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I'm going to meet Hussein!!
The Comedian
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04-24-2012 04:13 AM

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Post: #1
banana I'm going to meet Hussein!!
(email from the White House, pimpin' large)


Friend --

I have some advice for the two people who will be selected to go to a party for the President at George Clooney's house:

Choose your guest wisely.

Whoever you pick to join you is going to owe you big time.

Think about it -- and chip in $3 or whatever you can today to be automatically entered:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Obama-Clooney-and-You

- Ann Marie

Ann Marie Habershaw
Chief Operating Officer
Obama for America

P.S. -- Regarding your airfare and hotel, we've got it covered. Just get your name in the mix today.

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being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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The Comedian
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04-24-2012 04:14 AM

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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
If George Bush sold raffle tickets to party at the White House, how would the press have reacted?

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The Comedian
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04-24-2012 04:15 AM

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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
Pimpin' pin possible?
chuckle

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ZeroToad
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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
The Comedian  Wrote:
If George Bush sold raffle tickets to party at the White House, how would the press have reacted?

Shame on y0u! Thwak

The party is at George Clooney's house, kNot the White House. y0u'd have a better chance of winning the MegaMillions than spending a night in the White House. chuckle

Ribbit Blink

"He that kNot seeketh the fool within, seeketh fools without." - O.T.P.

"Tis better to be right and wrong than wrong and right." - O.T.P.

"The truth can be found in a lie but a lie cannot be found in the truth." - O.T.P.

"The Law of Life minus finite (Life - f = Lie) dictates that the best place to hide the truth is in a Lie." - O.T.P.
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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
Dont forget to bring him a pocket Constitution. I dont think he ever read it
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04-24-2012 04:22 AM

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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
oh dont worry - there will be plenty of gifts and blank checks at that party

maybe there will be a cock fight out back! lol

Jptdknpa
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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
Obama for Satan.
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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
Would you tell him Chicago mom's say hi, and we send him a big Qrgibhqd
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04-24-2012 04:28 AM

 



Post: #9
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
kittykat  Wrote:
oh dont worry - there will be plenty of gifts and blank checks at that party

maybe there will be a cock fight out back! lol

Jptdknpa


omg, thank you, I so needed that laugh.. JptdknpaJptdknpaJptdknpaJptdknpa
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Vegas
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04-24-2012 04:30 AM

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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
kittykat  Wrote:
oh dont worry - there will be plenty of gifts and blank checks at that party

maybe there will be a cock fight out back! lol

Jptdknpa

Is Bill Clinton going?
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The Comedian
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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
LoP Guest  Wrote:
go kill yourself.

You first.

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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
kittykat  Wrote:
oh dont worry - there will be plenty of gifts and blank checks at that party

maybe there will be a cock fight out back! lol

Jptdknpa

That's a terrible gay inference.

Lmao

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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
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Obama for Satan.

Already appointed.

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The Comedian
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04-24-2012 05:34 AM

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RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Dont forget to bring him a pocket Constitution. I dont think he ever read it

Oh, he's read it.

And he hates it.

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Bed
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04-24-2012 05:50 AM

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Post: #15
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
That's a f*cking nightmare.

Treat your bed like your sword, bleed, breed and fall on it.
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