Attn DoomSheeple: Only *28* Weeks Remain To Prep For Your 2013-Dud Excuses
. Calm Down ... It's Not The End Of The World ... So It Ain't No Doom
2012: Year of the Dragon
2013: Year of the Snake
2014: Year of the 2013-Dud Excuses
Most fringe doomsterbations have been breathlessly predicted ad nauseum ―
some of them for years ― but they never come to pass. So in 2014, 2015, 2016 ...
when you're hanging out at LOP and there's still been no DOOM, no RAPTURE, no
TEOTW, no TEOTWAWKI, no COLLAPSE, no SHTF ... what is your prep for excuses?
The Doom was cancelled? The Doom was delayed? Better deluded than sorry?
For 16 years I've been seeing people fearmonger on the net and if
anything I've become more amused at their constant claims of doom than made afraid.
Richard StrongWrote:
I have to agree. Been on these sites for damn near 10 years.
Not one thing has come to pass and i damn near heard every conspiracy.
RickRollDWrote:
every prediction ive ever seen in my life about "DOOM" Events NEVER HAPPEN.
The only doom is what goes on in these peoples minds
CooterBrownWrote:
For incurable Fringe Schizos ... Doom Delusion is exactly like
Rapture Psychosis ... The End is always Nigh ... it never shows up,
of course ... but it is always "imminent"
• All things considered, Doomers are a pretty paranoid lot, and constantly
obsess about all kinds of improbable ways for the End of the World to be
Nigh. But it is highly illogical, and irrational (and sometimes fairly crazy)
to be paranoid about the highly improbable and the nearly impossible.
• Doomsterbations are primarily the result of basing one's life on primitive
belief systems that are ensconced not in reality (critical thinking) but in
fantasy (magical thinking). The origins are mainly mythology and religion:
primitive irrationalities which are basically all the same ― i.e., Woo Woo.
• It is no coincidence that an addiction to Woo most resembles an addiction
to drugs. Because just like addicts, Woos are far more fond of fantasy than
reality. And magical-thinkers will rationalize anything to guard their favorite
fantasies. "You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not
based on evidence, it is based on a deep seated need to believe." ~ Carl Sagan
• You know why so many primitive cultures echo the same Doom prophecies?
• Because it's all reruns: War, Pestilence, Famine, Flood, Death, EQs, Meteors.
• Each has happened before, and each will happen again ― disaster is normal.
• And any "prophecy" that merely predicts reruns of normalcy is hardly prophetic.
• As history has shown, periodic disaster is hardly the End of the World.
• Yes, ELEs can happen. But they are extremely rare, highly improbable events.
• And it is irrational to be paranoid about the highly improbable and the impossible.
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without
having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" ~ Douglas Adams
"It is no coincidence that the party of fundamentalism is also the party
of fantasy. When I say religion [woo woo] is a mental illness, this is
what I mean: it corrodes your mental faculties. The brain that believes
in angels and miracles and Jesus riding a dinosaur is trained to see the
world not as it is [reality], but as you want it to be [fantasy]. They're
all magical thinkers, on nearly every issue." ~ Bill Maher
There is no such thing as Doom. There have always been epic disasters,
both natural and man made, and there always will be. But there is no
impending End-of-the-World DOOM. That is simply a primitive mythology,
and yet another delusion of the Fundie Woo mind, just like God and the Devil,
Angels and Demons, and Heaven and Hell. All primitive mythological fantasies
created as a result of the quixotic human quest for an imaginary afterlife.
Schizotypal personalities include:
• Feelings that external events have an unusual personal meaning
• Unusual thinking, beliefs, perceptions or behavior
• Suspicious or paranoid ideas
• Extreme emotional responses
• Excessive, persistent social anxiety
• Feelings of impending doom
Models of religious fanaticism, such as Jesus and Mohammad, display
the classic symptoms of a religious type schizophrenia (hearing voices,
delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, sociopathy, paranoia, believing
that they have supernatural powers, etc.), thus religious fanatics
model themselves on classic religious schizophrenics.
With the religious paranoid, the are under the delusion that their
every thought and action is being watched 24 hours a day by someone
who can send them to Hell for the slightest infraction. In the world of
psychiatry this disorder is considered to be symptomatic of paranoia,
but in the world of religious fanaticism, this type of paranoia is
considered "normal" and is even encouraged.
Religious Psychosis, Schizophrenia and Paranoia
Unfortunately, once you are profoundly paranoid, its grip will spread
to every corner of your life. This is clearly evidenced on the Internet
where many forums are devoted entirely to paranoid delusions and
their triggering by religious fanatics who are convinced not only that
the world is soon to end but that such an apocalypse is being brought
about intentionally by evil entities such as the Illuminati, the New World
Order, or even Alien Reptiles ― shape shifters from other planets, in
human form, who have infiltrated the highest levels of government.
''The insane Death Cults, the miserable religious wretches of
this world, the poor psychotic fools who can't kill themselves
for fear of Hell, can't wait for the end of the world, so that
their miserable lives will finally be over.'' ~ Christopher Hitchens
The End Ain't Nigh ... You Just Want It To Be
(This post was last modified: 06-18-2013 06:10 PM by CooterBrown.)
Peavine Registered User User ID: 38843 07-01-2011 05:43 PM
Posts: 2,857
RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
CooterBrownWrote:
All of the following have been breathlessly predicted here ad nauseam ... so in two
years, when you're here hanging out at LOP and chewing the fat in the Summer
2013, and none of the following has occurred, what is your fallback plan? What are
you gonna say (besides "better safe than sorry!") to all the skeptics who were right all
along about your unwarranted/deluded predictions of certain catastrophic DOOM and
accompanying varieties of 2012 biblical and spiritual transformation/ascension?
-- Alien Disclosure
-- 2012 Transformation Event
-- Nibiru
-- Dwarf Star
-- Elenin Event
-- Dead Oceans
-- Rapture
-- CME Grid Collapse
-- Economic Collapse
-- Depopulation Pandemic
-- Martial Law
-- Sharia Law
-- U.S. Caliphate Rule
-- Canceled 2012 Elections
-- FEMA Camps
-- Pole Shift
-- Mass Extinctions
-- WWIII
-- Hadron Collider Doom
-- New Madrid Super EQ
-- Yellowstone Super Volcano
-- Global GOM Doom
-- Global Fukushima Doom
Have I forgotten any?
You pissin in our punchbowl?
LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 32081 07-01-2011 05:46 PM
RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
ChawleeWrote:
CooterBrownWrote:
All of the following have been breathlessly predicted here ad nauseam ... so in two
years, when you're here hanging out at LOP and chewing the fat in the Summer
2013, and none of the following has occurred, what is your fallback plan? What are
you gonna say (besides "better safe than sorry!") to all the skeptics who were right all
along about your unwarranted/deluded predictions of certain catastrophic DOOM and
accompanying varieties of 2012 biblical and spiritual transformation/ascension?
-- Alien Disclosure
-- 2012 Transformation Event
-- Nibiru
-- Dwarf Star
-- Elenin Event
-- Dead Oceans
-- Rapture
-- CME Grid Collapse
-- Economic Collapse
-- Depopulation Pandemic
-- Martial Law
-- Sharia Law
-- U.S. Caliphate Rule
-- Canceled 2012 Elections
-- FEMA Camps
-- Pole Shift
-- Mass Extinctions
-- WWIII
-- Hadron Collider Doom
-- New Madrid Super EQ
-- Yellowstone Super Volcano
-- Global GOM Doom
-- Global Fukushima Doom
Have I forgotten any?
You pissin in our punchbowl?
Yuck, yuck. I hear ya, but seriously folks ... As usual, I'm saying that
there is no punchbowl ... if you know what I mean.
The End Ain't Nigh ... You Just Want It To Be
LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 15123 07-01-2011 05:49 PM
RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
GrimWolfWrote:
some of these are bound to happen... or already ongoing
dead ocean
Grid failure
New Madrid / Cali superquake
Likely stuff...
That's just a rationalization.
Many of the natural disasters are always eventually inevitable. As in
there's an asteroid with our name on it that's only a million years away,
so it's "already ongoing".
You know what I'm saying. That in two years, none of the 2012
predictions will have come to pass. Nor the actual grid failure,
superEQ, dead oceans ... nor any of the other calamities I listed
which people here are so sure will occur relatively soon.
The End Ain't Nigh ... You Just Want It To Be
(This post was last modified: 07-01-2011 06:01 PM by CooterBrown.)
CooterBrown Registered User User ID: 18140 07-01-2011 06:02 PM
Posts: 9,729
RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
Here's a thread, just from yesterday ... Where the video of the
Hawaii aerial shock wave was said to be a missile launch, but most
folks here are absolutely convinced it's something else that is
somehow 2012-transformation-related, etc.
Since we don't know what it is and
Since we don't want to accept
The "official explanation"
Let's make stuff up and pretend
That it's a Reality Bubble
Or a Transport Bubble
Or Hyper-dimensional Physics
Or the Entrance to the 5th World
Because it's so much more fun
To live in a pretend magical world
Than it is to live
In the mundane day-to-day world
And who knows
With enough magical thinking
Maybe we'll think our way
To a global spiritual awakening
Or a holy religious ascension
And get an afterlife out of it too!
Wicked Witch of the West getting pwned by the Good Witch of the East over the land of OZ
What the 'realist' in the crowd just can't seem to grasp is the enormity of the situation we are dealing with here.
But no worries, just keep putting down the beer, it's the best buffer humanity has developed to keep the senses numbed from the incredible majesty going on all around us. Takes a lot of it, no doubt, but that's why it's available damn near everywhere, can't have the masses wising up!
And what I'm saying is that there is no "enormous situation" ... and
I'm wondering what you're gonna say in the Summer of 2013 if that
proves to be correct ...
The End Ain't Nigh ... You Just Want It To Be
Lil Miss Trouble ~ I <3 Frogs ~ User ID: 17963 07-01-2011 06:14 PM
Posts: 26,654
RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
CooterBrownWrote:
Here's a thread, just from yesterday ... Where the video of the
Hawaii aerial shock wave was said to be a missile launch, but most
folks here are absolutely convinced it's something else that is
somehow 2012-transformation-related, etc.
Wicked Witch of the West getting pwned by the Good Witch of the East over the land of OZ
What the 'realist' in the crowd just can't seem to grasp is the enormity of the situation we are dealing with here.
But no worries, just keep putting down the beer, it's the best buffer humanity has developed to keep the senses numbed from the incredible majesty going on all around us. Takes a lot of it, no doubt, but that's why it's available damn near everywhere, can't have the masses wising up!
And what I'm saying is that there is no "enormous situation" ... and
I'm wondering what you're gonna say in the Summer of 2013 if that
proves to be correct ...
you are just proving my point from yesterday
Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things but look at what they can do when they stick together.
LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 37635 07-01-2011 06:19 PM
RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
i'm pretty sure there will be conspiracy theories and doom prophecy as long as there are people or creatures with similar existential anxieties
summer of 2013 i'm guessing we'll have a lot of rescheduled prophecies and a nice big list of new ones like the 2020 shift in consciousness,
comet Edna is coming close 2023
etc. etc.
CooterBrown Registered User User ID: 18140 07-01-2011 06:19 PM
Posts: 9,729
RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
Lil Miss TroubleWrote:
CooterBrownWrote:
Here's a thread, just from yesterday ... Where the video of the
Hawaii aerial shock wave was said to be a missile launch, but most
folks here are absolutely convinced it's something else that is
somehow 2012-transformation-related, etc.
What the 'realist' in the crowd just can't seem to grasp is the enormity of the situation we are dealing with here.
But no worries, just keep putting down the beer, it's the best buffer humanity has developed to keep the senses numbed from the incredible majesty going on all around us. Takes a lot of it, no doubt, but that's why it's available damn near everywhere, can't have the masses wising up!
And what I'm saying is that there is no "enormous situation" ... and
I'm wondering what you're gonna say in the Summer of 2013 if that
proves to be correct ...
you are just proving my point from yesterday
not at all ... as i said yesterday ...
CooterBrownWrote:
Wrote:
This is childish. You seem to run around following her. Why can't you agree to disagree and leave it alone?
I don't run around following anybody.
I'm an equal opportunity poster.
And agree-to-disagree is merely one option in discussion forums.
The End Ain't Nigh ... You Just Want It To Be
(This post was last modified: 07-01-2011 06:26 PM by CooterBrown.)
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