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I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
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01-29-2012 09:15 PM

 



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I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
I was set up to date a hot friend of my buddy's wife and from what I heard, she's not afraid to put out on the first date if there's chemistry and attraction. But I'm a bit nervous because I do have a small little pecker and afraid she might laugh at it and may never want to see me again.

am i doomed before a relationship even gets started?

and yes, I did have problems with my 'shortcomings' from other relationships.Tissue
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Vicious
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01-29-2012 09:16 PM

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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
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am i doomed before a relationship even gets started?

probably.


But maybe she has a teeny tiny vag.
Ya never know.
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Ray-Ray Debarge
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01-29-2012 09:17 PM

 



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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
A small organ is no problem as long as you aren't performing in a Cathedral.

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Pi
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01-29-2012 09:17 PM

 



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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
Draw a smiley face on it, that'l break the tension. Anon
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RedShift
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01-29-2012 09:17 PM

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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
Ozymandias  Wrote:
A small organ is no problem as long as you aren't performing in a Cathedral.

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chuckle
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Mike
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01-29-2012 09:17 PM

 



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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
Shave your little dude and hope she falls for the illusion Lmao
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LoP Guest
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01-29-2012 09:18 PM

 



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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
If she is going to have sex on the first date, does it matter?
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Vicious
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01-29-2012 09:18 PM

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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
Ozymandias  Wrote:
A small organ is no problem as long as you aren't performing in a Cathedral.

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That's sweet,
Did your Lady tell you that ?
chuckle
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SecretGeek
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01-29-2012 09:18 PM

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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
LoP Guest  Wrote:
I was set up to date a hot friend of my buddy's wife and from what I heard, she's not afraid to put out on the first date if there's chemistry and attraction. But I'm a bit nervous because I do have a small little pecker and afraid she might laugh at it and may never want to see me again.

am i doomed before a relationship even gets started?

and yes, I did have problems with my 'shortcomings' from other relationships.Tissue

chuckle

Yes, you are doomed. chuckle
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Ray-Ray Debarge
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01-29-2012 09:19 PM

 



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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
Vicious  Wrote:
Ozymandias  Wrote:
A small organ is no problem as long as you aren't performing in a Cathedral.

Hiding3Anon

That's sweet,
Did your Lady tell you that ?
chuckle

No, she told me size doesn't matter.

She meant it. Right?
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01-29-2012 09:19 PM

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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
Play World of Warcraft.

DELETE ME!
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Vicious
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01-29-2012 09:20 PM

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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
Ozymandias  Wrote:
Vicious  Wrote:
Ozymandias  Wrote:
A small organ is no problem as long as you aren't performing in a Cathedral.

Hiding3Anon

That's sweet,
Did your Lady tell you that ?
chuckle

No, she told me size doesn't matter.

She meant it. Right?



Of course she did.

Sarcastic1
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LoP Guest
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01-29-2012 09:20 PM

 



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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
Well at least she won't choke on it.Jptdknpa
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seasnake
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01-29-2012 09:20 PM

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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
LoP Guest  Wrote:
I was set up to date a hot friend of my buddy's wife and from what I heard, she's not afraid to put out on the first date if there's chemistry and attraction. But I'm a bit nervous because I do have a small little pecker and afraid she might laugh at it and may never want to see me again.

am i doomed before a relationship even gets started?

and yes, I did have problems with my 'shortcomings' from other relationships.Tissue

I hope she runs, you sound like a prick to even think a first blind date should end up in sex.
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KØЯЯØ§IV
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01-29-2012 09:20 PM

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RE: I'm going on a date with a hot woman but afraid she might laugh at my small penis..
how small is small?

We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion


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