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Chief Two Eagles
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Chief Two Eagles
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Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official, then replied.

"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing: all night having sex."

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled....

"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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09-28-2012 05:24 AM

 



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RE: Chief Two Eagles
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-28-2012 05:20 AM)
Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official, then replied.

"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing: all night having sex."

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled....

"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

Truth.
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pocahontas
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09-28-2012 05:26 AM

 



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banana RE: Chief Two Eagles
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-28-2012 05:20 AM)
Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official, then replied.

"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing: all night having sex."

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled....

"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

chuckle
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
haskins  Wrote: (09-28-2012 05:26 AM)
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touche bump for jorge cervantes
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09-28-2012 05:36 AM

 



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for the one starr cause you know its f*cking true. this whole shit debt, world markets, etc its f*cking bullshit and is designed to make people crazy cuase its f*cking bullshit, vote for obama, vote for romenyy who gives a f*#k, its f*cking stupid. CHIEF 2 EAGLES - hunt all day f*#k all night!
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pocahontas
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09-28-2012 05:50 AM

 



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banana RE: Chief Two Eagles
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-28-2012 05:36 AM)
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for the one starr cause you know its f*cking true. this whole shit debt, world markets, etc its f*cking bullshit and is designed to make people crazy cuase its f*cking bullshit, vote for obama, vote for romenyy who gives a f*#k, its f*cking stupid. CHIEF 2 EAGLES - hunt all day f*#k all night!

Amerika, Fuk yeah?
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09-28-2012 05:54 AM

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09-28-2012 05:56 AM

 



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RE: Chief Two Eagles
pocahontas  Wrote: (09-28-2012 05:50 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-28-2012 05:36 AM)
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for the one starr cause you know its f*cking true. this whole shit debt, world markets, etc its f*cking bullshit and is designed to make people crazy cuase its f*cking bullshit, vote for obama, vote for romenyy who gives a f*#k, its f*cking stupid. CHIEF 2 EAGLES - hunt all day f*#k all night!

Amerika, Fuk yeah?

ya know its not even about america or a state, america is great yeah whatever, whole thing is indians chiefs used to live to 100 years old, no medicine, no chemo, no CANCER, can you believe it? lol. just something went wrong when the western euro mindset conquered the world. everything went to shit. we are worrying about a welfare state, guess what chief eagle 2 eyes knew that everything is free, the land provides, human instinct provides. no need to conquer everything.
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
silversides  Wrote: (09-28-2012 05:54 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdWBjTWyBhA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLx-d6TBD9I

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you gotta love how those old films made indians look like f*cking fools S977
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09-28-2012 07:23 PM

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yeah, those italian and jewish actors were more than happy to make indians look like shit.
There never was any 'chief two feathers', that's a pile of b.s. as large as the altanta braves mascot, that looks more like a chicken, than a human, complete with the 'tomahawk chop'
Or 'the washington redskins' representing our nations capital.

I love HATERS, they prove what I'm doing is RIGHT!
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haskins
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roadtoad  Wrote: (09-28-2012 07:23 PM)
yeah, those italian and jewish actors were more than happy to make indians look like shit.
There never was any 'chief two feathers', that's a pile of b.s. as large as the altanta braves mascot, compor 'the washington redskins' representing our nations capital.

may not of been a real chief , who said this ever
but in concept , the saying is sound in a simplistic /sarcastic kinda way

and is pretty funny Lmao

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Richard Eldritch
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Yeah but they had the wrong sort of Indian restruant.

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09-28-2012 07:34 PM

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You can have it.

Being a female native American was no day at the park.
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
Sunny  Wrote: (09-28-2012 07:34 PM)
You can have it.

Being a female native American was no day at the park.

ya'll give birth
ta most men...that alone makes being female period , not a walk in the park

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
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