News
news Rocket-Powered Bike Sets Land Speed Record/W video
news Modern Wheat Is The ‘Perfect Chronic Poison’ Says Expert
news Cockroaches quickly evolving to avoid bait used in traps
news George Soros Switches From Physical Gold to Gold Stocks and That is Very Bullish for Gold Prices
news Four fireballs fall over U.S. in 24 hour period
news Russians drive over North Pole to Canada
news Concentrated Fukushima radioactive plume staying on narrow path toward U.S.
news How to Use Chinese Condiments
news Google’s Plan To Take Over The World
news 'Dead' man comes back to life at his funeral
news Visualizing The Silver Squeeze
news Geothermal Energy
news N.A Poe, Adam Kokesh and Others Arrested at Smokedown Prohibition Cannabis Protest in Philadelphia
news FEMA Plans Clear-Cutting 85,000 Berkeley and Oakland Trees
news Media Now Openly Admitting The Government Controls The News
news Woman who survived flesh-eating infection, receives bionic hands
news Billionaires Now Own American Politics
news Air Force Chemtrail Whistleblower Exposes Geoengineering
news Yahoo Japan suspects 22 million user IDs leaked: Kyodo
news Ruins of Lost City May Lurk Deep in Honduras Rain Forest

Username:
Password: or Register
 
Thread Rating:
  • 9 Votes - 1.89 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
I'm going to meet Hussein!!
The Comedian
Philosophizer
User ID: 91846
04-24-2012 04:13 AM

Posts: 1,411



Post: #1
banana I'm going to meet Hussein!!
(email from the White House, pimpin' large)


Friend --

I have some advice for the two people who will be selected to go to a party for the President at George Clooney's house:

Choose your guest wisely.

Whoever you pick to join you is going to owe you big time.

Think about it -- and chip in $3 or whatever you can today to be automatically entered:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Obama-Clooney-and-You

- Ann Marie

Ann Marie Habershaw
Chief Operating Officer
Obama for America

P.S. -- Regarding your airfare and hotel, we've got it covered. Just get your name in the mix today.

Once you realize what a joke everything is,
being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Quote this message in a reply
The Comedian
Philosophizer
User ID: 91846
04-24-2012 04:14 AM

Posts: 1,411



Post: #2
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
If George Bush sold raffle tickets to party at the White House, how would the press have reacted?

Once you realize what a joke everything is,
being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Quote this message in a reply
The Comedian
Philosophizer
User ID: 91846
04-24-2012 04:15 AM

Posts: 1,411



Post: #3
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
Pimpin' pin possible?
chuckle

Once you realize what a joke everything is,
being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Quote this message in a reply
ZeroToad
Seeker of Mistruth
User ID: 91948
04-24-2012 04:17 AM

Posts: 2,716



Post: #4
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
The Comedian  Wrote:
If George Bush sold raffle tickets to party at the White House, how would the press have reacted?

Shame on y0u! Thwak

The party is at George Clooney's house, kNot the White House. y0u'd have a better chance of winning the MegaMillions than spending a night in the White House. chuckle

Ribbit Blink

"He that kNot seeketh the fool within, seeketh fools without." - O.T.P.

"Tis better to be right and wrong than wrong and right." - O.T.P.

"The truth can be found in a lie but a lie cannot be found in the truth." - O.T.P.

"The Law of Life minus finite (Life - f = Lie) dictates that the best place to hide the truth is in a Lie." - O.T.P.
(This post was last modified: 04-24-2012 04:18 AM by ZeroToad.) Quote this message in a reply
LoP Guest
lop guest
User ID: 70676
04-24-2012 04:18 AM

 



Post: #5
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
Dont forget to bring him a pocket Constitution. I dont think he ever read it
Quote this message in a reply
kittykat
Registered User
User ID: 65431
04-24-2012 04:22 AM

Posts: 2,811



Post: #6
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
oh dont worry - there will be plenty of gifts and blank checks at that party

maybe there will be a cock fight out back! lol

Jptdknpa
Quote this message in a reply
LoP Guest
lop guest
User ID: 71698
04-24-2012 04:22 AM

 



Post: #7
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
Obama for Satan.
Quote this message in a reply
LoP Guest
lop guest
User ID: 66934
04-24-2012 04:26 AM

 



Post: #8
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
Would you tell him Chicago mom's say hi, and we send him a big Qrgibhqd
Quote this message in a reply
LoP Guest
lop guest
User ID: 66934
04-24-2012 04:28 AM

 



Post: #9
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
kittykat  Wrote:
oh dont worry - there will be plenty of gifts and blank checks at that party

maybe there will be a cock fight out back! lol

Jptdknpa


omg, thank you, I so needed that laugh.. JptdknpaJptdknpaJptdknpaJptdknpa
Quote this message in a reply
Vegas
Crisis Actor
User ID: 50831
04-24-2012 04:30 AM

Posts: 18,614



Post: #10
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
kittykat  Wrote:
oh dont worry - there will be plenty of gifts and blank checks at that party

maybe there will be a cock fight out back! lol

Jptdknpa

Is Bill Clinton going?
Quote this message in a reply
The Comedian
Philosophizer
User ID: 91846
04-24-2012 05:17 AM

Posts: 1,411



Post: #11
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
LoP Guest  Wrote:
go kill yourself.

You first.

Once you realize what a joke everything is,
being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Quote this message in a reply
The Comedian
Philosophizer
User ID: 91846
04-24-2012 05:18 AM

Posts: 1,411



Post: #12
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
kittykat  Wrote:
oh dont worry - there will be plenty of gifts and blank checks at that party

maybe there will be a cock fight out back! lol

Jptdknpa

That's a terrible gay inference.

Lmao

Once you realize what a joke everything is,
being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Quote this message in a reply
The Comedian
Philosophizer
User ID: 91846
04-24-2012 05:19 AM

Posts: 1,411



Post: #13
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Obama for Satan.

Already appointed.

Once you realize what a joke everything is,
being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Quote this message in a reply
The Comedian
Philosophizer
User ID: 91846
04-24-2012 05:34 AM

Posts: 1,411



Post: #14
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Dont forget to bring him a pocket Constitution. I dont think he ever read it

Oh, he's read it.

And he hates it.

Once you realize what a joke everything is,
being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Quote this message in a reply
Bed
Registered User
User ID: 50641
04-24-2012 05:50 AM

Posts: 2,278



Post: #15
RE: I'm going to meet Hussein!!
That's a f*cking nightmare.

Treat your bed like your sword, bleed, breed and fall on it.
Quote this message in a reply



Contact UsConspiracy Forum. No reg. required! Return to TopReturn to ContentRSS Syndication
HiFi High-End Audio PSUs for Laptops, Netbooks, Phono Preamps, USB Cables.

Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Valid CSS 2.1