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**Enaid** · (This post was last modified: 03-01-2011 03:11 AM by Enaid.)

Royal Dudeness Wrote:

Use mini me from austin powers and digitally give tridget an even smaller "partner" to follow him around all the time, constantly re-assuring him that he is doing the right thing.

Name THAT smaller partner - S*H*R.
Have him hump tridget's leg like a crazy dog.

**CaptBill** lop guest User ID: 19641 03-01-2011 03:11 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

who should I cast as the lead midget?

So who are you? are you the purifier of gold and silver?

Malachi 3
[1] Behold, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me: and the Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to this temple, even the messenger of the covenant, whom ye delight in: behold, he shall come, saith the LORD of hosts.
[2] But who may abide the day of his coming? and who shall stand when he appeareth? for he is like a refiner's fire, and like fullers' soap:
[3] And he shall sit as a refiner and purifer of silver: and he shall purify the sons of Levi, and purge them as gold and silver, that they may offer unto the LORD an offering in righteousness.

**floydian slip** · (This post was last modified: 03-01-2011 03:17 AM by floydian slip.)

LoP Guest Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
"The pain......the Pain......." lmao

(@ 44 seconds ;)))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_QbVDlLbI

**Mantis Shrimp** lop guest User ID: 19641 03-01-2011 03:36 AM

You got a pretty good movie going here looks like. Slow down so we can make up some popcorn while the commercials are rolling...

A PATERNE FOR A KINGS
INAVGVRATION:

Written by the KINGS MAIESTIE.
(KING JAMES)

PSALMS 2:10

...Bee wise now therefore, O yee Kings;

bee instructed yee Iudges of the earth.

ADVERTISEMENT TO THE READER

CVrteous Reader, I know that in this extremely short discourse of mine of the Paterne of a Kings inauguration, thou wilt bee farre from finding the office of a King fully described therein. And therefore I haue thought good to informe thee hereby, that I onely write this as a ground, whereupon I meane (if God shall spare mee dayes and leisure) to set downe at large (as in the descant) the whole principall points belonging to the office of a King. And if my leisure cannot permit (whereof I despaire) I intend (God willing) to set some other more nimble pen on worke with my instructions. In the meane time, I haue made this as a short forewarning to my Son, that he may in time prepare himselfe for the bargaine, and study his craft; that if it shall please God by course of nature to bring him to it, (which I pray God he may) hee may not make his entry in it like a raw Spanish Bisogno, but rather like an olde souldier of a trained band, that needes no prompting nor direction to teach him how to vse his armes. So as mine end in this is rather a warning, then an instruction vnto him.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 20574 03-01-2011 03:38 AM

THIS guy. He is so over the top and badass it's not funny. Absolutely perfect.

And I think you need to give him a nervous tic. Whenever anyone disagrees with him, his eye starts twitching before he blows! Banging on the keyboard, calling up SHR on speakerphone and cussing him out, conferencing in his lawyer, oh the possibilities

And John Stamos should play Stevie.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 13060 03-01-2011 03:43 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYO7C5ISM9o

**Sunny**

Charlie Sheen on his knees.

He needs a job.

**Mantis shrimp** lop guest User ID: 19641 03-01-2011 03:55 AM

Ok OP!

You can roll-em now..

Anytime your ready.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 20987 03-01-2011 04:10 AM

CaptBill Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
who should I cast as the lead midget?

So who are you? are you the purifier of gold and silver?

Malachi 3
[1] Behold, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me: and the Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to this temple, even the messenger of the covenant, whom ye delight in: behold, he shall come, saith the LORD of hosts.
[2] But who may abide the day of his coming? and who shall stand when he appeareth? for he is like a refiner's fire, and like fullers' soap:
[3] And he shall sit as a refiner and purifer of silver: and he shall purify the sons of Levi, and purge them as gold and silver, that they may offer unto the LORD an offering in righteousness.

Not saying that T. is a midget, but are you implying here the guy is some kind of messenger?

**CaptBill** lop guest User ID: 19641 03-01-2011 04:22 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

CaptBill Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
who should I cast as the lead midget?

So who are you? are you the purifier of gold and silver?

Malachi 3
[1] Behold, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me: and the Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to this temple, even the messenger of the covenant, whom ye delight in: behold, he shall come, saith the LORD of hosts.
[2] But who may abide the day of his coming? and who shall stand when he appeareth? for he is like a refiner's fire, and like fullers' soap:
[3] And he shall sit as a refiner and purifer of silver: and he shall purify the sons of Levi, and purge them as gold and silver, that they may offer unto the LORD an offering in righteousness.
Not saying that T. is a midget, but are you implying here the guy is some kind of messenger?

No, I am saying that he decided to pick on a 'forum midget' using terms like 'meltdown' and 'who should I cast as the lead midget?'...

Hence he is claiming himself a 'purifyer of gold(member)', it would appear.

Does it not?

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 19641 03-01-2011 04:48 AM

...Well while we wait for OP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrTHlT2ChtM

**Mr.Clean**

LoP Guest Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
"The pain......the Pain......." lmao

(@ 44 seconds ;)))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_QbVDlLbI

I can hear it now...

Boss, the conspiracy, the conspiracy.....

Jerry1

**ashesandsackcloth**