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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 51510 04-20-2012 12:40 AM

CANT BEAT EM JOIN EM RIGHT. S977

**ZeroToad**

Don't bathe for 7 years! :thumbup

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**Ray-Ray Debarge** lop guest User ID: 89834 04-20-2012 12:42 AM

Keep your soul instead. You won't regret it.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 5371 04-20-2012 12:43 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

IM TIRED OF BEING A PISS ANT BOTTOM FEEDER. HOW DO I BECOME AN EVIL ELITE REPTILIAN?? - CANT BEAT EM JOIN EM RIGHT.

Start by losing your "all CAPS" fetish, and then learn how to use punctuation.

**Shilly McShillington**

LoP Guest Wrote:

CANT BEAT EM JOIN EM RIGHT.

The best status you'd be able to achieve is bootlicker. Pucker up!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 91285 04-20-2012 12:45 AM

No it's actually something a lot simpler than that.

It's the dentist conspiracy.

Everyone thinks the dentist will save their teeth. The truth is, apparently, that a house hold solvent will not only strengthen and whiten your teeth, it will actually make them immune to any possible disease.

This amazing cure is, oven cleaner. Yes it sounds idiotic and insane, but it works just like you've read. There's one trick though, you have to keep your mouth open while you spray the oven cleaner in your mouth without breathing, and then brush your teeth.

The amazing trick is just to hold your breath while you spray the oven cleaner in your mouth, then scrub your teeth with a brush. You will be amazed at the results. You won't find this information anywhere else on the net.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 51510 04-20-2012 12:45 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
IM TIRED OF BEING A PISS ANT BOTTOM FEEDER. HOW DO I BECOME AN EVIL ELITE REPTILIAN?? - CANT BEAT EM JOIN EM RIGHT.

Start by losing your "all CAPS" fetish, and then learn how to use punctuation.

i dont like PUNKs in any siTUATION

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 51510 04-20-2012 12:46 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

No it's actually something a lot simpler than that.

It's the dentist conspiracy.

Everyone thinks the dentist will save their teeth. The truth is, apparently, that a house hold solvent will not only strengthen and whiten your teeth, it will actually make them immune to any possible disease.

This amazing cure is, oven cleaner. Yes it sounds idiotic and insane, but it works just like you've read. There's one trick though, you have to keep your mouth open while you spray the oven cleaner in your mouth without breathing, and then brush your teeth.

The amazing trick is just to hold your breath while you spray the oven cleaner in your mouth, then scrub your teeth with a brush. You will be amazed at the results. You won't find this information anywhere else on the net.

COOL TRICK!!! THANKS!!

TRYING IT ON MY CAT "WOOKY" RIGHT NOW.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 91296 04-20-2012 12:47 AM

you can't become an evil elite republican, er, reptilian.
that's genetic.

however, you CAN become a creep, suck-ass lackey of an evil elite reptilian.

run for mayor or state congressman.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 91285 04-20-2012 12:47 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

COOL TRICK!!! THANKS!!

TRYING IT ON MY CAT "WOOKY" RIGHT NOW.

Actually, it only works on humans. I hope your cat is okay.

**Zero Point**

LoP Guest Wrote:

No it's actually something a lot simpler than that.

It's the dentist conspiracy.

Everyone thinks the dentist will save their teeth. The truth is, apparently, that a house hold solvent will not only strengthen and whiten your teeth, it will actually make them immune to any possible disease.

This amazing cure is, oven cleaner. Yes it sounds idiotic and insane, but it works just like you've read. There's one trick though, you have to keep your mouth open while you spray the oven cleaner in your mouth without breathing, and then brush your teeth.

The amazing trick is just to hold your breath while you spray the oven cleaner in your mouth, then scrub your teeth with a brush. You will be amazed at the results. You won't find this information anywhere else on the net.

**goldenfleeced**

Shilly McShillington Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
CANT BEAT EM JOIN EM RIGHT.

The best status you'd be able to achieve is bootlicker. Pucker up!

And there's really nothing to be ashamed of in that... experience is good... brains might be better.

Heartflowers

**FaFaFooey**

Simple...Toss Icke's wife's salad..3x and ur in

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 51510 04-20-2012 12:56 AM

Ozymandias Wrote:

Keep your soul instead. You won't regret it.

your saying i should go fishing in warm tropical waters and catch a sole and instead of releasing it, keep it.

ok.

might work.

**ManInTheMirror**

Whats the magic word? chuckle