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Crazy cat ladies
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-30-2014 08:33 AM)
How many cats does it take to be qualified as a crazy cat lady?

Cat ladies may in fact be reptilian spies!!
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OldKYShark  Wrote: (03-30-2014 08:54 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-30-2014 08:33 AM)
How many cats does it take to be qualified as a crazy cat lady?

As opposed to "How many posts on a lunatic fringe website does it take to be qualified as crazy?"

Well I'm here in bed with two cats, Thor, the white one is dry, but Porchy the black one just came in from the rain so it is like someone threw a wet mop on the bed! chuckle

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I guess it's the female equivalent of the fedora neckbeard who never bathes, the person who everyone looks down on and thinks "Thank God, I'm not that pathetic".

I'm not quite sure what it is about chicks that makes them want to obsessively collect cats. Rarely ever see a crazy man trying to ranch cats. I know I don't want to be covered in cat hair and cat Doh'mains. No way you can keep up with 30 cats pooping and peeing and shedding all the damn time.

Although, you know, it takes two (or thirty) to tango (or waltz) - why do the cats put up with it? The cats can't be exactly happy jammed into a house with 30 other cats. Cats are pretty independent, if they don't like something, they just leave.
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-30-2014 08:33 AM)
How many cats does it take to be qualified as a crazy cat lady?

just enough to get Tuberculosis....
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Why crazy? Because many are lonely, and some are very bitter. And then there are the bundles of cat "sunshine", that end up building a zoo. :)
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<whispers ... 3> two siamese and a shy red tabby

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Bad Rat  Wrote: (03-30-2014 08:49 AM)
It really doesn't matter how many cats a lady or a man has. The number of cats doesn't make the crazy cat lady. Is she crazy is the point. She might have two, or two dozen, but she is only a crazy cat lady if she herself is crazy. Do you have to wade through piles of cat feces to interview her in her armchair as she watches network TV in her living room? Does she spend more on food for the cats than on herself? Does she eat catfood herself?

These might be signs.
The bolded one is the only part you got really wrong - and I do mean really. One of the highest and alas rarest, virtues any miserable human can show you is the willingness to give the best of what they have to those they care for, those that depend upon them, first. If you make a distinction only on basis of particular species one belongs to for who should be considered worthy of this kindness, then it is you who doesn't deserve same.
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David in the High Desert  Wrote: (03-30-2014 08:37 AM)
My uncle had 27 when he died.

I am the inheritor of his literary estate.


doomed

Mine have extra toes also. Having thumbs increases the intelligence of a cat ten fold I swear doomed
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Frodgers  Wrote: (03-30-2014 08:38 AM)
I would rather a crazy cat lady than a crazy horse lady any day

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I say more than four and you are approaching CCL status

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