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**Astrochik** · (This post was last modified: 08-07-2012 10:54 PM by Astrochik.)

http://www.halfpasthuman.com/daspapiern.html

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Quote:i shit you not. Some nutter fascist Thurston County commissioner (acting for Agenda 21 at the local level here in WA State) has decided that before citizens can throw away their trash, or recycling, they must present their identity papers.

i shit you not.

So, i had, on the spot, early on a Monday morning, after a terrible weekend with no sleep, to decide how to respond. The way my brain saw it at the time, there were 3/three basic options: i could comply (nope, that did not feel right); or i could fight it, which of course meant NOT dumping the trash, and probably would lead to me being involved with politics trying to defeat the retarded politician county commissioner dumb enough to put his name to this 'papers to dump trash policy', and, also given the touchy state of the militarized police.....; or, option 3.

It was option 3 that i chose....to scam the system.

Actually i was pretty proud of my poor brain for coming up with it...but what i did was to claim 'federal protected class' status....

"sorry, i am illegal, and have no driver's license". The idea was to have one part of the system now dealing with another.

"ok", said the Land Fill employee. "But i have to fill in something here to let your truck get by, so what's your name?".

"Barak Rodrigues".

He did not bat an eye, and typed it in.

"Address?" he asked?

"Don't got one. Homeless".

"Ok, fine" he said, and passed my truck on through.

Today's drive to the landfill changed everything about the USA for me.

Das papierien, bitte!

*****

Oh, and if you had been wondering....now we know...it is too late to get out.

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**Strategos**

That is a very interesting strategy for dealing with the system.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 89825 08-07-2012 02:31 AM

It is a felony to give a fake name,and you go to fema camp for summer. Anon

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 100440 08-07-2012 07:17 AM

You were in blue group, but you just got transferred to the red group. The blue group is dispose of later, the red group is dispose of NOW!

**RegisteredLOPGuest**

"Die Papiere bitte!"

**steelwidow**

We already covered this but here's the link to join the topics...

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**Astrochik**

steelwidow Wrote:

We already covered this but here's the link to join the topics...

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looks like your thread got more attention so you go with it...

I didn't post that it was from clif in the title because it attracts the trolls like you wouldn't believe!

Welcome to the forum!

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**Onthehook** lop guest User ID: 67797 08-07-2012 07:41 PM

Just get a plastic fifty five gallon drum, fill it with water, then let it drain as you empty your garbage at the dump, my stupid tree service friend cracks me up, ha ha

**OOps** lop guest User ID: 67797 08-07-2012 07:44 PM

Don't do that, I think he was selling scrap steel.

**Onthehook** lop guest User ID: 67797 08-07-2012 07:45 PM

Ask if you can use the hose to wash out your bed and fill it up instead

**Astrochik**

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 112748 08-07-2012 11:01 PM

Astrochik Wrote:

steelwidow Wrote:
We already covered this but here's the link to join the topics...

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I didn't post that it was from clif in the title because it attracts the trolls like you wouldn't believe!

Sigh.....