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A Message To All Australians - from a POM
Grumpy Old Bastard
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08-07-2012 09:57 PM

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A Message To All Australians - from a POM
Dear Ex Colonial Friends


I'm not going to rub it in about your lack of performance and success in the Olympics, ok maybe I am............

Yorkshire men and women collectively have had more success than Australia.

If Yorkshire was a Country they would now be No 10 in the medal rankings, ahead of Australia Rofl

Heartflowers
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08-07-2012 10:00 PM

 



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RE: A Message To All Australians - from a POM
Yeah, but Oz has good looking women. Britain has gingery ham hogs.
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Grumpy Old Bastard
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RE: A Message To All Australians - from a POM
Grumpy Old Bastard  Wrote:
do you mean like these?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OGNyskFRCMo/TU...bf5278.jpg

Yeah, you jealous of their nice teeth?
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mikeOxstiff
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08-07-2012 10:29 PM

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RE: A Message To All Australians - from a POM
Australians are pohms

It stands for Prisoner Of Her Majesty

I am not a name I am a number
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08-07-2012 10:34 PM

 



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RE: A Message To All Australians - from a POM
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Grumpy Old Bastard  Wrote:
do you mean like these?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OGNyskFRCMo/TU...bf5278.jpg

Yeah, you jealous of their nice teeth?

That must be a bit embarrasing for you aussie..no medals..well, hardly, AND having to steal old insults from yanks.
sad fail olympics, fail insult...what next?
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RE: A Message To All Australians - from a POM
LoP Guest  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Grumpy Old Bastard  Wrote:
do you mean like these?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OGNyskFRCMo/TU...bf5278.jpg

Yeah, you jealous of their nice teeth?

That must be a bit embarrasing for you aussie..no medals..well, hardly, AND having to steal old insults from yanks.
sad fail olympics, fail insult...what next?

So your country has medals and that is a source of pride for you? What as a spectator? Are they going to send you a prize in the mail for it? You celebrating your accomplishment with a nice vintage screw-top wine?
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RE: A Message To All Australians - from a POM
LoP Guest  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Yeah, you jealous of their nice teeth?

That must be a bit embarrasing for you aussie..no medals..well, hardly, AND having to steal old insults from yanks.
sad fail olympics, fail insult...what next?

So your country has medals and that is a source of pride for you? What as a spectator? Are they going to send you a prize in the mail for it? You celebrating your accomplishment with a nice vintage screw-top wine?

Ha HA no, I don't drink that aussie shite, Infact I don't drink alcohol.
I'm happy my country is doing well for a change..yes.
Happier to watch you aussies loose though..you are so bad at it. Especially as aussies expect to win at anything they compete in.lol.
Do you get prizes for spectating? I would'nt come anywhere near the medals, though, as a sportsman myself, I can appreciate the hard work and time invested.
p.s did you see the aussie cyclist win a medal today, good cheating..I mean tecnical tactics, leaning into your opposition, to knock them out of bounds, very sporting.
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looks like the aussies gone to the pub, G.O.Bbychuckle
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Grumpy Old Bastard
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08-07-2012 11:18 PM

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RE: A Message To All Australians - from a POM
mikeOxstiff  Wrote:
Australians are pohms

It stands for Prisoner Of Her Majesty

stands for prisoners of motherland
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08-07-2012 11:27 PM

 



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RE: A Message To All Australians - from a POM
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LoP Guest  Wrote:
Grumpy Old Bastard  Wrote:
do you mean like these?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OGNyskFRCMo/TU...bf5278.jpg

Yeah, you jealous of their nice teeth?

That must be a bit embarrasing for you aussie..no medals..well, hardly, AND having to steal old insults from yanks.
sad fail olympics, fail insult...what next?

Ausfailia is basically Arkansas with a beach.
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08-07-2012 11:39 PM

 



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We'll be back !
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08-08-2012 01:15 AM

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RE: A Message To All Australians - from a POM
Come over some time , it's warm enough to have a bath EVERY DAY instead of once a year like you're used too .

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Rule of thumb , whatever the US Government says , the OPPOSITE is true !
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RE: A Message To All Australians - from a POM
mikeOxstiff  Wrote:
Australians are pohms

It stands for Prisoner Of Her Majesty

really what century are you living in?
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Ray-Ray Debarge
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RE: A Message To All Australians - from a POM
By a show of hands, who in this thread wishes they were American?

Jhikpghf
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