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Astrology is bullshit!
Rose
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Post: #1516
RE: Astrology is bullshit!
Tarot Kitteh  Wrote:
You're cards are up for you. :)

If you look at the top of the first page of the forum you well see some symbols up there. One looks like a flame and says hot topics. Just click on it.


Well duh! I always wondered what that symbol meant! Jptdknpa


I saw my reading! Thanks so much!! Hugs It's my first ever tarot reading, except when I just pull one card out of the deck when I ask a question. If my higher self or a guide is watching, they're probably rolling their eyes. chuckle
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Post: #1517
RE: Astrology is bullshit!
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Tarot Kitteh  Wrote:
You're cards are up for you. :)

If you look at the top of the first page of the forum you well see some symbols up there. One looks like a flame and says hot topics. Just click on it.


Well duh! I always wondered what that symbol meant! Jptdknpa


I saw my reading! Thanks so much!! Hugs It's my first ever tarot reading, except when I just pull one card out of the deck when I ask a question. If my higher self or a guide is watching, they're probably rolling their eyes. chuckle

chuckle

The deck I use is the Celtic Dragon Tarot and I also use the short meanings provided by the creators of the deck--D. J. Conway and Lisa Hunt.

MorningMist and Tarot Kitteh are one and the same person.
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Post: #1518
RE: Astrology is bullshit!
Rose  Wrote:
Tarot Kitteh  Wrote:
You're cards are up for you. :)

If you look at the top of the first page of the forum you well see some symbols up there. One looks like a flame and says hot topics. Just click on it.


Well duh! I always wondered what that symbol meant! Jptdknpa


I saw my reading! Thanks so much!! Hugs It's my first ever tarot reading, except when I just pull one card out of the deck when I ask a question. If my higher self or a guide is watching, they're probably rolling their eyes. chuckle

I never noticed it before. chuckle

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
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Rose
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Post: #1519
RE: Astrology is bullshit!
geminigirl  Wrote:
Rose  Wrote:
Tarot Kitteh  Wrote:
A celebration does sound good.

Cheers


Yes! Cheer I hope it means a a celebration that honors our 100 pages as opposed to posting 100 pages tonight in honor of the 100 pages. chuckle Anon


What does Hot Topic mean and how do you know if a thread is one?


I posted on the tarot thread. No rush for an answer. Heartflowers

That's exactly what we're going to do. Great suggestions. Everyone is ok with only an hour of sleep right? chuckle

TK (aka MM chuckle) seems to be keeping up with everyone's request...I don't know how, but it's pretty cool to watch.


I'm ready! I'm giving my air sign planets full control tonight. Cheer Well, they usually have full control. chuckle


That looks like a ton of work that TK is doing. I hope she knows how much we appreciate all her information, both through astrology and tarot. Hugs
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Rose
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Post: #1520
RE: Astrology is bullshit!
geminigirl  Wrote:
Rose  Wrote:
Tarot Kitteh  Wrote:
You're cards are up for you. :)

If you look at the top of the first page of the forum you well see some symbols up there. One looks like a flame and says hot topics. Just click on it.


Well duh! I always wondered what that symbol meant! Jptdknpa


I saw my reading! Thanks so much!! Hugs It's my first ever tarot reading, except when I just pull one card out of the deck when I ask a question. If my higher self or a guide is watching, they're probably rolling their eyes. chuckle

I never noticed it before. chuckle


At one point I asked Storm why they'd have a picture of a stomach with Hot Topics underneath and he said duh, that's a flame. And that's where I left it. lol
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geminigirl
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Post: #1521
RE: Astrology is bullshit!
Rose  Wrote:
geminigirl  Wrote:
Rose  Wrote:
Well duh! I always wondered what that symbol meant! Jptdknpa


I saw my reading! Thanks so much!! Hugs It's my first ever tarot reading, except when I just pull one card out of the deck when I ask a question. If my higher self or a guide is watching, they're probably rolling their eyes. chuckle

I never noticed it before. chuckle

At one point I asked Storm why they'd have a picture of a stomach with Hot Topics underneath and he said duh, that's a flame. And that's where I left it. lol

Now that I'm looking at it, it looks like a weird guitar chuckle & what is the post a new thread pic supposed to be?

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
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Rose
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Post: #1522
RE: Astrology is bullshit!
geminigirl  Wrote:
Now that I'm looking at it, it looks like a weird guitar chuckle & what is the post a new thread pic supposed to be?


I'm not sure GG, but our 100 page celebration hasn't happened yet -- I had to pull the thread from page 5. chuckle


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Storm
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04-20-2012 02:21 PM

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Post: #1523
RE: Astrology is bullshit!
Ok, Storm checking in.

Near Death Experiences and Astrology

ARIES: "Who's in charge here? I'd like to see God right now, please. Am I dead? Gee, I never thought that could happen to me! Where can I get a crystal palace backlit with white light like that one?"

TAURUS: Leaving the body, Taurus realizes that he or she no longer has a stomach and immediately returns to the body (thud!), without seeing tunnels, light, God, etc., making Taurus skeptical for the rest of his or her life.

GEMINI: The key thing to the zodiacal twins isn't the experience itself, but how they can embellish it when telling the story (or writing about it). Since Geminis are comfortable in all worlds, except those without telephones, they usually bounce back to the body fairly rapidly-- and the mouth tends to work before the rest of the body comes back to life.

CANCER: Cancerians can live to be 125 years old, and they don't usually have near death experiences, but they can come awfully close to having a near life experience when they get brave and venture out of their house for "supplies."

LEO: "Nooooooo, I am NOT dead. I am not, I am not, I am not . . . Who are those guys in the white robes? What's that they're singing . . . ? They're off key. I can sing better than that! Where's the choir director? I need a microphone immediately. Unless it's Rolling Stone or Spin, hold my calls."

VIRGO: Working a marathon 60 hours straight, Virgo collapses and leaves the body. She moves through that delightfully clean and sparkling tunnel of light, occasionally reflecting upon possible improvements . . . but soon becomes so worried by the thought of her loved ones "managing" without her that she snaps back into the body like white lightning, sits up, and calmly pronounces herself alive, glancing at her watch.

LIBRA: Floating out of the body, then in, then out, then in, and finally out again . . . Libra sees a tunnel and a vibrant being of light at the other end. "Wow, is that Jesus? Wait a minute, maybe it's Kwan Yin. That looks like something she'd wear." Never deciding whether to go through the tunnel (after all, what's death without someone to share it with?) Libra ends up back in the body by default, hounded by a mysterious compulsion to start a dating service for discarnate souls.

SCORPIO: Since most Scorpio's have nine lives, they tend to brainstorm different ways to trigger the near death experience. Once nearly dead, most can barely get to the end of the tunnel without meeting some being with whom they have astral sex. When asked whom they prefer to greet them on the other side, 75% name a favorite vampire, and Medusa is a strong contender.

SAGITTARIUS: Sag floats out of her body and has to laugh at the stupid way she bought the farm. After somehow BREAKING the tunnel of light, she absolutely refuses to return to the body, since she's been trying to get out of it for all these years (via clumsy accidents). Because Sag is immensely curious about whether the so-called organized religious have any validity at all, this stroke of luck leads to some amaaaaaazing lessons, until, alas, the astral folks tire of her and trick her into returning to Earth for the duration.

CAPRICORN: It might take Capricorn a little while to realize he's dead because there are special rooms set up to look like executive offices for newly-dead Goats. A sharp-looking, older gentleman-ghost comes in and gives Cap an instruction manual titled HOW TO PROFIT IN THE ASTRAL MARKETPLACE, plus a "job evaluation" type assessment of Cap's achievements and mistakes over the lifetime, followed by a pink slip (meaning the body revived). Caps tend to return to their bodies quickly, unable to tolerate non-physical existence for long.

AQUARIUS: Aquarius gets to the pearly gates, sees that heaven isn't run by consensus, and opts for hell, where at least there is an appealing anarchy and rules are made to be broken. Ironically, Aquarian near-death experiences tend to be extremely traditional, i.e., God the Father, St. Peter, the celestial choir and so on (another reason to rebel and opt for hell). Once in the underworld, they bedevil the hell out of Satan and his cronies with their loud and vigorous campaigns for progressive reforms, and are quickly expelled back to the body.

PISCES: For some reason, our Piscean friends barely notice their near death experiences. Instead, during a typical day at the office, many Pisceans report seeing beings with long-suffering expressions on their faces and who patiently tell the Piscean to go back to his or her body.

http://www.astrologyweekly.com/humour/ne...iences.php

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MorningMist
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04-20-2012 02:22 PM

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Post: #1524
RE: Astrology is bullshit!
Rose  Wrote:
geminigirl  Wrote:
Now that I'm looking at it, it looks like a weird guitar chuckle & what is the post a new thread pic supposed to be?


I'm not sure GG, but our 100 page celebration hasn't happened yet -- I had to pull the thread from page 5. chuckle


[Image: champagne.gif]

Good morning everyone.

I'm just having my first cuppa coffee and waiting for my brain to spark. LOL

I hope you all have a great day.

Heartflowers

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Storm
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04-20-2012 02:23 PM

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Post: #1525
RE: Astrology is bullshit!
Hello Mist.

Good morning. I start work in a few minutes, so have to wake up as well.

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MorningMist
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Post: #1526
RE: Astrology is bullshit!
Storm  Wrote:
Ok, Storm checking in.

Near Death Experiences and Astrology

ARIES: "Who's in charge here? I'd like to see God right now, please. Am I dead? Gee, I never thought that could happen to me! Where can I get a crystal palace backlit with white light like that one?"

TAURUS: Leaving the body, Taurus realizes that he or she no longer has a stomach and immediately returns to the body (thud!), without seeing tunnels, light, God, etc., making Taurus skeptical for the rest of his or her life.

GEMINI: The key thing to the zodiacal twins isn't the experience itself, but how they can embellish it when telling the story (or writing about it). Since Geminis are comfortable in all worlds, except those without telephones, they usually bounce back to the body fairly rapidly-- and the mouth tends to work before the rest of the body comes back to life.

CANCER: Cancerians can live to be 125 years old, and they don't usually have near death experiences, but they can come awfully close to having a near life experience when they get brave and venture out of their house for "supplies."

LEO: "Nooooooo, I am NOT dead. I am not, I am not, I am not . . . Who are those guys in the white robes? What's that they're singing . . . ? They're off key. I can sing better than that! Where's the choir director? I need a microphone immediately. Unless it's Rolling Stone or Spin, hold my calls."

VIRGO: Working a marathon 60 hours straight, Virgo collapses and leaves the body. She moves through that delightfully clean and sparkling tunnel of light, occasionally reflecting upon possible improvements . . . but soon becomes so worried by the thought of her loved ones "managing" without her that she snaps back into the body like white lightning, sits up, and calmly pronounces herself alive, glancing at her watch.

LIBRA: Floating out of the body, then in, then out, then in, and finally out again . . . Libra sees a tunnel and a vibrant being of light at the other end. "Wow, is that Jesus? Wait a minute, maybe it's Kwan Yin. That looks like something she'd wear." Never deciding whether to go through the tunnel (after all, what's death without someone to share it with?) Libra ends up back in the body by default, hounded by a mysterious compulsion to start a dating service for discarnate souls.

SCORPIO: Since most Scorpio's have nine lives, they tend to brainstorm different ways to trigger the near death experience. Once nearly dead, most can barely get to the end of the tunnel without meeting some being with whom they have astral sex. When asked whom they prefer to greet them on the other side, 75% name a favorite vampire, and Medusa is a strong contender.

SAGITTARIUS: Sag floats out of her body and has to laugh at the stupid way she bought the farm. After somehow BREAKING the tunnel of light, she absolutely refuses to return to the body, since she's been trying to get out of it for all these years (via clumsy accidents). Because Sag is immensely curious about whether the so-called organized religious have any validity at all, this stroke of luck leads to some amaaaaaazing lessons, until, alas, the astral folks tire of her and trick her into returning to Earth for the duration.

CAPRICORN: It might take Capricorn a little while to realize he's dead because there are special rooms set up to look like executive offices for newly-dead Goats. A sharp-looking, older gentleman-ghost comes in and gives Cap an instruction manual titled HOW TO PROFIT IN THE ASTRAL MARKETPLACE, plus a "job evaluation" type assessment of Cap's achievements and mistakes over the lifetime, followed by a pink slip (meaning the body revived). Caps tend to return to their bodies quickly, unable to tolerate non-physical existence for long.

AQUARIUS: Aquarius gets to the pearly gates, sees that heaven isn't run by consensus, and opts for hell, where at least there is an appealing anarchy and rules are made to be broken. Ironically, Aquarian near-death experiences tend to be extremely traditional, i.e., God the Father, St. Peter, the celestial choir and so on (another reason to rebel and opt for hell). Once in the underworld, they bedevil the hell out of Satan and his cronies with their loud and vigorous campaigns for progressive reforms, and are quickly expelled back to the body.

PISCES: For some reason, our Piscean friends barely notice their near death experiences. Instead, during a typical day at the office, many Pisceans report seeing beings with long-suffering expressions on their faces and who patiently tell the Piscean to go back to his or her body.

http://www.astrologyweekly.com/humour/ne...iences.php

lol

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MorningMist
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Post: #1527
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Storm  Wrote:
Hello Mist.

Good morning. I start work in a few minutes, so have to wake up as well.

It's still dark where you live. You are up very early.

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MorningMist
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Post: #1528
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252 posts needed for this thread to hit the hot topics list. Can we do it?

chuckle

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Mornin' Mist Kitty

This is a test to see if I'm gonna be able to post the new puppy's pic
If it works this is the momma to be

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MorningMist
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Post: #1530
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The Sun moves into Taurus and now the energy will slowly start to mellow out... We'll move from the 'go go go' energy of Mars to the more refined qualities of Venus... And seeing how Venus isn't making a ton of aspects at the moment, the energy will have a vibe of us getting to one place from another... Like everything is still in motion.

Keep in mind that the Mars/Neptune opposition and T-Square to the North Node are still in effect... This energy has a way of stripping away illusions and allowing us to see the real reality of what is going on... (chaos)... This always brings about changes in direction and separates those that want to "pretend" from those that want to rise higher... In a way, the events taking place have to, as the North Node's job is to deliver us to the points where "fate and destiny" effect our lives... So this transit is very exciting to watch and see how it develops.

http://weeklyhoroscope.com/horoscopes/daily-virgo.php

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