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Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner” <Merged>
Galaxy
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Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner” <Merged>
A new contest involving Nestlé candy bars makes the concept of a highly monitored police state fun and exciting…for idiots. The ominously titled “We Will Find You” contest places a tracking chip inside the “winning” candy bar, allowing the Nestlé HQ to track winners via satellite and to dispatch a team to give them their prize. The TV ad states:

Quote: “The bar will be equipped with a GPS signaling device. When activated, it will beam a signal into space via satellite and will return to earth. This will alert a secret control room who will scramble a crack team of highly trained individuals. They will board a helicopter, find the special bar and give the winner 10,000£.”

So, to sum up, winners of the contest are tracked and found by a swap team who “arrest” them as if they were terrorists or enemies of the state. However, instead of beating the crap out of them and sending them to undisclosed jails, they give them 10,000£. You see how a police state is fun? Friendly agents jump out of helicopter and give you money! It’s perfect!…until they’ll use the same techniques to beat the crap out of dissidents and send them to undisclosed jails.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2Lfgh1c4Q&

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The Lucky AC
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09-28-2012 11:45 AM

 



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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
Hiding
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The Evil AC
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09-28-2012 11:50 AM

 



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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
Just Programing the sheep into acceptance of the police state........
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evilolive
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09-28-2012 11:52 AM

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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
Just warming everyone up :/ Make it sound like it's an ok thing.
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09-28-2012 11:52 AM

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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
Brings a whole new meaning to 'chocolate chip'

doomed
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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
Estrella  Wrote:
Brings a whole new meaning to 'chocolate chip'

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Lmao
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Disturbed nli
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kickit RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
The Evil AC  Wrote:
Just Programing the sheep into acceptance of the police state........

Nope. It's just a clever publicity stunt that paranoid idiots like you read too much into because your all a bunch of neurotic mental degenerates.

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evilolive
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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
Disturbed nli  Wrote:
The Evil AC  Wrote:
Just Programing the sheep into acceptance of the police state........

Nope. It's just a clever publicity stunt that paranoid idiots like you read too much into because your all a bunch of neurotic mental degenerates.

Jptdknpa

Sarcasm, or do you require to answer why you are in this forum? Cheer
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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
Waiting for the first heart attack because a swat team surrounds ones house.

Wonder if they ring the doorbell politely or kick in the door.

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09-28-2012 12:31 PM

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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
Estrella  Wrote:
Brings a whole new meaning to 'chocolate chip'

doomed

JptdknpaJptdknpa

That is the sort of thing that I would have come up with!! Goodpost1

But on topic: I thought it was a bit creepy!

I wonder what it feels like to be a piece of cheese?!
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eclipsed
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09-28-2012 01:20 PM

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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
im certainly not going to buy any of those.
oh no.
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watch them swarm a landfill....
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09-28-2012 01:33 PM

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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
I remember (somewhere) something about this. TPTB gives incentives to the sheeple in exchange for money ie. 'you can win a billion quid for waivering your data protection act' or some shit like that.

People need the cash and gradually become desensitised to what these scams are all about. The same with TPTB wanting people to have bank accounts (practically mandatory now) and paying via mobile phones.
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Chawlee
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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
What if I eat it?

Are they gonna gather around my septic tank?
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RE: Creepy Nestlé “We Will Find You” Contest Uses Chip to Track “Winner”
Also I thought that putting foreign 'objects' in food was against the food regulation standards? unless the GPS is disguised as a bar beneath the wrapper.

In which case you can just sue Nestle for the sale of a false product.
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