The huge college football rivalry in Texas is the annual big game
between the Texas Longhorns and the Texas A&M Aggies.
A few years back, the Longhorns would win this game every year. The Aggie coaches called a meeting after a particularly bad thrashing one year to figure out why they couldn't beat the Longhorns. They decided to go
straight to the source and send one of their assistant coaches, Bubba,
to Austin to find the answer.
Bubba decided to go straight to the top, walked right onto the
Longhorn practice field and went directly to the Longhorn head coach
and asked, "Why do y'all beat the Aggies every year?"
Darrell, the Texas coach replied, "Well, it's 'cause Aggies are
stupid. Let me demonstrate..."
Darrell led Bubba to the brick building at the end of the field,
held his hand up against the wall, and said, "Hit my hand."
Bubba couldn't pass up this chance to do harm to the leader of the
Longhorns, so he cocked his fist way back and threw his hardest punch.
At the last moment, Darrell moved his hand out of the way and Bubba
went back to College Station with a broken hand.
The Aggie head coach was eager to learn what Bubba had found out in
Austin and asked him the next day during practice. Bubba explained, "Well, we are losing every year because Aggies are stupid. Let me demonstrate..."
He looked around the field, but couldn't see a brick wall, so he
held his hand in front of his face and said, "Hit my hand....