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BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
DanceChillGroove
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WASHINGTON (USMediaAndIsrael.com) – Congress today passed a bipartisan bill requiring Americans to add Israel’s Star of David to the U.S. flag for the week of July 4th. Rep. Hugh Llewellyn III (R-Alabama) and Sen. Dale Wentworth (D-New Jersey) introduced the legislation during a special session.

From the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, Sen. Wentworth told reporters:

“This act is to symbolize our unconditional support of the great nation of Israel, and recognizes that in many ways, Israel is already America’s 51st state. Thanks to our foreign aid, Israel’s per capita income rivals our own.”

Both Congressmen recently received $25 million in contributions from the Friends of Zionism (FIZ). In response to reporters’ questions, Rep. Llewellyn replied that, unlike the $15 million Presidential candidate Gingrich received from Sheldon Adelson, his money had no strings attached:

“Israel’s razing of villages, killing women and children, seizing Palestinian land for their settlers are purely defensive actions. The fact is, Israelis treat Palestinians exactly like we did our American Indians. We are simply trying to deflect international criticism like the photo comparison that went viral. No one should question the moral authority of the U.S. and Israel.”

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As If!
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RE: BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
DanceChillGroove  Wrote: (06-26-2012 09:10 PM)
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WASHINGTON (USMediaAndIsrael.com) – Congress today passed a bipartisan bill requiring Americans to add Israel’s Star of David to the U.S. flag for the week of July 4th. Rep. Hugh Llewellyn III (R-Alabama) and Sen. Dale Wentworth (D-New Jersey) introduced the legislation during a special session.

From the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, Sen. Wentworth told reporters:

“This act is to symbolize our unconditional support of the great nation of Israel, and recognizes that in many ways, Israel is already America’s 51st state. Thanks to our foreign aid, Israel’s per capita income rivals our own.”

Both Congressmen recently received $25 million in contributions from the Friends of Zionism (FIZ). In response to reporters’ questions, Rep. Llewellyn replied that, unlike the $15 million Presidential candidate Gingrich received from Sheldon Adelson, his money had no strings attached:

“Israel’s razing of villages, killing women and children, seizing Palestinian land for their settlers are purely defensive actions. The fact is, Israelis treat Palestinians exactly like we did our American Indians. We are simply trying to deflect international criticism like the photo comparison that went viral. No one should question the moral authority of the U.S. and Israel.”

http://usmediaandisrael.com/?p=475

LmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmao

lets see the usual trolls claim that Israel and da chosen ones dont have any influence in americas govt now.

THEY OWN US !@
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RE: BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
DanceChillGroove  Wrote: (06-26-2012 09:10 PM)
...Rep. Hugh Llewellyn III (R-Alabama) and Sen. Dale Wentworth (D-New Jersey)...

Fictional characters!

Lmao

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RE: BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
LET'S NOT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!
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RE: BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
Where are all the zio shills to tell us that its irrational to fear these sick f*cks?
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This is Onion material. Jhikpghf
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The Killing Joke  Wrote: (06-26-2012 09:17 PM)
Where are all the zio shills to tell us that its irrational to fear these sick f*cks?

They are in the midst of their late afternoon fornication. A new shift will be up soon.
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RE: BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
DanceChillGroove  Wrote: (06-26-2012 09:10 PM)
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WASHINGTON (USMediaAndIsrael.com) – Congress today passed a bipartisan bill requiring Americans to add Israel’s Star of David to the U.S. flag for the week of July 4th. Rep. Hugh Llewellyn III (R-Alabama) and Sen. Dale Wentworth (D-New Jersey) introduced the legislation during a special session.

From the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, Sen. Wentworth told reporters:

“This act is to symbolize our unconditional support of the great nation of Israel, and recognizes that in many ways, Israel is already America’s 51st state. Thanks to our foreign aid, Israel’s per capita income rivals our own.”

Both Congressmen recently received $25 million in contributions from the Friends of Zionism (FIZ). In response to reporters’ questions, Rep. Llewellyn replied that, unlike the $15 million Presidential candidate Gingrich received from Sheldon Adelson, his money had no strings attached:

“Israel’s razing of villages, killing women and children, seizing Palestinian land for their settlers are purely defensive actions. The fact is, Israelis treat Palestinians exactly like we did our American Indians. We are simply trying to deflect international criticism like the photo comparison that went viral. No one should question the moral authority of the U.S. and Israel.”

http://usmediaandisrael.com/?p=475

is this for real? because i will not be modifying my flags in any way shape or form.
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RE: BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
New Jersey's two Senators are named Robert Menendez and Frank LautenBERG.


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RE: BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
Johnny Ringo  Wrote: (06-26-2012 09:19 PM)
DanceChillGroove  Wrote: (06-26-2012 09:10 PM)
Velcro stars available at most post offices

WASHINGTON (USMediaAndIsrael.com) – Congress today passed a bipartisan bill requiring Americans to add Israel’s Star of David to the U.S. flag for the week of July 4th. Rep. Hugh Llewellyn III (R-Alabama) and Sen. Dale Wentworth (D-New Jersey) introduced the legislation during a special session.

From the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, Sen. Wentworth told reporters:

“This act is to symbolize our unconditional support of the great nation of Israel, and recognizes that in many ways, Israel is already America’s 51st state. Thanks to our foreign aid, Israel’s per capita income rivals our own.”

Both Congressmen recently received $25 million in contributions from the Friends of Zionism (FIZ). In response to reporters’ questions, Rep. Llewellyn replied that, unlike the $15 million Presidential candidate Gingrich received from Sheldon Adelson, his money had no strings attached:

“Israel’s razing of villages, killing women and children, seizing Palestinian land for their settlers are purely defensive actions. The fact is, Israelis treat Palestinians exactly like we did our American Indians. We are simply trying to deflect international criticism like the photo comparison that went viral. No one should question the moral authority of the U.S. and Israel.”

http://usmediaandisrael.com/?p=475

is this for real? because i will not be modifying my flags in any way shape or form. seriously peope - who the hell do they think they are? gtfo out of here with that shit i cant WAIT to see what veterans today has to say about this.

It's a joke. But not so far fetched as most of us did a double take.

Bravo, OP.
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RE: BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
Required is the word that makes me say "f*#k off, I ain't complying."
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RE: BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
This can't be true, can it?

I mean, has something like this ever happened in the entire history of forever?

IF YOURE READING THIS, YOURE A GENIUS!!
yes you are.
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DanceChillGroove
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RE: BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
The Killing Joke  Wrote: (06-26-2012 09:21 PM)
Required is the word that makes me say "f*#k off, I ain't complying."

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RE: BREAKING: Americans required to add Star of David to U.S. flags by July 4th
We owe the Jews.


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