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WM lop guest User ID: 122355 09-25-2012 07:24 PM

perhaps we need a completely new rule set.

let see

Essentials:
Sunlight
Nutrients
Water

Rules:
1. Has control over crazy mushrooms, and has the ability to have mushrooms believe they are cooks:)

Result of Rule:
The dandelion put on his lab coat and starts writing frantically in his notebook.

--- "Interesting development on the crazy mushroom case..."

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I watch as a mushroom transcended and became the cook that is now stirring the pot. The mushrooms in the pot were laughing at the one mushroom that claimed to be the cook and completely disagreed with the possibility of such an occurrence. Yet as I watched I notice that the cook was oblivious that she was stirring a pot that still contained herself as part of the mixture. The one mushroom continued to claim "I am the cook watch I will stir to the left now". Sure enough the cook changed direction and stirred to the left. The mushrooms in the pot continued to laugh because this was truly implausible and just a strange coincidence. This continued for awhile until the mushroom decided it was time to extricate herself from the soup. I observe the cook gently scoop the mushroom out of the soup and eat it. The other mushrooms seeing this rolled over laughing proof positive that the mushroom was not the cook!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 4142 09-25-2012 07:31 PM

i have a magazine on my desk right now that says 'adventures of the mushroom hunters' ......the hunters becoming the hunted? chuckle

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 122355 09-25-2012 07:47 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

i have a magazine on my desk right now that says 'adventures of the mushroom hunters' ......the hunters becoming the hunted?

Lol, maybe we will be running from mushrooms and wish there was survival handbook ;)

**Leopardsands** · **Leopardsands** Goth Pug User ID: 76478 09-25-2012 07:51 PM **Posts: 13,699**

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 122355 09-25-2012 08:09 PM

Leopardsands Wrote:

i know :)

But shouldn't we be concentrating on 101 ways to kill a mushroom before it ascends to become you :p

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 123319 09-25-2012 08:11 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

Leopardsands Wrote:

i know :)

But shouldn't we be concentrating on 101 ways to kill a mushroom before it ascends to become you :p

EAT IT!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 122355 09-25-2012 08:18 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
Leopardsands Wrote:

i know :)

But shouldn't we be concentrating on 101 ways to kill a mushroom before it ascends to become you :p

EAT IT!

But then "they" succeed :o

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 97491 09-25-2012 08:20 PM

Here's a good movie about shrooms! Jhikpghf

Trippy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhwiT6eedc

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 97491 09-25-2012 08:20 PM

That's just the trailer. But you should watch the movie!!! Jhikpghf

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 122355 09-25-2012 08:24 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

That's just the trailer. But you should watch the movie!!!

darn it i wish i could, on a break at work, and youtube is blocked :(

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 49195 09-25-2012 08:27 PM

THis friend of mine went mushroom hunting spring in mid michigan.
He got 1200 or so mushrooms. His wife quit because she couldn't find any.

I'll let him know to next time pack some heat when in the field.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 122355 09-25-2012 08:39 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

THis friend of mine went mushroom hunting spring in mid michigan.
He got 1200 or so mushrooms. His wife quit because she couldn't find any.

I'll let him know to next time pack some heat when in the field.

The mushrooms must have woken up and realized they were being hunted.

Now look at what your friend has gone and done hunting innocent mushrooms to the point they would start a revolution:) <-- I have to blame someone!!!

We were not prepared for this...

**Zed Leppelin**

Every mushroom I've ever enjoyed was a willing participant. They come into my life like they grew especially for me. Like, "Hello... we've been looking for you."

**RUSH**

Zed Leppelin Wrote:

Every mushroom I've ever enjoyed was a willing participant. They come into my life like they grew especially for me. Like, "Hello... we've been looking for you."

Nice..

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 122355 09-25-2012 08:55 PM

Zed Leppelin Wrote:

Every mushroom I've ever enjoyed was a willing participant. They come into my life like they grew especially for me. Like, "Hello... we've been looking for you."

Oh noooo, they got another one... Hiding3