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**Everyone**

Your Mom Wrote:

It's true this time. I have psychologically evaluated the board and it's mod free

Like I'm going to believe you while D is posting. Jptdknpa

**Your Mom** lop guest User ID: 103029 06-18-2012 08:43 AM

Zero Point Wrote:

Your Mom Wrote:
Heads up everyone!, wink wink

You always sat in the back of the school bus didn't you Mom?

You got it Zippy! chuckle

And it wasn't just the school bus, classrooms, lecture theatres, anywhere where I could be unobserved and observe!

Actually, I got thrown of a bus once for .. ahem, wrong forum!

**Zero Point**

Your Mom Wrote:

Zero Point Wrote:
Your Mom Wrote:
Heads up everyone!, wink wink

You always sat in the back of the school bus didn't you Mom?

You got it Zippy! And it wasn't just the school bus, classrooms, lecture theatres, anywhere where I could be unobserved and observe!

Actually, I got thrown of a bus once for .. ahem, wrong forum!

Coincidentally, I got thrown out of a theater and an art class for the same thing. chuckle

**Motherduck** · **Motherduck** Kiwi Duck User ID: 49375 06-18-2012 08:45 AM **Posts: 8,973**

Your Mom Wrote:

Zero Point Wrote:
Your Mom Wrote:
Heads up everyone!, wink wink

You always sat in the back of the school bus didn't you Mom?

You got it Zippy! And it wasn't just the school bus, classrooms, lecture theatres, anywhere where I could be unobserved and observe!

Actually, I got thrown of a bus once for .. ahem, wrong forum!

I bet you collected girlies back there too Jptdknpa

just to keep you company of course

**BloodRed**

~ AH!! The stoic security type, eh? Well, it seems as though peanut butter and jelly will be henceforth served on toast, with a side of maracas lol ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnKFARGbU...re=related

Pianobanana

**Zero Point**

BloodRed Wrote:

~ AH!! The stoic security type, eh? Well, it seems as though peanut butter and jelly will be henceforth served on toast, with a side of maracas lol ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnKFARGbU...re=related

*Stands up and cheers the cool security guard*

**Your Mom** lop guest User ID: 103029 06-18-2012 09:15 AM

Zero Point Wrote:

BloodRed Wrote:
~ AH!! The stoic security type, eh? Well, it seems as though peanut butter and jelly will be henceforth served on toast, with a side of maracas lol ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnKFARGbU...re=related

*Stands up and cheers the cool security guard*

Shit, the WACA wasn't like that last time I was there. Someone brought an inflatable globe to toss around the stadium and the security were on it like a flash, taking great delight in bursting the crowd's bubble with a sharp pointed object!

FFS, why? Was this inflatable Earth a security risk?

No, they were just women are nice!

Ds played with the code. That should have said very lovely ladies! instead of Kunts!

**Motherduck** · **Motherduck** Kiwi Duck User ID: 49375 06-18-2012 09:17 AM **Posts: 8,973**

Your Mom Wrote:

Zero Point Wrote:
BloodRed Wrote:
~ AH!! The stoic security type, eh? Well, it seems as though peanut butter and jelly will be henceforth served on toast, with a side of maracas lol ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnKFARGbU...re=related

*Stands up and cheers the cool security guard*

Shit, the WACA wasn't like that last time I was there. Someone brought an inflatable globe to toss around the stadium and the security were on it like a flash, taking great delight in bursting the crowd's bubble with a sharp pointed object!

FFS, why? Was this inflatable Earth a security risk?

No, they were just women are nice!

Ds played with the code. That should have said very lovely ladies! instead of Kunts!

they deem anything that may enter the field of play as an offensive weapon, but we must make allowances Mom, for they are Australian Jhikpghf

**BloodRed**

~ LOL!! =P

Hugs

**The Lucky AC** Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 06-18-2012 09:21 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUznm2fhsmU

**Your Mom** lop guest User ID: 103029 06-18-2012 09:22 AM

Motherduck Wrote:

Your Mom Wrote:
Zero Point Wrote:
*Stands up and cheers the cool security guard*

Shit, the WACA wasn't like that last time I was there. Someone brought an inflatable globe to toss around the stadium and the security were on it like a flash, taking great delight in bursting the crowd's bubble with a sharp pointed object!

FFS, why? Was this inflatable Earth a security risk?

No, they were just women are nice!

Ds played with the code. That should have said very lovely ladies! instead of Kunts!

they deem anything that may enter the field of play as an offensive weapon, but we must make allowances Mom, for they are Australian

Phew, thank f*ck they never found my cookies.

I gave some to a novice once and after about 45 minutes, his stomach contents invaded the field of play. They also covered the heads of the first 6 rows below him! chuckle

**Zero Point**

Motherduck Wrote:

Your Mom Wrote:
Zero Point Wrote:
*Stands up and cheers the cool security guard*

Shit, the WACA wasn't like that last time I was there. Someone brought an inflatable globe to toss around the stadium and the security were on it like a flash, taking great delight in bursting the crowd's bubble with a sharp pointed object!

FFS, why? Was this inflatable Earth a security risk?

No, they were just women are nice!

Ds played with the code. That should have said very lovely ladies! instead of Kunts!

they deem anything that may enter the field of play as an offensive weapon, but we must make allowances Mom, for they are Australian

To be fair, the cricket was becoming a blood sport in the stands.
Drunks pissing in plastic cups and throwing it on people etc.
I'd like to be able to take my kids soon.
The murder of innocent inflatables is collateral damage.

**Bond, James Bond** Licensed to kill User ID: 007 06-18-2012 09:34 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj83V_Au9YE

**Your Mom** lop guest User ID: 103029 06-18-2012 09:37 AM

Zero Point Wrote:

Motherduck Wrote:
Your Mom Wrote:
Shit, the WACA wasn't like that last time I was there. Someone brought an inflatable globe to toss around the stadium and the security were on it like a flash, taking great delight in bursting the crowd's bubble with a sharp pointed object!

FFS, why? Was this inflatable Earth a security risk?

No, they were just women are nice!

Ds played with the code. That should have said very lovely ladies! instead of Kunts!

they deem anything that may enter the field of play as an offensive weapon, but we must make allowances Mom, for they are Australian

To be fair, the cricket was becoming a blood sport in the stands.
Drunks pissing in plastic cups and throwing it on people etc.
I'd like to be able to take my kids soon.
The murder of innocent inflatables is collateral damage.

You've got to be kidding? Everybody was searched and if even a coke bottle lid had been breached it was confiscated and the ground only sold low alcohol shit that would be useless for even exciting a reformed alcoholic.

Are you talking about the 70s?

**Motherduck** · **Motherduck** Kiwi Duck User ID: 49375 06-18-2012 09:39 AM **Posts: 8,973**

Your Mom Wrote:

Motherduck Wrote:
Your Mom Wrote:
Shit, the WACA wasn't like that last time I was there. Someone brought an inflatable globe to toss around the stadium and the security were on it like a flash, taking great delight in bursting the crowd's bubble with a sharp pointed object!

FFS, why? Was this inflatable Earth a security risk?

No, they were just women are nice!

Ds played with the code. That should have said very lovely ladies! instead of Kunts!

they deem anything that may enter the field of play as an offensive weapon, but we must make allowances Mom, for they are Australian

Phew, thank f*ck they never found my cookies.

I gave some to a novice once and after about 45 minutes, his stomach contents invaded the field of play. They also covered the heads of the first 6 rows below him!

those poor people Jptdknpa