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**mOtOrCiTy** lop guest User ID: 31487 05-20-2012 07:00 AM

chance Wrote:

mOtOrCiTy Wrote:

Did you know that boxes of Kleenex can marry?
Wonder if that is legal?

I think if people were here more they would know why the thread started in the first place..

this thread has so much quality as well.. im going back to play on mine

Crybaby

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 56573 05-20-2012 07:01 AM

chance Wrote:

mOtOrCiTy Wrote:

Did you know that boxes of Kleenex can marry?
Wonder if that is legal?

I didn't know that but obviously you are an expert at molesting a kleenex :)

**Randal Patrick McMurphy**

LoP Guest Wrote:

Randal Patrick McMurphy Wrote:
people are going to screw around... it's what they do.

i really don't know any that don't screw around.

but i do know a few who say the don't.

I don't screw around...do you know me now? Maybe, eh?

no... and i don't believe you either.

but i consider masturbation "screwing around".

so if you've ever diddled the little man in the boat... well, you catch my drift.

**chance**

LoP Guest Wrote:

chance Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
I read enough to be sorry I came back here

Want some Kleenex?
This little guy has some to share

I assure you I am far from a little guy and you would scurry away keyboard warrior

Well
Now I know you did not read the thread you speak of.
You just clarified by commenting on my last post without reading it as well.

The little guy pulling the Kleenex is the little guy.
He wants to share with you.

Get it now?

Btw, I am not a mouse, so I will never scurry

Here, have a tissue...from me- to you Tissue

**Randal Patrick McMurphy**

LoP Guest Wrote:

Randal Patrick McMurphy Wrote:
people are going to screw around... it's what they do.

i really don't know any that don't screw around.

but i do know a few who say the don't.

That's why you are here I suppose

i really don't know why i keep coming to this place.

it's like driving around the block over and over to see the accident victim laying in the road.

at least until they clean him up, you know?

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 56573 05-20-2012 07:03 AM

The Evil AC Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
The Evil AC Wrote:
Butthurt I sense in this one!

I remember you well evil one and no not butt hurt My girl is still my love and I actually found her here on this forum This is a sad place now:(

I don't even know you! LOL Never talked to you before.

but please go on!

Oh we have talked here before I assure you of that my friend

Pi Infinity User ID: 3.14159265 05-20-2012 07:03 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

The Evil AC Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
there is a thread 43 pages long about people on this forum being unfaithful to the one they are supposed to love. Fact is that if this thread created so much interest than it must be the consensus So much for the love puddle may you all rot in your karma

Butthurt I sense in this one!

I remember you well evil one and no not butt hurt My girl is still my love and I actually found her here on this forum This is a sad place now:(

And you base your judgement on one thread?

**chance**

LoP Guest Wrote:

chance Wrote:
mOtOrCiTy Wrote:

Did you know that boxes of Kleenex can marry?
Wonder if that is legal?

I didn't know that but obviously you are an expert at molesting a kleenex :)

Don't need a Kleenex.

Cheer

**mOtOrCiTy** lop guest User ID: 31487 05-20-2012 07:04 AM

isnt this a callout thread ? Offtopic

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 58637 05-20-2012 07:04 AM

FreedomStands Wrote:

chance Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
Don't go around marrying the kleenex, just use it when necessary.
Who is marrying Kleenex ?
OH GREAT, FIRST I CAN'T MARRY THE SAME SEX, NOW I CAN'T MARRY KLEENEX!? WTF!!!

Why do people need marriages to validate their love in the first place? Kind of an absurd notion if you ask me. Something you stupids would think is necessary, or something. You know...all you folks who don't pick up on metaphors. Regardless...the kleenex box is full of tissues. They're clean for a while...best to use a clean one.

**The Evil AC** I am not a number!!! User ID: 666 05-20-2012 07:05 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

The Evil AC Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
I remember you well evil one and no not butt hurt My girl is still my love and I actually found her here on this forum This is a sad place now:(

I don't even know you! LOL Never talked to you before.

but please go on!

Oh we have talked here before I assure you of that my friend

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 56573 05-20-2012 07:07 AM

Randal Patrick McMurphy Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
Randal Patrick McMurphy Wrote:
people are going to screw around... it's what they do.

i really don't know any that don't screw around.

but i do know a few who say the don't.

That's why you are here I suppose

i really don't know why i keep coming to this place.

it's like driving around the block over and over to see the accident victim laying in the road.

at least until they clean him up, you know?

Tough battlefield my friend I admire you for being strong in soul.

**chance**

LoP Guest Wrote:

FreedomStands Wrote:
chance Wrote:
Who is marrying Kleenex ?
OH GREAT, FIRST I CAN'T MARRY THE SAME SEX, NOW I CAN'T MARRY KLEENEX!? WTF!!!

Why do people need marriages to validate their love in the first place? Kind of an absurd notion if you ask me. Something you stupids would think is necessary, or something. You know...all you folks who don't pick up on metaphors. Regardless...the kleenex box is full of tissues. They're clean for a while...best to use a clean one.

Is this thread about not re using a Kleenex ?

So, only one blow...right? Jptdknpa

**Motherduck** · **Motherduck** Kiwi Duck User ID: 49375 05-20-2012 07:09 AM **Posts: 8,973**

chance Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
FreedomStands Wrote:
OH GREAT, FIRST I CAN'T MARRY THE SAME SEX, NOW I CAN'T MARRY KLEENEX!? WTF!!!

Why do people need marriages to validate their love in the first place? Kind of an absurd notion if you ask me. Something you stupids would think is necessary, or something. You know...all you folks who don't pick up on metaphors. Regardless...the kleenex box is full of tissues. They're clean for a while...best to use a clean one.

Is this thread about not re using a Kleenex ?

So, only one blow...right?

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 56573 05-20-2012 07:09 AM

mOtOrCiTy Wrote:

isnt this a callout thread ?

How is that?