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**Timetorun**

Coolchick Wrote:

Timetorun Wrote:
I can imagine that the OP will not be abused too badly over this failed thread, as she's a hot blond. Hot blonds seem to get free passes to do whatever they want.

except from sarastic little male rodents of course

You think I'm sarcastic? I was merely speaking what others leave unspoken...

chuckle

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 141778 02-07-2013 06:10 PM

I need full contact with an Earth Being
I came here because I heard Earth Girls are easy
But I guess just like the infection on my home planet they want more then just a lonely alien
Im here to find the root of the virus
Unfortunately my orb spaceship broke down
I have to aquire a job now to buy parts on the universal spacestation blackmarket
The aliens where already here
Your planet is nice but I miss home
I hope to find home somewhere even here
I actually left my planet because I didnt want to work but just dream about earth women
They called me a human lover a lazy embarassing pathetic loser being
Now im here and hear the same

At least im alive I think
No place like home
Whereever that is

I always wondered how you fit a bride in an envelope after browsing this catalog.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 153245 02-22-2013 01:09 AM

**Timetorun**

Nice FAIL thread. chuckle

**Celestialguardian**

Everyone has a skeleton or two in the cupboard, .... Dem bones dem bones dem Dry bones, Dem bones dem bones dem dry bones ... Lmao

It was fun whilst it lasted aye Heartflowers

**dig**

Ops, forgot to mention I made full contact on this very date.
Sorry I got so caught up in the whole space suit, flying to other planets thing, I didn't have time to get back to you all till now.

Op was right!

**xenoverse**

16 pages and nobody has posted video of the ufo at the olympics

well here you go

**Timetorun**

Being that I'm a mere mortal and don't imagine that I know a lot, I'll check out everything, especially when it comes to new and fantastic things. However, when people start posting dates, they are never right and that just makes me wanna f*ck with them.

chuckle

**Celestialguardian**

xenoverse Wrote:

16 pages and nobody has posted video of the ufo at the olympics

well here you go

I have you on my Kiss list, and I'm upgrading it to a hug level too! Heartflowers

**Celestialguardian**

Timetorun Wrote:

Being that I'm a mere mortal and don't imagine that I know a lot, I'll check out everything, especially when it comes to new and fantastic things. However, when people start posting dates, they are never right and that just makes me wanna f*ck with them.

Sorry love, maybe if I was single and met you in the bar after a few loose drinks, you just might of got lucky with humour like that Lmao

**Timetorun**

Celestialguardian Wrote:

Timetorun Wrote:
Being that I'm a mere mortal and don't imagine that I know a lot, I'll check out everything, especially when it comes to new and fantastic things. However, when people start posting dates, they are never right and that just makes me wanna f*ck with them.

Sorry love, maybe if I was single and met you in the bar after a few loose drinks, you just might of got lucky with humour like that