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**Florp Flirp Flarp** lop guest User ID: 76899 02-05-2012 04:25 AM

Do gargoyles lay eggs and then hatch from them or do they just pop out of the female gargoyle's leathery cooter?

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Florp Flirp Flarp Wrote:

Do gargoyles lay eggs and then hatch from them or do they just pop out of the female gargoyle's leathery cooter?

no

**The Evil AC** I am not a number!!! User ID: 666 02-05-2012 04:31 AM

They are born in the bloodline of slaves.

**ID Rick**

They come out of Obamaite asses. Jhikpghf

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 76890 02-05-2012 04:40 AM

You should direct your inquiry to the Rothschilds.

**Crawdad Johnson** lop guest User ID: 76904 02-05-2012 05:13 AM

My swankiest pair of boots is made of genuine gargoyle cooter leather!

**The Evil AC** I am not a number!!! User ID: 666 02-05-2012 05:29 AM

Florp Flirp Flarp Wrote:

Do gargoyles lay eggs and then hatch from them or do they just pop out of the female gargoyle's leathery cooter?

I heard they are born anally.... Ertairak

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Kz6G8174w

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 76839 02-05-2012 05:36 AM

Florp Flirp Flarp Wrote:

Do gargoyles lay eggs and then hatch from them or do they just pop out of the female gargoyle's leathery cooter?

You bought a Gargoyle egg on ebay I bet didn't you? Lmao

You should have researched it first. Everyone knows that a gargoyle is pulled kicking and screaming from out of the rotten-crotch of harpies. Cheer

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 76839 02-05-2012 05:38 AM

][nƒ³RnªL Wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Kz6G8174w

I remember watching that when it came out! Remember Grayson Hall? Horrible actress from Dark Shadows? Lmao

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LoP Guest Wrote:

I remember watching that when it came out! Remember Grayson Hall? Horrible actress from Dark Shadows?

Yea, ][ watched that when ][ was a kid. Back then you didn't get the leading lady part for your brains,.... it was a little further south. ]-[3]-[

HEY WAIT! It's still that way! Rofl

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 44401 02-05-2012 06:40 AM

this forum used to dwell on the fringes of sanity until OP's question blasted through to the realm of the insane. OP your question has pushed frontiers of insanity to a whole new zenith. Fycking insane lool

yes they do hatch from eggs

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Therefore God did not enter into an argument with the serpent, but straightway decreed the following ten punishments: The mouth of the serpent was closed, and his power of speech taken away; his hands and feet were hacked off; the earth was given him as food; he must suffer great pain in sloughing his skin; enmity is to exist between him and man; if he eats the choicest viands, or drinks the sweetest beverages, they all change to dust in his mouth; the pregnancy of the female serpent lasts seven years; men shall seek to kill him as soon as they catch sight of him; even in the future world, where all beings will be blessed, he will not escape the punishment decreed for him; he will vanish from out of the holy land if Israel walks in the ways of the God". (The Other Bible, Haggadah, pg., 36 ISBN: 0-06-250030-9)

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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 76919 02-05-2012 08:17 AM

most of the gargoyles Ive seen came directly out of a woman I was dating

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 76931 02-05-2012 10:12 AM