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**Morty** lop guest User ID: 124825 10-04-2012 01:01 PM

The question might look silly but many people have a genuine fear of their future embalmer so i just want to know what do you fear about him?

a) I fear he play some prank on my corpse.

b) I fear he might play with my wiener(wussie).

c) I fear he might stick a carrot in my butt.

d) I fear he make me look like a drag queen.

e) I fear he forgot washing his hands before.

f) I fear formaldehyde might burn me.

**evo**

Don't give a crap, I'll be dead.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 124825 10-04-2012 01:03 PM

evo Wrote:

Don't give a crap, I'll be dead.

Maybe dead doesn't mean unconscious ever thought about it ? chuckle

**evo**

LoP Guest Wrote:

evo Wrote:
Don't give a crap, I'll be dead.

Maybe dead doesn't mean unconscious ever thought about it ?

I have, and it does.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 124825 10-04-2012 01:05 PM

evo Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
evo Wrote:
Don't give a crap, I'll be dead.

Maybe dead doesn't mean unconscious ever thought about it ?

I have, and it does.

Maybe you didn't stayed dead long enough to wake up! chuckle

**evilolive** · (This post was last modified: 10-04-2012 01:07 PM by evilolive.)

Who cares what I look like before I get turned into dirt. f*ck embalmers. Preserving people should be illegal for the amount of waste it causes. Why don't we use that money from mahogany cases on living people.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 124825 10-04-2012 01:07 PM

Also maybe in the next couple of months there will be no more embalmers to do the job and it will become the most epic rot fest of the human history!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 124825 10-04-2012 01:08 PM

evilolive Wrote:

Who cares what I look like before I get turned into dirt. f*ck embalmers. Preserving people should be illegal for the amount of waste it causes. Why don't we use that money from mahogany cases on living people.

You are right i am also against the poison they put inside body's.

**Camborg80-Trey**

evo Wrote:

Don't give a crap, I'll be dead.

On the f*cking money.

I could give a shit less what happens if I die. I did ask my parents for only 2 requests though:

A) It not held in a church or carrying any religious connotations.

B) An open bar for all attendees

It really doesn't bother me if either of these don't end up happening. I'll either be forever dead or continuing my next journey, whatever that may entail, and I really won't give a shit what goes on for me posthumously.