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BREAKING! BUTTERBALL TURKEY RECALL IN 27 STATES!
Stef'an Quasar
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They forgot to Butter the Turkey's balls.
Lmao

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Wouldn't be the same without you, hawk-o.
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doomed
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Stef'an Quasar
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My grandmother told me that one when I was a kid.Lmao

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handsome you dropped turkeys
on the bridge on the turnpike back a few years right?



butter your balls and see what happens

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Does anyone like the taste of turkey? doomed
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As an American, a United States of America citizen from the Slovak Republic, this is my favorite holiday, its truly "American" and it is our holiday, separated from Great Britain. Great Britain is sooo jealous of us,
they try to divide us from our heritage.

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and the oceans flow in my veins

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We should change all our national holidays every few years. It's not like the USA has a culture anyway.
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Stef'an Quasar
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PRESTO  Wrote: (11-17-2011 05:28 AM)
As an American, a United States of America citizen from the Slovak Republic, this is my favorite holiday, its truly "American" and it is our holiday, separated from Great Britain. Great Britain is sooo jealous of us,
they try to divide us from our heritage.

Do you like Cranberry Sauce? I like mine shaped like a can.

[Image: 2q9m841.jpg]"All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous.”
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The Martini Maven  Wrote: (11-17-2011 05:27 AM)
handsome you dropped turkeys
on the bridge on the turnpike back a few years right?



butter your balls and see what happens

Wasn;t that Les Lessman?

[Image: 2q9m841.jpg]"All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous.”
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Hawk-O  Wrote: (11-17-2011 05:21 AM)
They forgot to Butter the Turkey's balls.
Lmao

Bring me the Turkeys, I'll butter those balls
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The Martini Maven
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Hawk-O  Wrote: (11-17-2011 05:29 AM)
The Martini Maven  Wrote: (11-17-2011 05:27 AM)
handsome you dropped turkeys
on the bridge on the turnpike back a few years right?



butter your balls and see what happens

Wasn;t that Les Lessman?


you need a tony chachere injection

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The Martini Maven  Wrote: (11-17-2011 05:40 AM)
Hawk-O  Wrote: (11-17-2011 05:29 AM)
The Martini Maven  Wrote: (11-17-2011 05:27 AM)
handsome you dropped turkeys
on the bridge on the turnpike back a few years right?



butter your balls and see what happens

Wasn;t that Les Lessman?


you need a tony chachere injection

chuckle

The f**ked up thing is my uncle sold that shit!!! He took it form Texas and thought he ws going to make a million dollars selling it on the EAST COAST! doomed

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LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-17-2011 05:27 AM)
Does anyone like the taste of turkey? doomed

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JF Priest  Wrote: (11-17-2011 07:47 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-17-2011 05:27 AM)
Does anyone like the taste of turkey? doomed

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