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Do not watch "Melancholia"
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03-31-2012 04:24 PM

 



Post: #1
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We strongly suggest you do not watch this awful movie. We made the mistake of doing so last night.

Worst movie with the most depressing feeling after.

It’s about a super rich family (mansion with own private 18 hole golf course and lake and horses) who are unbelievably nuts, dysfunctional and awful to each other. A planet called “Melancholia” comes in and smashes into the earth and kills everyone.
The whole movie is filmed on the estate.

The only thing that allowed me to disconnect from this travesty was the realization of what it is – a temper tantrum on behalf of the makers of the movie – they know it’s coming and can’t do anything about it.

So they are having a tantrum and saying things like “earth is evil” and “I hate marriage” etc. etc. to try and make themselves feel better about the coming doom. Hey, they even mention the "doomsayers" on the movie.


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03-31-2012 04:25 PM

 



Post: #2
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
Reverse psychology?
Ohio Dude
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03-31-2012 04:28 PM

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Post: #3
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
prophetic?
Shakey1
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03-31-2012 04:28 PM

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Post: #4
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
I got drunk as shit and watched this and loved it. I also think Lars von Trier (the director) is as Illuminati as the day is long, and the atheistic agenda was pretty strong in the script.
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03-31-2012 04:31 PM

 



Post: #5
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
Reading the one star reviews on amazong this one stands out:

Being around depressed people is truly depressing - choosing to watch them for entertainment value is insane and not in the least entertaining or rewarding. Do you really want to spend over 2 hours watching someone be depressed?

(Actually, she wasn't just depressed. She was insane).
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03-31-2012 04:44 PM

 



Post: #6
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
one reviewer wrote;

Melancholia takes great pleasure in distressing its audience with ugly, harrowing imagery and behavior, but, more often that not, Von Trier's film is an exhibition of life's beauty and the shame it would be to watch it burn.

other's wrote of it 'haunting them for days' , VT was incredibly insightful and truthful and some remarked of the beautiful images and cinematography.

and some said it was crap and wanted their money back chuckle
aetheorist
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03-31-2012 04:45 PM

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Post: #7
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
the visual effects with the planet were cool but otherwise i didn't get much out of it. wife liked it.

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03-31-2012 04:47 PM

 



Post: #8
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
Warning  Wrote: (03-31-2012 04:24 PM)
We strongly suggest you do not watch this awful movie. We made the mistake of doing so last night.

I watched it two nights ago.

OMG, it sucked. I kept wondering "Why did they make this? Who wrote this?"

I can only guess that it was some kind of tax write-off scheme for the diretor's vacation in Sweden.
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Post: #9
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-31-2012 04:44 PM)
and some said it was crap and wanted their money back chuckle

I didn't want my $1 back.

I wanted somebody executed.
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03-31-2012 04:53 PM

 



Post: #10
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-31-2012 04:48 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-31-2012 04:44 PM)
and some said it was crap and wanted their money back chuckle

I didn't want my $1 back.

I wanted somebody executed.
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03-31-2012 04:55 PM

 



Post: #11
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
so basically i should sneak in and watch it drunk.
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03-31-2012 05:01 PM

 



Post: #12
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-31-2012 04:55 PM)
so basically i should sneak in and watch it drunk.

I WAS drunk.

OMG, it sucked so badly
I was sober before it ended.
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03-31-2012 05:03 PM

 



Post: #13
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
Even LSD can't improve this movie
because you'll still be sitting there
wondering

"what the f*#k is happening to me?"

anyway.
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03-31-2012 05:06 PM

 



Post: #14
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-31-2012 04:48 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-31-2012 04:44 PM)
and some said it was crap and wanted their money back chuckle

I didn't want my $1 back.

I wanted somebody executed.

Jptdknpa

hear hear!
I want my 2 hours of LIFE back!

Still recovering today.
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03-31-2012 05:11 PM

 



Post: #15
RE: Do not watch "Melancholia"
I didnt think it was bad, I drifted in and out of sleep though a few times. There are at least two things worth seeing in this movie....
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