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Auto Fellatio
The Evil AC
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11-02-2012 04:29 AM

 



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Can yoga teach it?
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11-02-2012 04:32 AM

 



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RE: Auto Fellatio
The Evil AC  Wrote: (11-02-2012 04:29 AM)
Can yoga teach it?

Ask Maynard of TOOL. He seems to have it down.
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The Evil AC
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11-02-2012 04:41 AM

 



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That's why the band is called "Tool"
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indigowiz
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11-02-2012 04:45 AM

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The Evil AC  Wrote: (11-02-2012 04:29 AM)
Can yoga teach it?

No but you have to remove your bottom rib like Marilyn Manson to make it happen! chuckle

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11-02-2012 06:40 AM

 



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I tried it. Got a mouth full of crank case oil.
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The Ghost of David Carradine
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11-02-2012 06:42 AM

 



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RE: Auto Fellatio
indigowiz  Wrote: (11-02-2012 04:45 AM)
The Evil AC  Wrote: (11-02-2012 04:29 AM)
Can yoga teach it?

No but you have to remove your bottom rib like Marilyn Manson to make it happen! chuckle

Did Ron Jeremy have a rib removed.


Is he sad now that his gut is too big to do that any more?
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Ray-Ray Debarge
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11-02-2012 06:45 AM

 



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You don't need to, there is Craigslist now. Somebody wants the thick n chunky load to not go to waste.
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The Ghost of David Carradine
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RE: Auto Fellatio
Ray-Ray Debarge  Wrote: (11-02-2012 06:45 AM)
You don't need to, there is Craigslist now. Somebody wants the thick n chunky load to not go to waste.

Yeah, but how do you know those folks aren't people-eaters?

No thanks. I'll stick to the wife and fappin' -- thank you very much!
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