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**quest** lop guest User ID: 76473 05-20-2012 01:10 PM

Take any Blond joke, replace 'blond' with ;the N word', or 'the J word', 'the G word', or any other of 'the protected species', and you have fighting words. Your a racist NAZI.

But blonds are either secure in their identity, or at least tolerant. LRN 2 let live.

**Mr Gormsby**

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.

Q .. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A .. Bobbing for french fries.

Q .. Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
A .. She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".

Q .. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A .. There's white-out on the screen.

Q .. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A .. There's writing on the white-out.

Q .. How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A .. There is a stamp on it.

Q .. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A .. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q .. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A .. You can park in the handicap zone.

Q .. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A .. It takes too long to retrain them.
chuckle

**Enaid**

Thanks for the morning laughs.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 97518 05-20-2012 02:19 PM

What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?

Get them on their back and they're screwed.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 97364 05-20-2012 02:24 PM

How many brunettes does it take to tell a blonde joke?

-all of them. Lmao

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 62850 05-20-2012 02:39 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

This joke is offensive to blind people.

No.

This joke is offensive to bar stools.

**The Evil AC** I am not a number!!! User ID: 666 05-20-2012 03:12 PM

Ikaika Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
Ikaika Wrote:
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. : )

WHY DO YOU DISCRIMINATE AND MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH A DIFFERENT SET OF GENES THAN YOU? SHAME ON YOU BIGOT.

Before my hair turned white,
I was a blonde,
so f*ck you with a wire brush.

Real blonde hair turns 'ash', not white.

**noteye** · **noteye** What Went Wrong User ID: 97193 05-20-2012 03:38 PM **Posts: 3,037**

A blonde was in a roll boat in the middle of the field, just rolling away. Another blonde pulls up beside her in a car. She looks at the blonde in the boat and said, It is blondes like you that give us a bad name, and if could swim, I would get out and whip your ass.

BJ lop guest User ID: 97547 05-20-2012 04:04 PM

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.

Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

BJ lop guest User ID: 97547 05-20-2012 04:11 PM

Another one:

A Blonde goes into a casino in Las Vegas and walks up to a Coke machine.

She puts in some money and a Coke comes out. She puts in some more money and another Coke comes out. She repeats the process again until she has twelve cans of Coke.

All of a sudden a guy comes up to her and askes "Can I use the soda machine?"

The blonde snaps "No way! I'm winning."