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Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
Uncle Alyosha
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07-24-2012 12:18 AM

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Post: #1
banana Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
These are why:
1. I might get mad at the world suddenly and go on a shooting rampage.
2. I might do something stupid like shooting myself in the leg.
3. I have shaky hands in general.
4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.
5. I can't hide things well and my wife might find it and get mad at me and...
6. Or my kids might find it...
7. Did I mention I might get mad?
8. If election season is at hand, there is no 'might' about getting mad...
9. If I get bad service at some restaurant...but then again I never go out to eat because my wife cooks well...not to mention the $$$s.
10. Jesus would not carry a handgun. He'd say it's better to die...as the body is not as important as our eternal spirits.

So you gun lovers - keep your freedoms, but watch out - because people who shouldn't ever have guns will be among your ranks.
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Darkzen
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07-24-2012 12:32 AM

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RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
Uncle Alyosha  Wrote:
These are why:
1. I might get mad at the world suddenly and go on a shooting rampage.
2. I might do something stupid like shooting myself in the leg.
3. I have shaky hands in general.
4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.
5. I can't hide things well and my wife might find it and get mad at me and...
6. Or my kids might find it...
7. Did I mention I might get mad?
8. If election season is at hand, there is no 'might' about getting mad...
9. If I get bad service at some restaurant...but then again I never go out to eat because my wife cooks well...not to mention the $$$s.
10. Jesus would not carry a handgun. He'd say it's better to die...as the body is not as important as our eternal spirits.

So you gun lovers - keep your freedoms, but watch out - because people who shouldn't ever have guns will be among your ranks.

Yes.. you are right...there are those who shouldn't have guns... and you are one of them.

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07-24-2012 12:32 AM

 



Post: #3
RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
then again if you had one that night in the theater you could have saved lives
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Uncle Alyosha
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07-24-2012 12:34 AM

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RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
Thanks for your lack of confidence in me. I'll hold off my trip to the gun depot.
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07-24-2012 12:35 AM

 



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RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
Darkzen  Wrote:
Uncle Alyosha  Wrote:
These are why:
1. I might get mad at the world suddenly and go on a shooting rampage.
2. I might do something stupid like shooting myself in the leg.
3. I have shaky hands in general.
4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.
5. I can't hide things well and my wife might find it and get mad at me and...
6. Or my kids might find it...
7. Did I mention I might get mad?
8. If election season is at hand, there is no 'might' about getting mad...
9. If I get bad service at some restaurant...but then again I never go out to eat because my wife cooks well...not to mention the $$$s.
10. Jesus would not carry a handgun. He'd say it's better to die...as the body is not as important as our eternal spirits.

So you gun lovers - keep your freedoms, but watch out - because people who shouldn't ever have guns will be among your ranks.

Yes.. you are right...there are those who shouldn't have guns... and you are one of them.


exactly.... op is a professional victim.
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DirtyAnnie
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07-24-2012 12:38 AM

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RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
I had some new neighbors at a time who played really bad, really loud music at 4:00 am in a apt. building, If I owned a gun I would have started shooting through the f*cking wall- Period. I'm too crazy to own a gun....
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Uncle Alyosha
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07-24-2012 12:38 AM

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RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
LoP Guest  Wrote:
then again if you had one that night in the theater you could have saved lives

With shaky hands? Please. And with all those heads bobbing up and down - I'd miss my target... And someone would tell the cops I was shooting... No...no...
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Uncle Alyosha
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07-24-2012 12:44 AM

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RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
DirtyAnnie  Wrote:
I had some new neighbors at a time who played really bad, really loud music at 4:00 am in a apt. building, If I owned a gun I would have started shooting through the f*cking wall- Period. I'm too crazy to own a gun....

Many of us are too crazy...
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07-24-2012 12:45 AM

 



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RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
Uncle Alyosha  Wrote:
These are why:

4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.

I loled
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07-24-2012 12:45 AM

 



Post: #10
RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Uncle Alyosha  Wrote:
These are why:

4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.

I loled

Which BTW OP thanks for knowing who the real enemies of the people are.
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07-24-2012 12:47 AM

 



Post: #11
RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
Fine be a dead sheeple.....

meanwhile I'm debating between Glock and M&P
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Mike
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07-24-2012 12:50 AM

 



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RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
OP almost convinced me to actually offer up some kind of pro-gun retort to their trolling post... almost! Really!
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07-24-2012 01:04 AM

 



Post: #13
RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
Uncle Alyosha  Wrote:
These are why:
1. I might get mad at the world suddenly and go on a shooting rampage.
2. I might do something stupid like shooting myself in the leg.
3. I have shaky hands in general.
4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.
5. I can't hide things well and my wife might find it and get mad at me and...
6. Or my kids might find it...
7. Did I mention I might get mad?
8. If election season is at hand, there is no 'might' about getting mad...
9. If I get bad service at some restaurant...but then again I never go out to eat because my wife cooks well...not to mention the $$$s.
10. Jesus would not carry a handgun. He'd say it's better to die...as the body is not as important as our eternal spirits.

So you gun lovers - keep your freedoms, but watch out - because people who shouldn't ever have guns will be among your ranks.

Jhikpghf
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Uncle Alyosha
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07-24-2012 01:05 AM

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RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
Mike  Wrote:
OP almost convinced me to actually offer up some kind of pro-gun retort to their trolling post... almost! Really!


Don't get it. Who's trolling?
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07-24-2012 01:09 AM

 



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RE: Don't let me EVER have a handgun!
Uncle Alyosha  Wrote:
So you gun lovers - keep your freedoms, but watch out - because people who shouldn't ever have guns will be among your ranks.

Not trolling so much as a warning. Not a threat, and not fearmongering, just a warning. Its true, isn't it?
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