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**Mike** lop guest User ID: 48763 09-01-2011 02:18 AM

Burial, but none of that goofy bullshit with coffins and/or burial vaults guaranteed to be leak proof for x number of years. Let my f*cking dead corpse rot and go back into the Earth so I can make some grass grow better or something.

**~*~sang~froid~*~**

SubarcticBeef Wrote:

I just want some input. The wife and I have argued about this for years. We finally agreed to respect the other's wishes, whoever goes first. But I'm interested what you people think.

**sword777** lop guest User ID: 41781 09-01-2011 02:19 AM

Thoughts Faux Fodder Wrote:

Picatrix Wrote:
The new thing is liquefication...

I just cannot get past the gross factor with that.

Yeah, me either.

Being dissolved in an alkaline solution (DRAINO), and then flushed, is just weird.

Popcorn

**SubarcticBeef**

RWExtremist Wrote:

Burial, but none of that goofy bullshit with coffins and/or burial vaults guaranteed to be leak proof for x number of years. Let my f*cking dead corpse rot and go back into the Earth so I can make some grass grow better or something.

That's what I wanted for my parents, but my older sister trumped me because she has a lot of money, and gave them an above-ground burial.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 16090 09-01-2011 02:23 AM

Why are you two arguing about your inevitable deaths? Do you have a living will that spells out exactly what you what to happen when you die? Very helpful for couples or family members that have differing views on death.

**SubarcticBeef**

LoP Guest Wrote:

Why are you two arguing about your inevitable deaths? Do you have a living will that spells out exactly what you what to happen when you die? Very helpful for couples or family members that have differing views on death.

All the legal stuff has been worked out. She wants to burn. I wanna rot. I'm just wondering what you guys think.

**Mike** lop guest User ID: 48763 09-01-2011 02:28 AM

SubarcticBeef Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
Why are you two arguing about your inevitable deaths? Do you have a living will that spells out exactly what you what to happen when you die? Very helpful for couples or family members that have differing views on death.
All the legal stuff has been worked out. She wants to burn. I wanna rot. I'm just wondering what you guys think.

Is she hot? Maybe there are way's you can preserve her body, then you could give her vaginny a spritz now and again and go to town when you feel the urge.

Hiding

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 16090 09-01-2011 02:29 AM

SubarcticBeef Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
Why are you two arguing about your inevitable deaths? Do you have a living will that spells out exactly what you what to happen when you die? Very helpful for couples or family members that have differing views on death.
All the legal stuff has been worked out. She wants to burn. I wanna rot. I'm just wondering what you guys think.

Ahhh, I see. I like the tree urn and the Tibetan sky funeral, but i'll probably end up being cremated.

**SubarcticBeef**

RWExtremist Wrote:

SubarcticBeef Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
Why are you two arguing about your inevitable deaths? Do you have a living will that spells out exactly what you what to happen when you die? Very helpful for couples or family members that have differing views on death.
All the legal stuff has been worked out. She wants to burn. I wanna rot. I'm just wondering what you guys think.

Is she hot? Maybe there are way's you can preserve her body, then you could give her vaginny a spritz now and again and go to town when you feel the urge.

You're more f*cked up than I am. And I'm a sick spork!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 47785 09-01-2011 02:31 AM

i might just climb a tall tree, and blow my head off Cheer

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 16090 09-01-2011 02:33 AM

There's always plastination like from that Body Worlds exhibit.

http://www.google.com/search?q=body+worl...40&bih=737

**Isa-bella** lop guest User ID: 38986 09-01-2011 02:34 AM

Definitely cremation ,the thought of ones body being like"stew" after a few years is so gross,and the stew state definition came from the young man who cremated my father.
There's also the belief that by cremating one avoids more ghosts romping around..lol..who are said to hang out close to their physical body not yet realizing that they have passed on.

**Mike** lop guest User ID: 48763 09-01-2011 02:35 AM

SubarcticBeef Wrote:

RWExtremist Wrote:
SubarcticBeef Wrote:
All the legal stuff has been worked out. She wants to burn. I wanna rot. I'm just wondering what you guys think.

Is she hot? Maybe there are way's you can preserve her body, then you could give her vaginny a spritz now and again and go to town when you feel the urge.

You're more f*cked up than I am. And I'm a sick spork!

Don't forget to add a heater... though that's not my creation, stole that idea from A7X Cheer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0&ob=av3e

**SubarcticBeef**

LoP Guest Wrote:

There's always plastination like from that Body Worlds exhibit.

http://www.google.com/search?q=body+worl...40&bih=737

Nothing lasts forever. Except maybe the spirit.

**SubarcticBeef**

Isa-bella Wrote:

Definitely cremation ,the thought of ones body being like"stew" after a few years is so gross,and the stew state definition came from the young man who cremated my father.
There's also the belief that by cremating one avoids more ghosts romping around..lol..who are said to hang out close to their physical body not yet realizing that they have passed on.

My wife would like you.