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**Your Mom** lop guest User ID: 110212 08-04-2012 01:57 AM

I had a girlfriend who was so jealous that every time I turned my head, she assumed I was looking at other women! It became too much to bear and I terminated the relationship, but we remained friends.

Anyway, I had arranged to meet a colleague of mine in Lapa, the, party capital of rio and she tagged along. After a while, she decided to let us catch up and talk in english and we arranged to meet at a certain point later. My friends wife joined us later and a good time was had by all.

After they left, I decided to try and find my ex without success. Finally, I went home, but I had left a bag of things at her house that I needed the next day. She was at home and was super pissed off with me.

I was a little surprised and asked her why. She said she saw me with another woman. It transpired, after exhaustive questioning that this other woman was my colleagues wife. The ironic thing was that she had a guy in her bedroom that she had picked up that night!

He became her new boyfriend.

Anyway, it was my birthday last week and i went out for a few with my ex and ended up meeting her current (a German, as it turns out). Things were fine until a pretty young thing joined us and asked if she could sit on my lap. I had no hesitation in saying yes and she did just that. My ex went mental and told her to f*ck off, basically!

Her current was a tad confused. She was my ex? If so, why would she act this way?

i too, expressed my confusion.

To cut a long story short. Two days later, the parents of this pretty young thing arrived at the door of my ex demanding to know my address - they had also enlisted the aid of some heavies as well. My ex asked why. The mother of this pretty young thing then accused me of giving alcohol to her daughter, but she became super pissed without my help!!

The funny thing is, if this girl was a minor, then my mother is a virgin! They simply saw the opportunity of f*cking over a gringo for their own profit. Fortunately, my ex said I didn't live in the community. I think this pretty young thing and I will have an interesting chat when next we meet!

Who says i live a soap opera life? Isn't life strange?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZZjXgJ4W8

**prepareyourangus**

I'm sorry, I read the first sentence and then skimmed right to the bottom. You really need to stop rambling on. It bores the piss out of us. Yes women are f*cked up and so are men

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 44437 08-04-2012 02:00 AM

you mad, bro

**Your Mom** lop guest User ID: 110212 08-04-2012 02:02 AM

OrderoutofChaos Wrote:

I'm sorry, I read the first sentence and then skimmed right to the bottom. You really need to stop rambling on. It bores the piss out of us. Yes women are f*cked up and so are men

Guess this is the modern disease. Especially in the US. For this reason, the commercials come every 7 minutes!

You blaming me? Look a little deeper at the real root cause!

**Your Mom** lop guest User ID: 110212 08-04-2012 02:03 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

you mad, bro

Not at all, I think it is f*cking hilarious! At least I am laughing!

**Gibbie** · **Gibbie** ^D ^D ^D whoa User ID: 34710 08-04-2012 02:06 AM **Posts: 7,187**

Women do like to talk about their exs

Some even more than their own children.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 110358 08-04-2012 02:07 AM

Bitches, do indeed be trippin'

**Schrodinger's Cat**

Sounds like a masochistic control freak to me, get the hell away as far as you can.

**Missy**

just because I'm through with a pair of panties I don't want to see them some other girl

hth

Pi Infinity User ID: 3.14159265 08-04-2012 02:10 AM

OrderoutofChaos Wrote:

I'm sorry, I read the first sentence and then skimmed right to the bottom. You really need to stop rambling on. It bores the piss out of us. Yes women are f*cked up and so are men

**Dauntless**

Im not strange......Im weird

Jptdknpa

Yes we are hard-wired different to men but PEOPLE in general are strange! seems to me your ex wants you back! Remember some of us are weird and don't want to say what's on our mind directly! Hugs

**Gotcha!**

I would say that you are just too irresistible to women, and that is the problem.

Is that what you wanted to hear? chuckle

**Hamsterfist**

Obviously she still harbors some sort of feelings and/or ownership over you.

**smerve**

Your Mom Wrote:

I had a girlfriend who was so jealous that every time I turned my head, she assumed I was looking at other women! It became too much to bear and I terminated the relationship, but we remained friends.

Anyway, I had arranged to meet a colleague of mine in Lapa, the, party capital of rio and she tagged along. After a while, she decided to let us catch up and talk in english and we arranged to meet at a certain point later. My friends wife joined us later and a good time was had by all.

After they left, I decided to try and find my ex without success. Finally, I went home, but I had left a bag of things at her house that I needed the next day. She was at home and was super pissed off with me.

I was a little surprised and asked her why. She said she saw me with another woman. It transpired, after exhaustive questioning that this other woman was my colleagues wife. The ironic thing was that she had a guy in her bedroom that she had picked up that night!

He became her new boyfriend.

Anyway, it was my birthday last week and i went out for a few with my ex and ended up meeting her current (a German, as it turns out). Things were fine until a pretty young thing joined us and asked if she could sit on my lap. I had no hesitation in saying yes and she did just that. My ex went mental and told her to f*ck off, basically!

Her current was a tad confused. She was my ex? If so, why would she act this way?

i too, expressed my confusion.

To cut a long story short. Two days later, the parents of this pretty young thing arrived at the door of my ex demanding to know my address - they had also enlisted the aid of some heavies as well. My ex asked why. The mother of this pretty young thing then accused me of giving alcohol to her daughter, but she became super pissed without my help!!

The funny thing is, if this girl was a minor, then my mother is a virgin! They simply saw the opportunity of f*cking over a gringo for their own profit. Fortunately, my ex said I didn't live in the community. I think this pretty young thing and I will have an interesting chat when next we meet!

Who says i live a soap opera life? Isn't life strange?

If you finish with a wife or girlfriend, the safe policy (as far as possible) is to avoid them in the future. Doing this, keeps a man out of a lot of complicated situations.

**Full Circle**

Why are you still so tied to your ex?