em every time.
It's all an act What's your part?
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 104229 06-24-2012 01:51 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
hehe wat they really dont understand is nice guys are rich guys
and thats why they end up as gutter trash dating gutter trash
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Pope Barbie Imaculata Praise "Bob" User ID: 98960 06-24-2012 01:59 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
I was once the nice guy. The kind all the girls liked as a friend. They would tell me that I was a wonderful person and someday I would meet a girl who appreciated that but it was never the girl telling me that.
Then I became Shemale Barbi, Porn bimbo and dominatrix. Soon the very same types of girls who liked me as a friend were crawling on the floor to me and calling me mistress while begging to be my slave. Being a nice guy gets you nowhere.
Grand High Pope of the Discordian Church of the blessed Dobbs head.
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Psychonaut lop guest User ID: 102433 06-24-2012 02:00 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
barbsat Wrote:I was once the nice guy. The kind all the girls liked as a friend. They would tell me that I was a wonderful person and someday I would meet a girl who appreciated that but it was never the girl telling me that.
Then I became Shemale Barbi, Porn bimbo and dominatrix. Soon the very same types of girls who liked me as a friend were crawling on the floor to me and calling me mistress while begging to be my slave. Being a nice guy gets you nowhere.
There's a huge difference between "nice" and "good".
Let the rest figure that out for themselves....
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 54514 06-24-2012 02:11 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
Of course withour even looking this will descend into insults and anger.
But actually my mom and I have had this conversation.
It's that we, like most people, are pretty self serving. We don't hurt or harm others. neither do we help them. We ARE very nice, polite and kind. We aren't necessarily "good". Good people are heroes, they are courageous. They don't expect a return in kind. They don't expect reward. helping others IS their reward. It's enough for human to be nice, but to be truly giving stout and strong, well that is the mark fo someone special.
One thing I remember about Christopher Reeve the most was that he strove to never be a victim. Some old actress told him, "Be fascinating." And on top of the he was charming uncomplaining and brave.
If men want to get a better girl they have to be a better man, and vice versa and it's not about impressing someone. Be fascinating, be good. All the rest is a cop out, and can be overcome. It's never too late to be better.
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Ray-Ray Debarge lop guest User ID: 92901 06-24-2012 02:26 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
Psychonaut Wrote:Some missed the joke apparently.....
Just got back from the local "mangames"......ya know the best part about logger contests?
The female competitors! They rock in every category imaginable...

Yeah, but it's fun to be indignant. It gets the hackles up.
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Ray-Ray Debarge lop guest User ID: 92901 06-24-2012 02:27 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
barbsat Wrote:I was once the nice guy. The kind all the girls liked as a friend. They would tell me that I was a wonderful person and someday I would meet a girl who appreciated that but it was never the girl telling me that.
Then I became Shemale Barbi, Porn bimbo and dominatrix. Soon the very same types of girls who liked me as a friend were crawling on the floor to me and calling me mistress while begging to be my slave. Being a nice guy gets you nowhere.
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Ray-Ray Debarge lop guest User ID: 92901 06-24-2012 02:30 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
DRAGOON Wrote:Ozymandias Wrote:http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-gir...nice-guys/

Hi, ladies! It's good to see you all here, and in your underwear, no less. To thank you for your thoughtfulness, I'm pulling back the curtain to reveal five secrets you always suspected about those male friends you would take home to ma, but never home from the bar: the nice guys.
First, let's define terms. The word "nice" originally meant "foolish or senseless." So right there: core concept. It later acquired such meanings as "delicate," "careful" and "agreeable" before becoming "too great a favorite with the ladies, who have charmed out of it all its individuality and converted it into a mere diffuser of vague and mild agreeableness."
Really, it's the perfect summary of guys like your best male friend, and formerly me.
Thankfully, niceness can be corrected with a newspaper smack on the nose, or a couple of solid heartbreaks. I'll explain why ineffectual schlubs act a certain way, and what you can do to correct them. These are my tips for turning the sweet guy you say you want into the brute you actually do.
#5. Nice Does Not Equal Good
A great number of nice guys are -- to use the polite term -- hollow-balled shitbirds. Too timid to grab what we want, we rely on coy tactics. A nice guy will ask you out via cutesy note, call your dates "hangouts" and say he just wants you to be happy when you leave him for a jerk (which is sensible of you). They think this is noble and selfless.
It's not. As Friedrich Nietzsche famously said, "Hey, you! STOP HITTING THAT HORSE! WHHAARRRRGGARHABLGLL!" (Nietzsche suffered a lot of mental decay.)
But before syphilis ate his brains, he more famously said, "Of all evil I deem you capable: Therefore I want good from you. Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
Read more: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys' | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-gir...z1ydLAWGxF

OP, is Full of So Much Gay Beta Male.
I made you do that thing for the sport of it. That doesn't make me gay.
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RaXz Party Pooper User ID: 103918 06-24-2012 02:32 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
barbsat Wrote:I was once the nice guy. The kind all the girls liked as a friend. They would tell me that I was a wonderful person and someday I would meet a girl who appreciated that but it was never the girl telling me that.
Then I became Shemale Barbi, Porn bimbo and dominatrix. Soon the very same types of girls who liked me as a friend were crawling on the floor to me and calling me mistress while begging to be my slave. Being a nice guy gets you nowhere.
“Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.” -Nicholas Sparks
“We never look beyond our assumptions and what's worse, we have given up trying to meet others; we just meet ourselves.” -Muriel Barbery
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Psychonaut lop guest User ID: 102433 06-24-2012 02:39 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
Ozymandias Wrote:Psychonaut Wrote:Some missed the joke apparently.....
Just got back from the local "mangames"......ya know the best part about logger contests?
The female competitors! They rock in every category imaginable...

Yeah, but it's fun to be indignant. It gets the hackles up.
And raised hackles make for great circus sex too....
oops just pissed off someone else now...
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Psychonaut lop guest User ID: 102433 06-24-2012 04:16 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
Sorry Ozmute...I think I killed it for good this time.
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geminigirl Registered User User ID: 104057 06-24-2012 04:30 AM
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RE: 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
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