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Ascendant Mushrooms
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09-25-2012 07:24 PM

 



Post: #1
Ascendant Mushrooms
perhaps we need a completely new rule set.

let see

Essentials:
Sunlight
Nutrients
Water

Rules:
1. Has control over crazy mushrooms, and has the ability to have mushrooms believe they are cooks:)

Result of Rule:
The dandelion put on his lab coat and starts writing frantically in his notebook.

--- "Interesting development on the crazy mushroom case..."

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I watch as a mushroom transcended and became the cook that is now stirring the pot. The mushrooms in the pot were laughing at the one mushroom that claimed to be the cook and completely disagreed with the possibility of such an occurrence. Yet as I watched I notice that the cook was oblivious that she was stirring a pot that still contained herself as part of the mixture. The one mushroom continued to claim "I am the cook watch I will stir to the left now". Sure enough the cook changed direction and stirred to the left. The mushrooms in the pot continued to laugh because this was truly implausible and just a strange coincidence. This continued for awhile until the mushroom decided it was time to extricate herself from the soup. I observe the cook gently scoop the mushroom out of the soup and eat it. The other mushrooms seeing this rolled over laughing proof positive that the mushroom was not the cook!
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09-25-2012 07:31 PM

 



Post: #2
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
i have a magazine on my desk right now that says 'adventures of the mushroom hunters' ......the hunters becoming the hunted? chuckle
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09-25-2012 07:47 PM

 



Post: #3
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
LoP Guest  Wrote:
i have a magazine on my desk right now that says 'adventures of the mushroom hunters' ......the hunters becoming the hunted? chuckle


Lol, maybe we will be running from mushrooms and wish there was survival handbook ;)
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Leopardsands
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09-25-2012 07:51 PM

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Post: #4
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
Jptdknpa

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09-25-2012 08:09 PM

 



Post: #5
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
Leopardsands  Wrote:
Jptdknpa

i know :)

But shouldn't we be concentrating on 101 ways to kill a mushroom before it ascends to become you :p
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09-25-2012 08:11 PM

 



Post: #6
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Leopardsands  Wrote:
Jptdknpa

i know :)

But shouldn't we be concentrating on 101 ways to kill a mushroom before it ascends to become you :p

EAT IT!
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09-25-2012 08:18 PM

 



Post: #7
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
LoP Guest  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Leopardsands  Wrote:
Jptdknpa

i know :)

But shouldn't we be concentrating on 101 ways to kill a mushroom before it ascends to become you :p

EAT IT!

But then "they" succeed :o
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09-25-2012 08:20 PM

 



Post: #8
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
Here's a good movie about shrooms! Jhikpghf
Trippy!!! Jhikpghf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhwiT6eedc
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09-25-2012 08:20 PM

 



Post: #9
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
That's just the trailer. But you should watch the movie!!! Jhikpghf
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09-25-2012 08:24 PM

 



Post: #10
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
LoP Guest  Wrote:
That's just the trailer. But you should watch the movie!!! Jhikpghf

darn it i wish i could, on a break at work, and youtube is blocked :(
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09-25-2012 08:27 PM

 



Post: #11
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
THis friend of mine went mushroom hunting spring in mid michigan.
He got 1200 or so mushrooms. His wife quit because she couldn't find any.

I'll let him know to next time pack some heat when in the field.
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09-25-2012 08:39 PM

 



Post: #12
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
LoP Guest  Wrote:
THis friend of mine went mushroom hunting spring in mid michigan.
He got 1200 or so mushrooms. His wife quit because she couldn't find any.

I'll let him know to next time pack some heat when in the field.


The mushrooms must have woken up and realized they were being hunted.

Now look at what your friend has gone and done hunting innocent mushrooms to the point they would start a revolution:) <-- I have to blame someone!!!

We were not prepared for this...
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Zed Leppelin
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09-25-2012 08:48 PM

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Post: #13
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
Every mushroom I've ever enjoyed was a willing participant. They come into my life like they grew especially for me. Like, "Hello... we've been looking for you."
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RUSH
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09-25-2012 08:52 PM

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Post: #14
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
Zed Leppelin  Wrote:
Every mushroom I've ever enjoyed was a willing participant. They come into my life like they grew especially for me. Like, "Hello... we've been looking for you."

Nice..

Im not lost...Just disoriented.
My mind is not for rent..to any god or government..
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09-25-2012 08:55 PM

 



Post: #15
RE: Ascendant Mushrooms
Zed Leppelin  Wrote:
Every mushroom I've ever enjoyed was a willing participant. They come into my life like they grew especially for me. Like, "Hello... we've been looking for you."

Oh noooo, they got another one...Hiding3
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