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Creepy things children say to parents
noteye
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A list of the most chilling things children say to their parents has become a hit on the online-forum Reddit, gaining more than 10,000 comments in less than 24 hours.

Titled 'What is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?', most of the posts from the forum users - dubbed Redditors - concerned comments about death.

"I was tucking in my two-year-old," said user UnfortunateBirthMark. "He said 'Goodbye dad.' I said, 'No we say good night.' He said, 'I know. But this time it's goodbye."

"Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there," added the shocked parent.

User Like-I-was-sayin commented: "My three-year-old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for a while then turned and looked at me and said, 'Daddy, it's a monster we should bury it."

http://www.sott.net/article/261370-Creep...Reddit-hit
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noteye
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Creepy things children say to parents
Do you have any? I'm sure everyone here would love to hear them.
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Quote:Tom-Zarek recounted a disturbing tale from his own childhood. When he was three years old, his cat had given birth to still born kittens. "I asked my father if we could make crosses for them, which we did.

"As we were making them I asked, 'Aren't those too small?' my Dad replied, 'What do you mean?' to which I said 'Aren't we going to nail them to them?"

"After several moments silence my father said: 'We're not going to do that'."

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noteye
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This is not creepy, nor is it mine, but it's funny what kids say.

For amusement we would tie a hotdog to my 4-year-old sister's waist and the neighbor's dog would chase her around trying to get the hotdog and she would giggle and it was funny.

Well one day at the grocery store, as our neighbor is buying a pack of hotdogs my sister blurts out "ARE THOSE HOTDOGS FOR MY BUTT???"

chuckle
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A man tucks in his kid. A while later the kid wakes up with a nightmare and says he had a dream that grandma died. Man tucks him back in, says it was just a dream, nothing to worry about and go back to sleep.

Next day, grandma drops dead baking cookies.

A few weeks later, the little boy rousts his the man and his wife from their sleep, saying he had another nightmare. This time he has had a dream that his friend at school has died. The man tucks the boy back into bed, and assures him that it was just a dream and that there is nothing to worry about.

The next day administrators of the school send out a notice to parents that one of the students died of an illness the night before.

A few more weeks go by. The boy has another nightmare. This time he has dreamed that his father died. The man lays awake in bed the rest of the night. The next day, he is completely paranoid, and does everything as safely as possible. He has had no sleep, work was a mess, the drive to and from work utterly nerve-wracking. Finalyl when he does get home, he tells his wife about the awful day he has had.

She says "You think your day has been bad? I had to deal with paramedics and police and everything after the UPS man dropped dead on the front porch."
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Stay out of the attic or they will eat you.

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noteye
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one more....

Getting my two and a half year old daughter out of the bath one night, my wife and I were briefing her on how important it was she kept her privates clean. She casually replied "Oh, nobody 'scroofs' me there. They tried one night. They kicked the door in and tried but I fought back. I died and now I'm here." She said this like it was nothing.
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Zardoz  Wrote: (04-28-2013 12:46 AM)
Quote:Tom-Zarek recounted a disturbing tale from his own childhood. When he was three years old, his cat had given birth to still born kittens. "I asked my father if we could make crosses for them, which we did.

"As we were making them I asked, 'Aren't those too small?' my Dad replied, 'What do you mean?' to which I said 'Aren't we going to nail them to them?"

"After several moments silence my father said: 'We're not going to do that'."

Jptdknpa

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TheMadHatter
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Yes, I have one. My daughter woke one night crying and upset from a bad dream and she almost strangled me with hugs when I went into her. I asked what was wrong and she told me I had my foot pop right off and I was hurt and crying I asked which foot and she pointed to my right one.

She was right, when I was 10 weeks pregnant with her I had a very bad accident and almost lost my right foot, I had had surgery and pins and a long stay in hospital because i had also almost broken my neck too. It would seem that at the age of three she could remember the incident.
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Jackinthebox  Wrote: (04-28-2013 12:56 AM)
A man tucks in his kid. A while later the kid wakes up with a nightmare and says he had a dream that grandma died. Man tucks him back in, says it was just a dream, nothing to worry about and go back to sleep.

Next day, grandma drops dead baking cookies.

A few weeks later, the little boy rousts his the man and his wife from their sleep, saying he had another nightmare. This time he has had a dream that his friend at school has died. The man tucks the boy back into bed, and assures him that it was just a dream and that there is nothing to worry about.

The next day administrators of the school send out a notice to parents that one of the students died of an illness the night before.

A few more weeks go by. The boy has another nightmare. This time he has dreamed that his father died. The man lays awake in bed the rest of the night. The next day, he is completely paranoid, and does everything as safely as possible. He has had no sleep, work was a mess, the drive to and from work utterly nerve-wracking. Finalyl when he does get home, he tells his wife about the awful day he has had.

She says "You think your day has been bad? I had to deal with paramedics and police and everything after the UPS man dropped dead on the front porch."

Now that is funny.
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noteye  Wrote: (04-28-2013 12:45 AM)
Do you have any? I'm sure everyone here would love to hear them.

My parents made me mad once. I told them "Maybe you both should take turns sleeping at night. Or learn to sleep with one eye always open." They never made me mad ever again. chuckle
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A gal working at my kids' school scared me sightless once.
She had a 3-year-old and was complaining how the child had add, adhd, odd, on and on. As a teacher's aide in special ed, I was a bit skeptical and said placating things.
She said
"No, really it's bad; last week he was in a pool with me and said Mommy, I want to cut your neck and watch the blood go into the water."
I felt very sad for her!
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Jade
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I don't even know if this is creepy really... But once, when asked what was my favorite color, I said red. (Still is to this day, along with black)
When asked why however, I said it was because it was the color of tomatoes and blood. Anon

I am really getting a kick out of all of these... Most are just funny but some truly are creepy... I am fascinated that there are quite a few of these kids that seem to be seeing "dead people"

Quote:Why are you crying?

"Bad man"

What bad man?

"There." Points behind me at a dark corner of the room

Lamp on bookshelf next to said darkened corner falls off as soon as I turn to look.

She slept in our bed that night

Quote:While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door. She kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, "the man." To which I replied, "what man?" She then pointed at the closet and said, "the man with the snake neck." I turn around and nothing was there. I'm afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet. At least she wasn't scared.

Quote:I was tucking my 3-year-old son into bed and asking what was his favorite part of the day... Son: "It was playing with that man." Me: "What man?" Son: "THAT man" <points to empty corner of his bedroom...which is on the upstairs floor of our old house>

There are more, but enough examples...

One guy commented that maybe imaginary friends are actually dead people.
It has always been said that children and animals are very sensitive to seeing or interacting with spirits.... So let's say that imaginary friends are spirits... It is kind of sad then, that as adults, we eventually sit kids down and explain that they are not real... etc... Essentially making the child close the veil that was once open for them. Just a thought...

Quote:After reading through most of these, I have come to the conclusion that imaginary friends are in fact, dead people.



Also a few that seem to be commenting on past lives:

Quote:"Before I was born here, I had a sister, right? Her and my other Mom are so old now. They were ok when the car was on fire, but I sure wasn't!"

He was maybe 5 or 6 years old? It was totally out of the blue..

Quote:Getting my two and a half year old daughter out of the bath one night, my wife and I were briefing her on how important it was she kept her privates clean. She casually replied "Oh, nobody 'scroofs' me there. They tried one night. They kicked the door in and tried but I fought back. I died and now I'm here." She said this like it was nothing.

Quote:When I was a little girl I lost my shit when I saw some guy at the grocery store, it was unusual because I was generally quiet and well behaved. I never had to be taken out of somewhere for misbehaving, but we had to leave the store. When my mom asked what was wrong when we got in the car, I told her he took me away from my first mom and hid me under his floor and made me sleep for a long time until I woke up with my new mom. I then refused to sit in the seat of the car on the ride home, but insisted on cowering under the dash board so he couldn't take me again. It freaked her the f*#k out, as she is definitely my biological mother so obviously my "first" mom.

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