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**Uncle Alyosha**

These are why:
1. I might get mad at the world suddenly and go on a shooting rampage.
2. I might do something stupid like shooting myself in the leg.
3. I have shaky hands in general.
4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.
5. I can't hide things well and my wife might find it and get mad at me and...
6. Or my kids might find it...
7. Did I mention I might get mad?
8. If election season is at hand, there is no 'might' about getting mad...
9. If I get bad service at some restaurant...but then again I never go out to eat because my wife cooks well...not to mention the $$$s.
10. Jesus would not carry a handgun. He'd say it's better to die...as the body is not as important as our eternal spirits.

So you gun lovers - keep your freedoms, but watch out - because people who shouldn't ever have guns will be among your ranks.

**Darkzen**

Uncle Alyosha Wrote:

These are why:
1. I might get mad at the world suddenly and go on a shooting rampage.
2. I might do something stupid like shooting myself in the leg.
3. I have shaky hands in general.
4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.
5. I can't hide things well and my wife might find it and get mad at me and...
6. Or my kids might find it...
7. Did I mention I might get mad?
8. If election season is at hand, there is no 'might' about getting mad...
9. If I get bad service at some restaurant...but then again I never go out to eat because my wife cooks well...not to mention the $$$s.
10. Jesus would not carry a handgun. He'd say it's better to die...as the body is not as important as our eternal spirits.

So you gun lovers - keep your freedoms, but watch out - because people who shouldn't ever have guns will be among your ranks.

Yes.. you are right...there are those who shouldn't have guns... and you are one of them.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 108643 07-24-2012 12:32 AM

then again if you had one that night in the theater you could have saved lives

**Uncle Alyosha**

Thanks for your lack of confidence in me. I'll hold off my trip to the gun depot.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 108764 07-24-2012 12:35 AM

Darkzen Wrote:

Uncle Alyosha Wrote:
These are why:
1. I might get mad at the world suddenly and go on a shooting rampage.
2. I might do something stupid like shooting myself in the leg.
3. I have shaky hands in general.
4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.
5. I can't hide things well and my wife might find it and get mad at me and...
6. Or my kids might find it...
7. Did I mention I might get mad?
8. If election season is at hand, there is no 'might' about getting mad...
9. If I get bad service at some restaurant...but then again I never go out to eat because my wife cooks well...not to mention the $$$s.
10. Jesus would not carry a handgun. He'd say it's better to die...as the body is not as important as our eternal spirits.

So you gun lovers - keep your freedoms, but watch out - because people who shouldn't ever have guns will be among your ranks.

Yes.. you are right...there are those who shouldn't have guns... and you are one of them.

exactly.... op is a professional victim.

**DirtyAnnie** · (This post was last modified: 07-24-2012 12:39 AM by DirtyAnnie.)

I had some new neighbors at a time who played really bad, really loud music at 4:00 am in a apt. building, If I owned a gun I would have started shooting through the f*cking wall- Period. I'm too crazy to own a gun....

**Uncle Alyosha**

LoP Guest Wrote:

then again if you had one that night in the theater you could have saved lives

With shaky hands? Please. And with all those heads bobbing up and down - I'd miss my target... And someone would tell the cops I was shooting... No...no...

**Uncle Alyosha**

DirtyAnnie Wrote:

I had some new neighbors at a time who played really bad, really loud music at 4:00 am in a apt. building, If I owned a gun I would have started shooting through the f*cking wall- Period. I'm too crazy to own a gun....

Many of us are too crazy...

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 110090 07-24-2012 12:45 AM

Uncle Alyosha Wrote:

These are why:

4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.

I loled

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 110090 07-24-2012 12:45 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

Uncle Alyosha Wrote:
These are why:

4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.

I loled

Which BTW OP thanks for knowing who the real enemies of the people are.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 62396 07-24-2012 12:47 AM

Fine be a dead sheeple.....

meanwhile I'm debating between Glock and M&P

**Mike** lop guest User ID: 105339 07-24-2012 12:50 AM

OP almost convinced me to actually offer up some kind of pro-gun retort to their trolling post... almost! Really!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 58637 07-24-2012 01:04 AM

Uncle Alyosha Wrote:

These are why:
1. I might get mad at the world suddenly and go on a shooting rampage.
2. I might do something stupid like shooting myself in the leg.
3. I have shaky hands in general.
4. A politician, banker, health insurance CEO or some other scum might get too close to me and I can't be held responsible for my heroic actions.
5. I can't hide things well and my wife might find it and get mad at me and...
6. Or my kids might find it...
7. Did I mention I might get mad?
8. If election season is at hand, there is no 'might' about getting mad...
9. If I get bad service at some restaurant...but then again I never go out to eat because my wife cooks well...not to mention the $$$s.
10. Jesus would not carry a handgun. He'd say it's better to die...as the body is not as important as our eternal spirits.

So you gun lovers - keep your freedoms, but watch out - because people who shouldn't ever have guns will be among your ranks.

**Uncle Alyosha**

Mike Wrote:

OP almost convinced me to actually offer up some kind of pro-gun retort to their trolling post... almost! Really!

Don't get it. Who's trolling?

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 58637 07-24-2012 01:09 AM

Uncle Alyosha Wrote:

So you gun lovers - keep your freedoms, but watch out - because people who shouldn't ever have guns will be among your ranks.

Not trolling so much as a warning. Not a threat, and not fearmongering, just a warning. Its true, isn't it?