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Election's Top Issue: Whether or Not to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
Zardoz
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10-04-2012 06:00 AM

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Post: #1
Election's Top Issue: Whether or Not to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
Quote:Mitt Romney just made the shrewdest move of the entire campaign so far. You probably heard about his highly publicized trip to a Chipotle, where he took the kind of picture that wins our hearts, if not elections ...
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Yep, that's a Chipotle!

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The winner, for the record.

... people seem to have missed the strategic masterstroke found in this quote from Romney:

"I usually get the burrito. I think I'll go for the bowl today. That's a good idea."

Holy shit, Mitt, stop being modest. That's not a "good" idea, it's a great idea. In fact, it's an idea that helped Mitt Romney just narrowly avoid a campaign trail disaster that has befallen so many politicians before. We're speaking, of course, about eating food that kind of looks like a dick.

For example, Barack Obama eats more hot dogs ...
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Fantastic Pics:

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/elect...aped-food/ [/size]

WTF is a "Lilly Wave"?
http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Lilly-Wa...id=4168561
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Zardoz
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10-04-2012 06:08 AM

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RE: Election's Top Issue: Whether or Not to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
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WTF is a "Lilly Wave"?
http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Lilly-Wa...id=4168561
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10-04-2012 06:13 AM

 



Post: #3
RE: Election's Top Issue: Whether or Not to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
i really like the bachmann corndog pic, the way she stretches those jew dsl's over that fat weiner coated with gmo corny goodness really makes my corndog stand on end
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Michael Alan Keith
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10-04-2012 06:13 AM

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RE: Election's Top Issue: Whether or Not to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
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Zardoz
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10-04-2012 06:21 AM

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RE: Election's Top Issue: Whether or Not to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
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HILLARY CLINTON was seen (and photographed) eating a hot dog and ice cream drumstick during this election season but a wag has also suggested that Hillary and Obama have a hot dog eating contest, rather than a bowl off...

More:
http://presidentialwiener.blogspot.com/2...ueens.html

WTF is a "Lilly Wave"?
http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Lilly-Wa...id=4168561
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Zardoz
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10-04-2012 06:24 AM

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RE: Election's Top Issue: Whether or Not to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
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Jptdknpa

WTF is a "Lilly Wave"?
http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Lilly-Wa...id=4168561
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Zardoz
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10-04-2012 06:30 AM

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RE: Election's Top Issue: Whether or Not to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
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WTF is a "Lilly Wave"?
http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Lilly-Wa...id=4168561
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