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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 121899 09-28-2012 05:20 AM
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Chief Two Eagles
Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official, then replied.
"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing: all night having sex."
Then the Chief leaned back and smiled....
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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A New Man lop guest User ID: 101688 09-28-2012 05:24 AM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
LoP Guest Wrote:Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official, then replied.
"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing: all night having sex."
Then the Chief leaned back and smiled....
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
Truth.
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pocahontas lop guest User ID: 119377 09-28-2012 05:26 AM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
LoP Guest Wrote:Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official, then replied.
"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing: all night having sex."
Then the Chief leaned back and smiled....
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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haskins Registered User User ID: 75994 09-28-2012 05:26 AM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
![[Image: 2uzug5x.jpg]](http://i41.tinypic.com/2uzug5x.jpg)
“You know, I told you people something a long time ago, and it's just as pertinent today as it was then. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”
Allan Arbus~ As Sidney Freedman
M.A.S.H. 4077
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 121899 09-28-2012 05:26 AM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
haskins Wrote:
touche bump for jorge cervantes
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 121899 09-28-2012 05:36 AM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
for the one starr cause you know its f*cking true. this whole shit debt, world markets, etc its f*cking bullshit and is designed to make people crazy cuase its f*cking bullshit, vote for obama, vote for romenyy who gives a f*ck, its f*cking stupid. CHIEF 2 EAGLES - hunt all day f*ck all night!
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pocahontas lop guest User ID: 119377 09-28-2012 05:50 AM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
LoP Guest Wrote:
for the one starr cause you know its f*cking true. this whole shit debt, world markets, etc its f*cking bullshit and is designed to make people crazy cuase its f*cking bullshit, vote for obama, vote for romenyy who gives a f*ck, its f*cking stupid. CHIEF 2 EAGLES - hunt all day f*ck all night!
Amerika, Fuk yeah?
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silversides Registered User User ID: 123918 09-28-2012 05:54 AM
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 121899 09-28-2012 05:56 AM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
pocahontas Wrote:LoP Guest Wrote:
for the one starr cause you know its f*cking true. this whole shit debt, world markets, etc its f*cking bullshit and is designed to make people crazy cuase its f*cking bullshit, vote for obama, vote for romenyy who gives a f*ck, its f*cking stupid. CHIEF 2 EAGLES - hunt all day f*ck all night!
Amerika, Fuk yeah?
ya know its not even about america or a state, america is great yeah whatever, whole thing is indians chiefs used to live to 100 years old, no medicine, no chemo, no CANCER, can you believe it? lol. just something went wrong when the western euro mindset conquered the world. everything went to shit. we are worrying about a welfare state, guess what chief eagle 2 eyes knew that everything is free, the land provides, human instinct provides. no need to conquer everything.
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 121899 09-28-2012 05:57 AM
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roadtoad Registered User User ID: 124008 09-28-2012 07:23 PM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
yeah, those italian and jewish actors were more than happy to make indians look like shit.
There never was any 'chief two feathers', that's a pile of b.s. as large as the altanta braves mascot, that looks more like a chicken, than a human, complete with the 'tomahawk chop'
Or 'the washington redskins' representing our nations capital.
Stereotypes you cure, mend the fiber of the world
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(This post was last modified: 09-28-2012 07:30 PM by roadtoad.)
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haskins Registered User User ID: 75994 09-28-2012 07:28 PM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
roadtoad Wrote:yeah, those italian and jewish actors were more than happy to make indians look like shit.
There never was any 'chief two feathers', that's a pile of b.s. as large as the altanta braves mascot, compor 'the washington redskins' representing our nations capital.
may not of been a real chief , who said this ever
but in concept , the saying is sound in a simplistic /sarcastic kinda way
and is pretty funny
![[Image: 2uzug5x.jpg]](http://i41.tinypic.com/2uzug5x.jpg)
“You know, I told you people something a long time ago, and it's just as pertinent today as it was then. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”
Allan Arbus~ As Sidney Freedman
M.A.S.H. 4077
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Richard Eldritch Hussar! User ID: 122071 09-28-2012 07:30 PM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
Yeah but they had the wrong sort of Indian restruant.
MORON LABIA
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Sunny Registered User User ID: 124010 09-28-2012 07:34 PM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
You can have it.
Being a female native American was no day at the park.
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haskins Registered User User ID: 75994 09-29-2012 12:21 AM
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RE: Chief Two Eagles
Sunny Wrote:You can have it.
Being a female native American was no day at the park.
ya'll give birth
ta most men...that alone makes being female period , not a walk in the park
![[Image: 2uzug5x.jpg]](http://i41.tinypic.com/2uzug5x.jpg)
“You know, I told you people something a long time ago, and it's just as pertinent today as it was then. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”
Allan Arbus~ As Sidney Freedman
M.A.S.H. 4077
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