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Alright ladies.....Things you want guys to do
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Alright ladies.....Things you want guys to do
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Let's leave sex out of this one huh?



But any advice on how to get there is appreciated.
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FRIED_RICE
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04-13-2012 03:15 AM

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Make allot of Omgdollar chuckle

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1.
an insane person.
2.
a person whose actions and manner are marked by extreme eccentricity or recklessness.
3.
Law . a person legally declared to be of unsound mind and who therefore is not held capable or responsible before the law. ( least we forget who we are)
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Lackadaisical Lexi
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04-13-2012 03:16 AM

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Put the lid down chuckle

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." Mark Twain
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RE: Alright ladies.....Things you want guys to do
FreedomStands  Wrote: (04-13-2012 03:16 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-13-2012 03:07 AM)
Let's leave sex out of this one huh?



But any advice on how to get there is appreciated.

I want guys to DIEEEEEE!!!!!

So you are a lady? or just want the competition eliminated?

Heartflowers
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RE: Alright ladies.....Things you want guys to do
FreedomStands  Wrote: (04-13-2012 03:16 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-13-2012 03:07 AM)
Let's leave sex out of this one huh?



But any advice on how to get there is appreciated.

I want guys to DIEEEEEE!!!!!

what

the

f*#k

Hspjpjcf

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Tude
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RE: Alright ladies.....Things you want guys to do
Lackadaisical Lexi  Wrote: (04-13-2012 03:16 AM)
Put the lid down chuckle

+100 My cats use the toilet to jump to my counter and I had my siamese squander in the toilet one morning when the boyfriend was visiting. Grrr. That was not a good weekend - as the next night his old dog went in and drank the toilet bowl and then in the moonlight - came out and I watched her pee on my rug.

OhhhhhhhHhhHHhh ... not a good weekend.Scream1

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geminigirl
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Trust & respect.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
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Knotty Girl
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RE: Alright ladies.....Things you want guys to do
Romance! It's nice to be surprised once in a while with flowers or a candlight dinner, etc
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RE: Alright ladies.....Things you want guys to do
I enjoy a dominant male with strong opinions and values.

and

I want my man to honor and respect my desire to be with him.

and

To allow our growth as we navigate our way through the lessons of life.

Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved. ~ Søren Kierkegaard
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I know the op doesn't want to hear about sex, but this is one of my deal breakers: SHAVE YOUR GODDAMM PUBES!!!

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Tude
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RE: Alright ladies.....Things you want guys to do
geminigirl  Wrote: (04-13-2012 03:22 AM)
Trust & respect.

Actually this and other responses (I responded initially to the lid down - but that is still a huge plus!!!). My guy is great - trust & respect and all. Just the toilet seat - but we're working on it - he finally saw my wet siamese and he has been really good about it since. Heartflowers

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AC488
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I want a guy who appreciates a full figured BBW, and loves kids and doesn't mind my ex coming around to use the garage once in awhile to cook meth.

I want a Christian man who likes to spoon and doesn't mind doing housework and can support himself and me and loves Twilight. And doesn't expect sex and respects me.

If this is you,

please answer my ad on Craigslist personals. Not the dirty ads, the romantic ones.

Cpnbnkgi
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The Evil AC
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04-13-2012 03:40 AM

 



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RE: Alright ladies.....Things you want guys to do
AC488  Wrote: (04-13-2012 03:34 AM)
I want a guy who appreciates a full figured BBW, and loves kids and doesn't mind my ex coming around to use the garage once in awhile to cook meth.

I want a Christian man who likes to spoon and doesn't mind doing housework and can support himself and me and loves Twilight. And doesn't expect sex and respects me.

If this is you,

please answer my ad on Craigslist personals. Not the dirty ads, the romantic ones.

Cpnbnkgi

Will the ex share the meth?
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RE: Alright ladies.....Things you want guys to do
AC488  Wrote: (04-13-2012 03:34 AM)
I want a guy who appreciates a full figured BBW, and loves kids and doesn't mind my ex coming around to use the garage once in awhile to cook meth.

I want a Christian man who likes to spoon and doesn't mind doing housework and can support himself and me and loves Twilight. And doesn't expect sex and respects me.

If this is you,

please answer my ad on Craigslist personals. Not the dirty ads, the romantic ones.

Cpnbnkgi

Twilight? Lmao
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