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Harry Reid Arrested for DWI, Resisting Arrest While Naked
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Harry Reid Arrested for DWI, Resisting Arrest While Naked

LAS VEGAS (TPC) Harry Mason Reid, "cowboy poet" who is known to his fans as the Senate Majority Leader, was lying in the middle of the road with no car in sight when another driver spotted him and called 911, according to a recording released Thursday. Officials said Reid was naked and threatened to kill state troopers when he was arrested late Tuesday night.

Apparently Read was returning home from a poetry reading at the Cowboy Poets Society (CPUSA). He was charged with driving while intoxicated and retaliation or obstruction, and released Wednesday on $21,500 bond from the Clark Co. jail in Las Vegas. A mug shot showed a battered-looking Reid in a T-shirt, with a black eye and dried blood on his face. He later walked barefoot out of the county jail wearing scrubs and a "Viva Las Vegas" baseball cap.

The 911 caller did not identify Reid by name and said he at first thought the body belonged to a deer. "I'm spooked out," he said. "I don't see a vehicle, there's a couple of cones scattered." Nevada troopers responding to the scene said a Pontiac Trans Am registered to the 71-year-old Reid had been driven off the road and struck several barricades in a construction road. Reid was not wearing clothes and made threats against the Texas troopers, said a Department of Public Safety spokesman. He said the senator refused sobriety tests, so a blood specimen was taken.

"Reid had a strong odor of alcoholic beverage on his breath and several signs of intoxication," according to a statement from the sheriff's office. "While Reid was being transported, he made threats to shoot and rape the troopers working the case."


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RoseOfSharon
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08-10-2012 07:56 AM

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RE: Harry Reid Arrested for DWI, Resisting Arrest While Naked
Ah satire, lol
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RE: Harry Reid Arrested for DWI, Resisting Arrest While Naked
You've been counted, Thought Criminal #7459417

Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station.
Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!
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08-10-2012 08:00 AM

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RE: Harry Reid Arrested for DWI, Resisting Arrest While Naked
LOL.

As if even the most die hard Democrats give a shit about Harry Reid. Funny satire none the less.

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