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I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
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09-09-2012 04:26 AM

 



Post: #46
RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
How do you meditate the correct way?
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A. R. K.
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09-09-2012 04:28 AM

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Post: #47
RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
Wandering_Libra  Wrote:
Wandering_Libra  Wrote:
what would a new age guru be afraid of? posting anonymously is an indication that you're insecure about something.
I thought so...I knew you wouldn't answer my question. BTW role-play threads should be taking like a grain of sand (nothing more, nothing less).
I thought it was with a grain of salt?

...but what the heck can you put the salt on when no food is presented!?!chuckle

Guru! Make with the Bread of Life already!

Heartflowers

"I hung upon a tree and gazed into the sky below my feet. The wisdom of the earth filled my head and I danced among the stars.........I fell down from there laughing."
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09-09-2012 04:38 AM

 



Post: #48
RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
AC488  Wrote:
Wandering_Libra  Wrote:
do you collect crystals?

do you use tarrot cards?

how often do you meditate?

Do you?

Do you?

Do you?

Does it matter?

Nah!. Seriously?. You claim being a guru and that is the kind of rude answers that you want to give to your grasshoppers?.

Come on!. Go and buy some Tony Bravo videos or any other marketing guy, so you learn to keep your audience/readers interested and inspired.

We don't need mean gurus. The offices are full of them.
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09-09-2012 04:44 AM

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Post: #49
RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
A. R. K.  Wrote:
Wandering_Libra  Wrote:
Wandering_Libra  Wrote:
what would a new age guru be afraid of? posting anonymously is an indication that you're insecure about something.
I thought so...I knew you wouldn't answer my question. BTW role-play threads should be taking like a grain of sand (nothing more, nothing less).
I thought it was with a grain of salt?

...but what the heck can you put the salt on when no food is presented!?!chuckle

Guru! Make with the Bread of Life already!

Heartflowers

Lmao
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09-09-2012 04:54 AM

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Post: #50
RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
cricket

"I hung upon a tree and gazed into the sky below my feet. The wisdom of the earth filled my head and I danced among the stars.........I fell down from there laughing."
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09-09-2012 04:57 AM

 



Post: #51
RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
Guru disappear in a ball of light?
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09-09-2012 05:09 AM

 



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banana RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
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Guru disappear in a ball of light?

No. Just to the local Chinese Restaurant.

We all gotta eat.
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09-09-2012 05:26 AM

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Post: #53
RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
AC488  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Guru disappear in a ball of light?

No. Just to the local Chinese Restaurant.

We all gotta eat.
What.....Sat night special, guru's get half off?


How about a fortune cookie for us, jerky!


Popcorn

"I hung upon a tree and gazed into the sky below my feet. The wisdom of the earth filled my head and I danced among the stars.........I fell down from there laughing."
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AC488
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09-09-2012 05:29 AM

 



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banana RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
The fortune cookie said you would say that doomed
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09-09-2012 05:43 AM

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Post: #55
RE: I'm a New Age Guru. Ask me anything and know all!!!!
AC488  Wrote:
The fortune cookie said you would say that doomed

Who's your guru now?

chuckle

Cheers

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