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How Can I Summon A Demon?
Synthetic
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Post: #1
How Can I Summon A Demon?
I'm looking for a fight. Who better to do it with than a demon or evil spirit? So, how would I summon one? Serious answers only please. Opmdsihs
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RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
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I'm looking for a fight. Who better to do it with than a demon or evil spirit? So, how would I summon one? Serious answers only please. Opmdsihs

Fool.
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10-17-2012 09:15 PM

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RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
Synthetic  Wrote:
I'm looking for a fight. Who better to do it with than a demon or evil spirit? So, how would I summon one? Serious answers only please. Opmdsihs

Not telling you what to do however you really need to know what you could get yourself into. Heartflowers

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RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
go to the other forum and emaiL SHR.

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steelwidow
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10-17-2012 09:16 PM

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Post: #5
RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
Synthetic  Wrote:
I'm looking for a fight. Who better to do it with than a demon or evil spirit? So, how would I summon one? Serious answers only please. Opmdsihs

Um haven't you seen paranormal activity? I'm not sure you want to have one of those in your house but if you're still into it, see here http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpenti...LATRY.html

Don't forget to close the 'circle' when you're done. Please don't unleash some crazy shit unto the population. Keep it in your circle.

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Richard Eldritch
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10-17-2012 09:16 PM

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RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
Sounds like you already have and lost...

"Penile Quasar" ???
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RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
This will definitely be a help to you:

http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Here-Fol...-Summoning


Let us know how it all worked out... if you survive.

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Synthetic
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RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
Haha, I will tape it too if you guys want. Quality entertainment, no? I don't feel threatened at all by them. They are weak in my opinion. They are spirits correct? I'm alive and healthy and they died a long time ago. I have a human body + a soul. All they have is there soul to hang on to. I'm totally confident I could beat one and control them to do whatever I want.
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RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
he will kick your ass bad
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Synthetic
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RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
Monkeyfister  Wrote:
This will definitely be a help to you:

http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Here-Fol...-Summoning


Let us know how it all worked out... if you survive.

That doesn't make any sense to me. I need a guide to follow to summon them. Not just a bunch of symbols that mean absolutely nothing to me.
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Richard Eldritch
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RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
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Haha, I will tape it too if you guys want. Quality entertainment, no? I don't feel threatened at all by them. They are weak in my opinion. They are spirits correct? I'm alive and healthy and they died a long time ago. I have a human body + a soul. All they have is there soul to hang on to. I'm totally confident I could beat one and control them to do whatever I want.

That's the Spirit! doomed

"Penile Quasar" ???
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he will kick your ass bad

Really? Explain please.
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10-17-2012 09:24 PM

 



Post: #13
RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
Jizz on page 666 of a bible, close it, burn it
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RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
do something obscene on holloween night, like sucking on your dogs nuts or something, and put a drop of your blood under your pillow before going to sleep
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The Evil AC
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10-17-2012 09:24 PM

 



Post: #15
RE: How Can I Summon A Demon?
Play Kiss's disco album(yes they made one idc what their fans say) completely through at at least a moderate volume without rewinding, forwarding or skipping tracks.
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