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I talked to Aliens toady...they asked me what is a $ and why does it rule the world?
The Lucky AC
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05-22-2012 09:23 PM

 



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horn I talked to Aliens toady...they asked me what is a $ and why does it rule the world?
They said they had been to many planets where life existed, but they had a few questions about this one. One of them asked me, What the f*ck is a dollar? Its a little piece of paper or maybe just a number in a computer. "That seems pretty unimportant, "they said. "How can something so trivial rule this entire world?" People say its nessecary because it allows free exchange between people. What the f*ck does that mean? They said again. We do all our stuff cooperatively." I dont get it either. I think its the dumbest idea ever." The aliens added, "and from our study of your planet, this odd piece of paper is also destorying your world. If you humans dont kill it in 50 years, your species will likely destroy itself." I know, I've been telling lots of people the same thing, they just wont listen to me. "Youre people on this planet are the dumbest we've ever met, they told me. I said, that also explains why they believe 3000 year old stories out of a book that was compliled over 100s of years to keep them living in fear, ignorance, and tyranny." Oh, thats another thing, they said. Unless your people reject this self righteous sense of themselves, they'll never go anywhere.
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05-22-2012 09:38 PM

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RE: I talked to Aliens toady...they asked me what is a $ and why does it rule the world?
I was unaware that Aliens had a word for "f*ck".

"When life hands you a lime....."

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05-22-2012 09:40 PM

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RE: I talked to Aliens toady...they asked me what is a $ and why does it rule the world?
the aliens are demonic, they know perfectly well why we worship money, lol

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05-22-2012 09:46 PM

 



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RE: I talked to Aliens toady...they asked me what is a $ and why does it rule the world?
Wolf Pup  Wrote:
I was unaware that Aliens had a word for "f*ck".

I guess they must have learned english. they laugh at our money and our religions
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05-22-2012 09:48 PM

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RE: I talked to Aliens toady...they asked me what is a $ and why does it rule the world?
Ka$hKilla  Wrote:
Wolf Pup  Wrote:
I was unaware that Aliens had a word for "f*ck".

I guess they must have learned english. they laugh at our money and our religions

chuckle They must also wonder how one word can be used in all aspects of the English language..

"When life hands you a lime....."

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05-22-2012 09:50 PM

 



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RE: I talked to Aliens toady...they asked me what is a $ and why does it rule the world?
You Mad, Bro!
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05-22-2012 10:14 PM

 



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I posted this to see if anybody could guess who i really am
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