goldenfleeced  Wrote:

You want the truth...? So do I... Anything after that is pretty much... gravy.

Good luck with that.

truth from a woman?

LoP Guest  Wrote:

goldenfleeced  Wrote:

You want the truth...? So do I... Anything after that is pretty much... gravy.

Good luck with that.

truth from a woman?

Truth from anybody at all... Why, that's practically like asking for chastity from a...

Nevermind. I didn't ask for anything. I just told you what I wanted. They rarely coincide; like a blue moon... or a unicorn. Not impossible, but unseen to the point of being practically mythical.

And yet... we live in hope. Right up until we suffer acute heart whatever-it-is, right Dave...? :)

I realize now why it is mostly guys in the military,

women are not loyal.

Nyhee  Wrote:

I realize now why it is mostly guys in the military,

women are not loyal.

That's not really true, you know. Most women, like most dogs, will suffer an uncountable amount of kicks to the ass for no reason whatsover... and then, with the same foolish love in their eyes, they will lay down at their "master's" feet again, rather than ever once thinking to themselves that their might be someone kinder down the road... even if they aren't fed so well, if they're even fed at all. They just keep thinking that there must be something wrong, and everything will come right again, and the next time they see the 'hand,' it will pat them on the head for being a 'good' dog... which they always were, or they would have taken the jerk's arm off about the sixth smack-down.

And I just noticed... not to be a b*tch or anything... you know I like you, but...

Your name anagrams into Hynee... you should have stuck with the Akkadian alter-ego, I think.

How's it going otherwise...?

:)

goldenfleeced  Wrote:

LoP Guest  Wrote:

truth from a woman?

Truth from anybody at all... Why, that's practically like asking for chastity from a...

Nevermind. I didn't ask for anything. I just told you what I wanted. They rarely coincide; like a blue moon... or a unicorn. Not impossible, but unseen to the point of being practically mythical.

And yet... we live in hope. Right up until we suffer acute heart whatever-it-is, right Dave...? :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRGPpwOw7xE

geminigirl  Wrote:

Omega  Wrote:

The toilet seat issue is a no brainer for me-I just go outside and either piss off the front porch or on a tree in need.



And no groping??? WTF. Define groping.

Well, that solves the toilet seat issue & you get to mark territory too. It's a win win.

I didn't accuse you of being a christian the other day, by the way, I said you claimed to be spiritual when you were just a f*cking hypocrite

goldenfleeced  Wrote:

Nyhee  Wrote:

I realize now why it is mostly guys in the military,

women are not loyal.

That's not really true, you know. Most women, like most dogs, will suffer an uncountable amount of kicks to the ass for no reason whatsover... and then, with the same foolish love in their eyes, they will lay down at their "master's" feet again, rather than ever once thinking to themselves that their might be someone kinder down the road... even if they aren't fed so well, if they're even fed at all. They just keep thinking that there must be something wrong, and everything will come right again, and the next time they see the 'hand,' it will pat them on the head for being a 'good' dog... which they always were, or they would have taken the jerk's arm off about the sixth smack-down.

And I just noticed... not to be a b*tch or anything... you know I like you, but...

Your name anagrams into Hynee... you should have stuck with the Akkadian alter-ego, I think.

How's it going otherwise...?

:)

f*ck you

that's the way its going

You know, you are right, some women are loyal

one day I'll find one.

LoP Guest  Wrote:

geminigirl  Wrote:

Well, that solves the toilet seat issue & you get to mark territory too. It's a win win.

I didn't accuse you of being a christian the other day, by the way, I said you claimed to be spiritual when you were just a f*cking hypocrite

If you have a problem with me take it up in a pm.

Moranic_Mayhem  Wrote:

goldenfleeced  Wrote:

Truth from anybody at all... Why, that's practically like asking for chastity from a...

Nevermind. I didn't ask for anything. I just told you what I wanted. They rarely coincide; like a blue moon... or a unicorn. Not impossible, but unseen to the point of being practically mythical.

And yet... we live in hope. Right up until we suffer acute heart whatever-it-is, right Dave...? :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRGPpwOw7xE

I was referring to Dave Letterman, of course... he's predicted to succumb to acute heart whatever...

I should have said, Brian, right? Brian Moran...

If she had loved me, she would have showed up.

She didn't.

And it took me a long time to realize that.

So yes, I am a moran.

Nyhee  Wrote:

goldenfleeced  Wrote:

That's not really true, you know. Most women, like most dogs, will suffer an uncountable amount of kicks to the ass for no reason whatsover... and then, with the same foolish love in their eyes, they will lay down at their "master's" feet again, rather than ever once thinking to themselves that their might be someone kinder down the road... even if they aren't fed so well, if they're even fed at all. They just keep thinking that there must be something wrong, and everything will come right again, and the next time they see the 'hand,' it will pat them on the head for being a 'good' dog... which they always were, or they would have taken the jerk's arm off about the sixth smack-down.

And I just noticed... not to be a b*tch or anything... you know I like you, but...

Your name anagrams into Hynee... you should have stuck with the Akkadian alter-ego, I think.

How's it going otherwise...?

:)

f*ck you

that's the way its going

You know, you are right, some women are loyal

one day I'll find one.

Your love always seems to run hot and cold, anyway... you love your wife, you don't love your wife... you probably did find one (a loyal partner, that is), but your habit of using so many names probably has her confused to the point of absolute distraction. I know I would be...

And it's a funny thing about loyalty... it only carries one banner. It doesn't need to hide under many different names; maybe one day I'll find a friend that knows what that means... instead of shifting like the wind, from one flag to the next...

Loyalty is never anonymous. And neither is love. It shows itself... plainly... for EVERYONE with their EYES OPEN to see, because it glows... it shines... it has no need to hide...

Comprend...?

geminigirl  Wrote:

LoP Guest  Wrote:

I didn't accuse you of being a christian the other day, by the way, I said you claimed to be spiritual when you were just a f*cking hypocrite

If you have a problem with me take it up in a pm.

Your avatar suits you well, the twins, one good, one not so good. You challenged me yesterday, and I accepted, then I got banned because of it, which actually, was funny. Next time you challenge someone, mean it.

How does the dog get a drink though?

If you don't like groping, he's not doing it right.

The toilet seat issue is a no brainer for me-I just go outside and either piss off the front porch or on a tree in need.



And no groping??? WTF. Define groping.