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I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
AC488
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09-09-2012 03:19 AM

 



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banana I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
Ask away and the secret of the reality shall be revealed.
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Wandering_Libra
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09-09-2012 03:21 AM

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RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
why are you posting anonymously?
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AC488
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09-09-2012 03:23 AM

 



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banana RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
Wandering_Libra  Wrote:
why are you posting anonymously?

Because, I know all!!!!
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Full Circle
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09-09-2012 03:24 AM

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RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
Isn't there some kinda quote about killing the guru if you see him on the road?


http://killingbuddha.com/

“My soul is from elsewhere, I'm sure of that, and I intend to end up there.”
― Rumi
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09-09-2012 03:26 AM

 



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RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
What question should I be asking?
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CountFapula
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09-09-2012 03:26 AM

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banana RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
Full Circle  Wrote:
Isn't there some kinda quote about killing the guru if you see him on the road?


http://killingbuddha.com/

You should!

It's all an act What's your part? Fap1
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09-09-2012 03:27 AM

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RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
Q: Why did the guru cross the road?
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09-09-2012 03:27 AM

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RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
Full Circle  Wrote:
Isn't there some kinda quote about killing the guru if you see him on the road?


http://killingbuddha.com/

Oh, the carnage! chuckle

All rivers return to the sea.
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AC488
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09-09-2012 03:27 AM

 



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banana RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
LoP Guest  Wrote:
What question should I be asking?

Good ones I suppose.
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pauldamo
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09-09-2012 03:29 AM

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what do you think we need to know? Heartflowers
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AC488
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09-09-2012 03:30 AM

 



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banana RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
pauldamo  Wrote:
what do you think we need to know? Heartflowers

That all you need to know is within you already.
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PENDULUM
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09-09-2012 03:31 AM

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RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
So what happened to your balls?

One learns more by listening than talking, because what you say, is what you already know......
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Full Circle
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RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
ASA  Wrote:
Full Circle  Wrote:
Isn't there some kinda quote about killing the guru if you see him on the road?


http://killingbuddha.com/

Oh, the carnage! chuckle

Lmao

“My soul is from elsewhere, I'm sure of that, and I intend to end up there.”
― Rumi
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09-09-2012 03:33 AM

 



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RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
AC488  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
What question should I be asking?

Good ones I suppose.

I thought there was no such thing as good or bad ultimately speaking.
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AC488
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09-09-2012 03:35 AM

 



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banana RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
LoP Guest  Wrote:
AC488  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
What question should I be asking?

Good ones I suppose.

I thought there was no such thing as good or bad ultimately speaking.

Isn't that a relative question?

Maybe the word, "better" would have been more appropriate. Maybe in our next life?
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