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**mikeOxstiff**

...and what shape would it be?

I think if we had one ear it would be a round one in the middle of our foreheads

sod knows how I would keep my glasses on

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 52721 12-23-2011 04:31 PM

mikeOxstiff Wrote:

...and what shape would it be?

I think if we had one ear it would be a round one in the middle of our foreheads

sod knows how I would keep my glasses on

It would be on the palm of my hand, so I could say " Talk to the hand " and really mean it.

..and it'd be in pretty rough shape... Hiding3

**Nothing Is True**

lol excellent!

I thought across the forehead too.

..but then I thought 'everywhere' - all of the skin as one big ear :D

**Bagatell** · **Bagatell** user Variable User ID: 9614 12-23-2011 04:34 PM **Posts: 1,700**

mikeOxstiff Wrote:

...and what shape would it be?

I think if we had one ear it would be a round one in the middle of our foreheads

sod knows how I would keep my glasses on

You are right, it would be on our foreheads. Same as Mr.Spock, the final front ear.

**mikeOxstiff**

Bagatell Wrote:

mikeOxstiff Wrote:
...and what shape would it be?

I think if we had one ear it would be a round one in the middle of our foreheads

sod knows how I would keep my glasses on

You are right, it would be on our foreheads. Same as Mr.Spock, the final front ear.

Davey Crocket had a wild front ear

**Moranic_Mayhem** lop guest User ID: 14081 12-23-2011 04:39 PM

Over 'ere.. chuckle

**Moranic_Mayhem** lop guest User ID: 14081 12-23-2011 04:40 PM

mikeOxstiff Wrote:

...and what shape would it be?

I think if we had one ear it would be a round one in the middle of our foreheads

sod knows how I would keep my glasses on

Bluetac them onto your nose..

**Moranic_Mayhem** lop guest User ID: 14081 12-23-2011 04:42 PM

Sorry.. this thread deserves two ears.. ;)

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**Shootzoo**

It would be like a mohawk.

**Nothing Is True**

Shootzoo Wrote:

It would be like a mohawk.

The normal 'Longitudinal' version? - or the more modern 'Transverse' option? I think the latter may give better results.

..enquiring minds need to know

**Moranic_Mayhem** lop guest User ID: 14081 12-23-2011 04:54 PM

Your nose could be a listening device.. ;)

What's that smell in 'ere??

**Moranic_Mayhem** lop guest User ID: 14081 12-23-2011 04:55 PM

Moranic_Mayhem Wrote:

Your nose could be a listening device.. ;)

What's that smell in ear??

edit..

**Moranic_Mayhem** lop guest User ID: 14081 12-23-2011 05:15 PM

I feel for you OP..

Not only I looked like a plonker with my earphones plugged into my nostrils.. I could not hear a thing!? doomed

Well.. a few vibrations here and there tickled a tad.. chuckle

**DanfromtheHills**

Nothing Is True Wrote:

Shootzoo Wrote:
It would be like a mohawk.

The normal 'Longitudinal' version? - or the more modern 'Transverse' option? I think the latter may give better results.

..enquiring minds need to know

Both.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 65599 12-23-2011 05:34 PM

down next to their asshole because they can't hear shit anyway