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**Ikaika** · **Ikaika** User ID: 96937 05-20-2012 01:23 AM **Posts: 15,825**

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. : )

**mOtOrCiTy** lop guest User ID: 31487 05-20-2012 01:24 AM

**Leroy Jenkins!**

Awesome!

This ones for you MC.

What do you Call a Brunette between two Blondes?

An Interpreter.

Lame I know but its the only clean one I know.
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**Leroy Jenkins!**

LoP Guest Wrote:

Ikaika Wrote:
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. : )

WHY DO YOU DISCRIMINATE AND MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH A DIFFERENT SET OF GENES THAN YOU? SHAME ON YOU BIGOT.

You must be new here eh?

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 64292 05-20-2012 01:42 AM

This joke is offensive to blind people.

**Rager** lop guest User ID: 96110 05-20-2012 01:44 AM

Definitely putting this in the comedy club thread.

**Karu**

True story here. My sister went out with some friends one night, left the table and returned to hear them telling a blonde joke. Thinking they were speaking about her, she said, "I am not a blonde dumb"!

**Leroy Jenkins!**

How do you tell who is the blind guy in the nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

**ZeroToad**

Leroy Jenkins! Wrote:

Awesome!

This ones for you MC.

What do you Call a Brunette between two Blondes?

An Interpreter.

Lame I know but its the only clean one I know.

Ribbit

**SubarcticBeef**

What's the definition of infinity? Four blonds at a four-way stop.

**ID Rick**

nice.

**Ikaika** · **Ikaika** User ID: 96937 05-20-2012 02:01 AM **Posts: 15,825**

LoP Guest Wrote:

Ikaika Wrote:
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. : )

WHY DO YOU DISCRIMINATE AND MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH A DIFFERENT SET OF GENES THAN YOU? SHAME ON YOU BIGOT.

Before my hair turned white,
I was a blonde,
so f*ck you with a wire brush.

**Ikaika** · **Ikaika** User ID: 96937 05-20-2012 02:03 AM **Posts: 15,825**

SubarcticBeef Wrote:

What's the definition of infinity? Four blonds at a four-way stop.

**The Lucky AC** Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 05-20-2012 02:03 AM

What's the difference between a blond and an ironing board ?

The legs on an ironing board are kind of difficult to get open

chuckle

**Truth**

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair black?

Artificial Intelligence