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Attn DoomSheeple: Only *28* Weeks Remain To Prep For Your 2013-Dud Excuses
CooterBrown
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Calm Down ... It's Not The End Of The World ... So It Ain't No Doom



2012: Year of the Dragon
2013: Year of the Snake
2014: Year of the 2013-Dud Excuses



Most fringe doomsterbations have been breathlessly predicted ad nauseum ―
some of them for years ― but they never come to pass. So in 2014, 2015, 2016 ...
when you're hanging out at LOP and there's still been no DOOM, no RAPTURE, no
TEOTW, no TEOTWAWKI, no COLLAPSE, no SHTF ... what is your prep for excuses?
The Doom was cancelled? The Doom was delayed? Better deluded than sorry?




Richard Eldritch  Wrote:
Link: We've never been right about anything have we?

DrPostman  Wrote:
For 16 years I've been seeing people fearmonger on the net and if
anything I've become more amused at their constant claims of doom than made afraid.

Richard Strong  Wrote:
I have to agree. Been on these sites for damn near 10 years.
Not one thing has come to pass
and i damn near heard every conspiracy.

RickRollD  Wrote:
every prediction ive ever seen in my life about "DOOM" Events NEVER HAPPEN.
The only doom is what goes on in these peoples minds

CooterBrown  Wrote:
For incurable Fringe Schizos ... Doom Delusion is exactly like
Rapture Psychosis ... The End is always Nigh ... it never shows up,
of course ... but it is always "imminent"


Conservatives Have Larger Fear-Center In Brain

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/12/28/co...ter-brain/


• All things considered, Doomers are a pretty paranoid lot, and constantly
obsess about all kinds of improbable ways for the End of the World to be
Nigh. But it is highly illogical, and irrational (and sometimes fairly crazy)
to be paranoid about the highly improbable and the nearly impossible.

• Doomsterbations are primarily the result of basing one's life on primitive
belief systems that are ensconced not in reality (critical thinking) but in
fantasy (magical thinking). The origins are mainly mythology and religion:
primitive irrationalities which are basically all the same ― i.e., Woo Woo.

• It is no coincidence that an addiction to Woo most resembles an addiction
to drugs. Because just like addicts, Woos are far more fond of fantasy than
reality. And magical-thinkers will rationalize anything to guard their favorite
fantasies. "You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not
based on evidence, it is based on a deep seated need to believe." ~ Carl Sagan




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• You know why so many primitive cultures echo the same Doom prophecies?
• Because it's all reruns: War, Pestilence, Famine, Flood, Death, EQs, Meteors.
• Each has happened before, and each will happen again ― disaster is normal.
• And any "prophecy" that merely predicts reruns of normalcy is hardly prophetic.
• As history has shown, periodic disaster is hardly the End of the World.
• Yes, ELEs can happen. But they are extremely rare, highly improbable events.
• And it is irrational to be paranoid about the highly improbable and the impossible.




Delusional Beliefs And Imaginary Concepts

http://www.faithfreedom.org/articles/fre...-concepts/


Fable, legend, folk tale, myth, superstition, fairy tale, parable, fantasy,
religion, tarot, numerology, bible, astrology, woo-woo, prophecy, cool story.

Unicorns, kelpie, pegasus, centaurs, nightmares, elves, pixies, fairies,
minotaurs, fauns, mermaids, mermen, valkyrie, dragons, kraken,
cthulu, ghost, wraith, poltergeist, daemon, dragon, warg, barghest,
dwarf, wizards, witches, vampires, zombies, headless horseman,
headless mule, mummies, goblins, orcs, ghouls, gremlins, hippocamp,
hobbit, werewolf, wight, gytrash, imp, merlion, satyr, troll, ogre, giant,
hag, daemon, genie, nymph, angels, demons, spirits, shapeshifters,
shapeshifters, elementals, mantis, shadow beings, light balls,
black-eyed child, interdimensionals, wendigos, monsters, griffin,
brag, buraq, nessie, nix, phoenix, yowie, sphinx, orthrus, hydra,
harpies, siren, mares of diomedes, medusa,cyclops, yeti, bigfoot,
abominable snowman, frankenstein, grim reaper, banshee, sea serpent,
megalodon, mothman, changelings, dracs, gnomes, gog, harpies,
imps, leviathan, undead, titans, typhons, oberon, manatee, golems,
gargoyles, sandman, sprites, hobgoblins, interdimensional beings,
entities, elementals, incubi, jaculi, puck, immortals, annunaki,
pleadians, nephilim, reptoids, greys, zetas, gods.


"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without
having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" ~ Douglas Adams



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"It is no coincidence that the party of fundamentalism is also the party
of fantasy. When I say religion [woo woo] is a mental illness, this is
what I mean: it corrodes your mental faculties. The brain that believes
in angels and miracles and Jesus riding a dinosaur is trained to see the
world not as it is [reality], but as you want it to be [fantasy]. They're
all magical thinkers, on nearly every issue." ~ Bill Maher




Offering Reality-Based Rebuttals
To Conservative Lies Only Makes
Conservatives Cling Harder To Those Lies

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dan-sweene...26805.html




There is no such thing as Doom. There have always been epic disasters,
both natural and man made, and there always will be. But there is no
impending End-of-the-World DOOM. That is simply a primitive mythology,
and yet another delusion of the Fundie Woo mind, just like God and the Devil,
Angels and Demons, and Heaven and Hell. All primitive mythological fantasies
created as a result of the quixotic human quest for an imaginary afterlife.



Schizotypal personalities include:
• Feelings that external events have an unusual personal meaning
• Unusual thinking, beliefs, perceptions or behavior
• Suspicious or paranoid ideas
• Extreme emotional responses
• Excessive, persistent social anxiety
Feelings of impending doom



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The Psychosis of Rapture Belief

http://sciencebasedlife.wordpress.com/20...re-belief/



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Models of religious fanaticism, such as Jesus and Mohammad, display
the classic symptoms of a religious type schizophrenia (hearing voices,
delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, sociopathy, paranoia, believing
that they have supernatural powers, etc.), thus religious fanatics
model themselves on classic religious schizophrenics.

With the religious paranoid, the are under the delusion that their
every thought and action is being watched 24 hours a day by someone
who can send them to Hell for the slightest infraction. In the world of
psychiatry this disorder is considered to be symptomatic of paranoia,
but in the world of religious fanaticism, this type of paranoia is
considered "normal" and is even encouraged.



Religious Psychosis, Schizophrenia and Paranoia

Unfortunately, once you are profoundly paranoid, its grip will spread
to every corner of your life. This is clearly evidenced on the Internet
where many forums are devoted entirely to paranoid delusions and
their triggering by religious fanatics who are convinced not only that
the world is soon to end but that such an apocalypse is being brought
about intentionally by evil entities such as the Illuminati, the New World
Order, or even Alien Reptiles ― shape shifters from other planets, in
human form, who have infiltrated the highest levels of government.


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''The insane Death Cults, the miserable religious wretches of
this world, the poor psychotic fools who can't kill themselves
for fear of Hell, can't wait for the end of the world, so that
their miserable lives will finally be over.'' ~ Christopher Hitchens

Jptdknpa

The End Ain't Nigh ... You Just Want It To Be
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Lmao

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― June 1-7 Doomsterbation Trends ―

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chuckle

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CooterBrown  Wrote:
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you seem quiet compulsive in pushing this bud.
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LoP Guest  Wrote:
you seem quiet compulsive in pushing this bud.


But the Lunatics tell me that OCD is just a crock chuckle (Link)(Link)


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― June 8-14 Doomsterbation Trends ―

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2013 Doomsterbation Trends (Jan)(Feb)(Mar)(Apr)(May)(All)

2012 Doomsterbation Trends

2011 Doomsterbation Trends

201x Doomsterbation Trends

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Let it go man, and stop bumping this thread. Let it die already! Please?
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