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**TurtleCreeWoman**

This has to be the biggest armadillo I have ever seen. Now they claim this is a Alien so I will go with that, but is it a fake?, I sure is odd for sure. We have Hogzilla so is this not possible?. Now look at his claws, how many ants a day does it take to feed this thing.

How did they get it to stay upright for photo ops LOL

http://con-w.com/2012/08/23/giant-alien-...tan-video/

ok now I know it got a lot of red line on youtube, but come on folks, I have drank a few shiners in the Hill Country of Texas and its a fact, the big Armadillos will come for the last beer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgGTwOITz...r_embedded

Now it is possible that this big guy got Fukushimaed so if more Giant type animals start creeping around on Saturday night, you have been warned.

**pingu**

Was it Gay...Based on the music and if so i think Pakis intollerance to Gay Armadillos deserves them every drone strike america rains down upon their sorry Paki faces.

**ALLCAPSNAME** · **ALLCAPSNAME** RIP Shaft User ID: 60171 08-25-2012 06:49 PM **Posts: 8,111**

Coincidentally this was posted late last night

http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-As-The-W...th-Gunshot

Over the past couple years more and more of these "alien" creature threads have been appearing, I'm pretty sure it's to condition us to believe Darwin truly f*cked up in his collection of species.

**/sigh** lop guest User ID: 63168 08-25-2012 06:49 PM

With that tongue and face i would say....
A Giant anteater
Case Closed
Ignorant people pick up a god damned book once in a while

**wtf?** lop guest User ID: 63168 08-25-2012 06:50 PM

/sigh Wrote:

With that tongue and face i would say....
A Giant anteater
Case Closed
Ignorant people pick up a god damned book once in a while

wait anteaters are furry.....

**ALLCAPSNAME** · **ALLCAPSNAME** RIP Shaft User ID: 60171 08-25-2012 06:51 PM **Posts: 8,111**

5 stars TCW, good thread.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 107891 08-25-2012 06:52 PM

It really is a Giant armadillo.

**huzzah** lop guest User ID: 63168 08-25-2012 06:52 PM

wtf? Wrote:

/sigh Wrote:
With that tongue and face i would say....
A Giant anteater
Case Closed
Ignorant people pick up a god damned book once in a while

wait anteaters are furry.....

Do armadillos have anteater like tongues?

Ah never mind i found it
Called a Pangolin or scaly anteater
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangolin

**Zardoz**

Wow!

**Your Mom** lop guest User ID: 48384 08-25-2012 07:05 PM

According to Wiki, FWIW, pangolins grow to between 30 cm and 1m. This is considerably larger than that! However, it does look like a giant pangolin!

**spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ** · (This post was last modified: 08-25-2012 07:18 PM by spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ.)

huzzah Wrote:

wtf? Wrote:
/sigh Wrote:
With that tongue and face i would say....
A Giant anteater
Case Closed
Ignorant people pick up a god damned book once in a while

wait anteaters are furry.....

Do armadillos have anteater like tongues?

Ah never mind i found it
Called a Pangolin or scaly anteater
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangolin

The size of pangolins varies by species, ranging from 30 to 100 centimetres (12 to 39 in).

no way they grow that big..
Giant anteaters however can be 5.97–7.12 ft ...but they look nothing like that and live in south america
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_anteater
Gian armadillo can be (30–39 in), with the tail adding another 50 cm (20 in) but are also only found in south america
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_armadillo

so wtf?
chuckle

by the way that video is crap

**spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ** · (This post was last modified: 08-25-2012 07:22 PM by spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ.)

is that a ring through it's nose?

**TurtleCreeWoman**

I have had a mountain lion come through my camp one night and I didnt flinch. Now if I seen this thing roaming through I would totally freak. Whatever it is if it has freak value in my mind its just to cool.

I always check for the genitals on these photos. The fact that its jewels are that big would scare any red blooded American Woman in the woods!.

Note the attacks of huge buck when to much of the female hormones are on them, I do mean the stuff they buy at the Hunting Red Neck stores lol.

**TurtleCreeWoman**

spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ Wrote:

is that a ring through it's nose?

Yah I seen that, like how they did in the old days, put a ring in a bulls nostril. Once years ago while waiting for the old man to talk biz with a local rancher I was looking at his prize Brahma Bull, said he sold his sperm for huge bucks, hmm bucks.

Well anyway I am not ignorant yet I was in my twentys. He looked sad and a bit skinny to me. Nothing there to eat he had his head hung low as I talked to him. I pulled up some greens (grass still alive) and got me a pile up then let myself in to go feed him. He was eating out of my hand, how sad, he should of been stomping but woman can get away with this stuff you know. The old man called to me he was ready to go. Later he said it was all he could do to keep the rancher from shouting as he was scared at any min I would get butted big time. Not wanting to startle us ol Kirby thought better of shouting. He followed me to the fence to say good bye.

**spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ** · (This post was last modified: 08-25-2012 07:36 PM by spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ.)

I suspect what ever it is is being held up to the camera by another kid behind the creature standing next to the visible kid , the man is further away than it appears and is quite short messing with the perspective and making the creature look a lot bigger that it really is..

as for it's genitals... they almost look photshop manipulation with a clone or blur tool or both...

I hope some more pictures of it turn up