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BREAKING NEWS! NASA To Announce Aliens?
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F6|Zman  Wrote: (04-18-2013 05:18 PM)
NASA’s Kepler spacecraft has been in hot pursuit of extraterrestrial life for four years now. And, on Thursday, it’s letting people know just what it’s found lurking in the Milky Way.
NASA is holding a Kepler briefing at 11 a.m. PT on Thursday. It will be broadcast live on NASA Television and on UStream. The agency will also host a moderated Web chat with Kepler Deputy Project Scientist Nick Gautier of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Lab. During the briefing, people can submit questions to the Kepler scientists via Twitter with the hashtag #AskNASA.

Read more here: http://news.cnet.com/8301-11386_3-575801...ed-aliens/

NASA has long since lost any kind of credibility at all. They are a reason for the US government to spend money, nothing more.

If they found life, they wouldn't tell us, until they could exploit every last idea for their own benefit.

If they found a huge comet streaking toward us, they wouldn't tell us, lest we turn into a bunch of raging end of the world psychos.

Have they found life? If they haven't by now, they should have the decency to kill themselves. Nobody that incompetent should be allowed to live.
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unless kepler literally flew accidently into a life form..
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-18-2013 05:38 PM)
F6|Zman  Wrote: (04-18-2013 05:37 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-18-2013 05:36 PM)
click-bait headlines.

Not really.

f*#k yes really.

kepler doesn't even f*ckin detect life as it was not designed to, all its designed for is detecting the proper size and position planets.

Oh, I am multitasking and I thought you were talking about something else.

I would have to agree with you on that. The women who wrote this article is a complete idiot. She got the NASA broadcasting time wrong and like what you said, the Kepler telescope can not detect life.
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MrGemini
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I don't need NASA to confirm something I already know to be true.

And no, they will not announce aliens. More than likely they will announce the newest "Earth-like" planet they've discovered.

Whoopie-f*cking-doo.
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Lmao NASA wouldn't announce aliens even if they camped out on the White House lawn.
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DON VITO
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Bump
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MrGemini  Wrote: (04-18-2013 05:44 PM)
I don't need NASA to confirm something I already know to be true.

And no, they will not announce aliens. More than likely they will announce the newest "Earth-like" planet they've discovered.

Whoopie-f*cking-doo.

Yeah, I think that or they will announce that they have discovered the first extrasolar moon.
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Oh Oh Planets? Announcement? Are we to be soften up for some more ongoing slow awakening?

They have no choice anyway

Resistance is futile
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mah
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i am not intersted in this joke, put it in store with kim jong un... NEXT...
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New TV show, 'Defiance' (SyFy channel) is about aliens. Great show so far!!

http://www.bing.com/search?q=defiance%20...owAppsUI=1
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someone doesnt want us to discover alien life. we should be exploring the moons of saturn and jupiter for signs of life.

instead, we are planning on sending more missions to mars and lassoing asteroids. that sounds like the hunt for resources and money, not the search for extraterrestrial life...
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Wolf Pup  Wrote: (04-18-2013 05:28 PM)
nope! It will be the same drivle they will anounce:

"We are pleased to announce that the Kepler telescope has discovered some new planets that may consist of nucleatic acid and some carbon excide enzymes....yada,yada,yada" crap

Exactly. I guarantee it will be something similar to this. NASA breaking news ALWAYS turns out to be a big yawn. NASA needs a schooling on what "breaking news" means.

We don't need anymore "We are very pleased to announce the ground shattering discovery of water vapor around a star, proving once and for all that water.... *drum roll*.... exists in solar systems!" type bullshit.

Tits or gtfo Nasa.
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-18-2013 05:45 PM)
Lmao NASA wouldn't announce aliens even if they camped out on the White House lawn.

yep.
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Does he have a Green Card or a Visa?

If not, then he is an illegal alien!


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