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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 65599 12-23-2011 06:28 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
I'd have mine at the base of my cock. . . for sexual reasons

So you could f*ck yourself in the ear?

No, it's so the only time i have to hear a woman is when i'm f*cking em

You do know that you would end up with an ear infucktion?

**pauldamo**

on the top of my head,shaped like a round airvent on a roof,for 360deg listening.

**Zardoz**

pauldamo Wrote:

on the top of my head,shaped like a round airvent on a roof,for 360deg listening.

I'm concerned about rain with that design!

**Zardoz**

I'd like a wireless ear. I'll keep it in my pocket and pull it out when it's your turn to talk! lol

**pauldamo** · (This post was last modified: 12-24-2011 03:10 AM by pauldamo.)

Unclassified Consciousness Wrote:

pauldamo Wrote:
on the top of my head,shaped like a round airvent on a roof,for 360deg listening.

I'm concerned about rain with that design!

well they wouldn't use them as airvents on roofs,they have a cover on top and a ring opening right around it,which is obviously under the cover lol

**mikeOxstiff**

I have been thinking about this over Christmas and I think an ear on the front of ones head would not work,how could one ear someone creeping up behind one
So after much thought an ear on the top of the head which can rotate around would be the better option

I hope you have all had a nice Christmas and here is to a happy new year

**Richard Eldritch**

Captain Kirk had three ears, A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear....... doomed

~~Philosopher~~ · **~~Philosopher~~** Banned User ID: 66882 12-29-2011 02:41 PM **Posts: 886**

Right where Mr. Potato Head wants it.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 70065 12-29-2011 02:47 PM

It would be where the mouth is ,so they would shut up and listen

**tropicsky** lop guest User ID: 67729 12-29-2011 02:53 PM

Richard Eldritch Wrote:

Captain Kirk had three ears, A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.......

**Vicious**

LoP Guest Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
I'd have mine at the base of my cock. . . for sexual reasons

So you could f*ck yourself in the ear?

No, it's so the only time i have to hear a woman is when i'm f*cking em

So never then ?